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Here’s The 4 Ratchets Who Advanced In The Play-in Games To Face Our 1 Seeded Ratchets Starting Monday

 

Voting for the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 16 seed play in games has finished. Here are the four ratchets who will be advancing to play our one seeds.

 

Dante vs. Meg Bitton was a real nail biter. I don’t know if any of these has a shot at beating a one seed, but in each of the last two tournaments a 16 seed has beaten a 1, so anything is possible. Next week we will be having our first round matchups from Monday through Thursday. It’s gonna be a great tournament, as always.

 

8 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    April 7, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    I love this blog so much- Maude the fraud def should win and escalate into the finals.

  • Meg Bitton
    April 6, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Fuck you Dante, my soft porn of virgin girls – soon to be prostitute (at least I pray they will), HANDS DOWN beats your retarded and old libtard act of race mongering. At least I am not stupid enough to Poke the Turtle. My scheme was no ignore them until they went away and they did. In the end, I beat you, a white women, and you can lick the crust off my dirty stanky ass hole for the next year. I advise you to do something else more ratchet in 2020, which I think we all know, is all but a given, and I will take more of my pornhub worthy pictures and we can fight it out again on the esteemed Turtleboy Sports Ratchet Madness. I will beat down everyone all the way to a major victory this year. A place for the mantle trophy is already wating. Wait, is there a trophy for winning Ratchet Madness?

  • Savvybear
    April 5, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Dante will help gaffney advance though

  • For Realz Tho
    April 5, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Definitely agree…..
    Ratchet- to be ghetto, real, gutter, nasty
    Pedophile- fucking skank bitch who likes to take sexualized pictures of little kids.
    Not sure how Comparetto lost this one. He fits that definition to a T. I think the riders misplaced the hate on this one.

    • Brian Brady
      April 5, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      I think its the exposing factor. Dante may be ratchet, but Meg Bitton needs as much press as possible for her disgusting hobby.

  • Demanding A Recount
    April 5, 2019 at 11:38 am

    How the fuck did Dante lose? Campaigning on a bike?! Check
    Suggesting sixth graders basically have sex for sex Ed and hide condoms then “act sexy”
    Video of him at board meeting getting owned by the head elect or selectman?
    Wow dude.
    Ballet box was stuffed….and this is no conspiracy theory…Dante probably spent a solid hour re voting…

    I demand a recount and that this election be checked for how many votes came from the same IP!!!!

    FURTHER PROOF OF VOTING ABUSE !
    Peroxide poundcake loses?
    She is Suma cum laude of Ratchet U!

    She literally STOLE THE FENTANYL IV FROM AN ELDERLY WOMAN!!!!! This is madness, this is wrong, that credentials alone is so heinous….that anyone could overlook it….just wow.

    I feel like the Patriots just got beat by the Ravens in AFC Championship.
    Shocked

  • Dante Comparetto
    April 5, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Someone stuffed the ballot box for Meg Bitton. I have that skank beaten hands down, wait until next year.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 5, 2019 at 10:54 am

    I went with Dante because he was local.

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