Smiles And Sunshine

Here’s The Agenda For Special Bret’s Birthday Turtleboy Live Agenda, Featuring Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae

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It’s been one of the busiest weeks we’ve had in a while on Turtleboy. Traffic this month is higher than it was at our peak with 112,000 Facebook followers. Because we refuse to die, and we refuse to stop exposing people doing terrible things. With that said, it’s Bret’s birthday weekend, so he’s gonna be nice and sauced up tonight. You add Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae to the mix and you’ve got on hell of a live show tonight. You have to follow Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook to watch the show live, or else you can catch it later on SoundCloud or iTunes. To follow Clarence click here. We’ll be going live at 10 PM. See ya then turtle riders…..

2 Comment(s)
  • Quietly Constant Turtle
    July 7, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    I look forward to this all week, absolutely the highlight of my week.

  • Uncle Randy
    July 7, 2018 at 4:01 pm


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