The 2020 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8 is decided after the final matchups in the Trap Queen Region:
A dominating victory for Bristol Blarney after struggling to get by Luke Noble. Meanwhile Nikki Evans takes out an all time ratchet in Landon “The Covid Killer” Steele. Here’s the latest Vegas odds to win the whole thing.
Lorrayna and Kylie have yet to be challenged, which means Bitch Tits and Camel Toe Truck Girl have the hardest road to get to the Final 4. The other two matchups are a coin toss. But in Ratchet Madness, anything can happen. Elite 8 starts and begins Monday, followed by the Final 4 on Tuesday and Wednesday, and the Championship Thursday and Friday. See ya then.