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Here’s The Providence Wooly Hammoth’s Spawn Who Was Restrained By Assistant Principal And, Spoiler Alert, He’s No Angel

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As I was reading my son a bedtime story last night, all of a sudden he looked at me and asked the fundamental question every parents dreads…

“Mommy, where do hoodboogers come from?”

Oh man. The birds and the bees. What could I say, but the truth?

“Well, son, sometimes when a titooed wooly hammoth and a Chicago Bulls hat wearing thug really love each other have too much henny on a Tuesday night, raucous grundle tickling ensues and that’s how baby ratchimals are made.”

So yesterday we blogged about the kid who was restrained by the assistant principal for nabbing a milk and bolting. As expected, the media has demonized the white assistant principal for beating on an innocent black kid with epilepsy. Well I’m sorry to break it to everybody, but it seems Amare Pemberton is not the honor student we all thought he was.

Sad thing is, ratchets breed ratchets. If my mom made it a habit of slaughtering 75 leopards and wearing their carcasses as a skanky prom dress in front of a set of plywood barn doors, I’m not sure how I would turn out either.


Anyways, let’s meet the spawn of the show, Amare. He’s definitely not fond of using the N word, advertising his media appearances, and totally respects authority and adults in general.








Chicks asking to fake witness statements. And a screenshot of “witness” conversation. So basically, this kid tried to nab a milk and bolt, got caught by the assistant principal who was trying to hold him accountable (you know, like doing his job and all), so he tried to run away from him, and got restrained for being a nuisance. You can see the kid thrashing and squirming, which is WHY he was being restrained. I love the people who say just let the kid have the milk. PLEASE tell me again how kids aren’t entitled and understand accountability…

Did I mention how he has assault charges from this incident himself?

Here’s some real gems from his FB page. This is a 15 year old talking like this. Maybe its time I learn to homeschool my little turtle baby.



Can any dykes weigh in? Inquiring minds need to know.


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17 Comment(s)
  • Christian
    October 30, 2017 at 4:10 am

    You do not have permission to use my photography work or my logo on your website. Remove it or be contacted by my lawyers.

    • itsjustme
      October 30, 2017 at 5:06 am

      If I were you I wouldn’t be announcing on a page with over 100 thousand subscribers that was your “work.” One question though, whose idea was it to use the 1980s TV? Nice touch.

  • Emmaline Greensward
    October 28, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    In her defense, the Wooly Hammoth was forced to wear the skanky leopard dress, because her wedding happened to fall on laundry day. It was either the leopard rag, or her baggy old chenille bathrobe. We should be more understanding.

  • Publius
    October 27, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Teachers in these schools should get combat pay or if that is too harsh zoo keeper pay.

    • Emmaline Greensward
      October 28, 2017 at 5:09 pm

      I vote for “zookeeper’s pay,” and give them a leather whip, too. Oh, wait… better make that a faux-leather whip. Wouldn’t want to offend the PETA crowd and the vegetarians.

  • Chip Striker
    October 27, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Houston Texans owner should be principal, he knows what’s going on here.

  • TJB
    Ray sinbran
    October 27, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Ah yes. After the incident, they’re lining up. First…pictures of him in church with a suit on. Next, his poor mommy who is raising the chilrens all by herself. Now enter the Jew lawyer, he’s going to sue Massachusetts for civil rights violations. And last but not least…the doctor who will say lil smokie is damaged for life, being disciplined by a man, which up until now has never happened. My guess is Daddy woke up coming off a Henny and Natty ice hangover…saw Henrietta hippo on the other side of the piss soaked mattress and ran for his life.

  • itsjustme
    October 27, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    I don’t understand why he was stealing milk, you know he gets free lunch and I’m sure milk is included.

  • So devoid of reality
    October 27, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    Recommendation for college? Did I read that right? One of his friends suggests he hit the mayor up for a recommendation to college?

    • Emmaline Greensward
      October 28, 2017 at 5:12 pm

      Yeah, ’cause he really sounds like Harvard material. Or MIT. Maybe he can be their new librarian.

  • Throw the hoodrat in juvie!
    October 27, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    All I’ll say is if I was being a shithead growing up and a cop threw me down my parents would put the blame on me, but it’s a no-no for a school faculty member to do it. Always has been. Always will be. I have no issue with a cop giving this punk what he deserves, but that’s what cops are for. Not teachers and principals. They aren’t trained law enforcement and if that kid got hurt cause the vice principal was throwing his best wrestling moves down he’d be getting the fuck sued out of him and justifiably so. Last time I checked corporal punishment in schools is still illegal. Call the cops and let them beat his ass. That’s what we pay them for.

    • Think First
      October 27, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      I agree with you 100 Throw. There should be like at least 5 cops in every school during class hours to discipline these out of control kids! Oh yeah, you’re a Dope.

  • chrissy
    October 27, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    It’s a fact that prisons in Rhode Island are over run and simply don’t have enough cells for all of the violent negroes.

    That’s why I believe the Rhode Island School system should preregister students like Terry here with the prison system. That way if/when they graduate the corrections department will already be aware of how many cots and Bibles they will need.

    • chrissy
      October 27, 2017 at 6:31 pm


      you’re back

      “negros”… nice touch

      • chrissy
        October 27, 2017 at 6:38 pm

        *”negroes”, my mistake, didn’t mean to fuck up your poetic flow there by interjecting that you’re stealing my name lol

  • Barry Soetoro
    October 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    If I had a son, he’d look just like Terry.

  • Rich
    October 27, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    3 points: 1) that kid will be in jail within 3 years; 2) there isn’t enough Henny on the planet to even consider it;, and 3) the vice principal will look back on the day he resigned as the day he went on to much better things. Who needs that crap every day?

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