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Here’s The Rockland Bobbin For Boners Selectman Giving The Town Administrator The Sexy “Green Light For Dick Pics” Wink 2 Weeks After She’s Now Claiming He Was Sexually Inappropriate With Her

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Rockland bobbin for boners Selectman Deirdre Hall is claiming that town administrator Allan Chiocca was “inappropriate” with her at Town Hall one night, after the the two of them went out drinking and came back for push-push at the center of town government. Because when I’m not interested in taking the bologna baton from a guy I make sure I go out drinking with him until 2 AM and then had back to Town Hall for undisclosed reasons.

She was running for State Rep as well, but had to bow out because this married democratic mother being involved in a sex scandal in one of the rare districts with a republican representative, was an uphill battle she would lose. She also dropped out because she’s guilty of treating town all like a cheap motel where Stan Rosenberg had orgies.

But nevertheless she insists on playing the #MeToo card, and pretending like she’s a victim now that she’s thoroughly embarrassed her husband, children, and the town at large. She insists that Chiocca is the bad guy here, and is implying that whatever happened was not consensual. This of course happened at 2 AM when both of them went out drinking together and made the choice to go back to Town Hall. If nothing inappropriate happened it’s only because my man caught a bad case of whisky dick.

Anyway, here’s a video of a BOS meeting two weeks after the alleged inappropriate actions of the Town Administrator. Watch the part right around the 2:17:20 mark, when she looks over in his direction:

Yup, that’s a wink. Not just a regular wink either. That’s a “you’re getting a spanking later wink.”

 

I know that wink. I’ve given that wink to Mr. Turtlegirl when I come home and he’s vacuumed and washed the dishes. He gets very excited when he sees that wink. It’s not a wink you give to someone who has been inappropriate with you in a sexual manner. It’s a wink you give someone who’s about to get the green light for dick pics.

But please, keep playing the victim card Deirdre. Tons of people are buying it.

5 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 8, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    I love how, if both of them are drunk, the woman can claim that she wasn’t in her right mind and couldn’t consent. But the man could? #Metoo is just an excuse for a modern day witch hunt. Just like BLM it started with good intentions and then rapidly spiraled out of control.

    The obvious jump the shark moment was Aziz Ansari – the woman said she had a lovely night with him sharing their common love of photography. They went back to his place, he asked if he could go down on her, she consented. After she came she decided she didn’t want to go any further, he asked if she was sure. She was sure. So he got her an Uber and she left. But then years layer when she regretted it – it magically became sexual assault.

    • Real_Finn
      June 8, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      “#Metoo is just an excuse for a modern day witch hunt. Just like BLM it started with good intentions and then rapidly spiraled out of control.”

      Agreed to a point. I think both organizations have valid and legitimate foundations. However, as with any organization (Democrats, Republicans, etc.) – outliers ruin it. Professional victims like Deidre Hall, Octavious Rowe, Didi Delgado, Stormy Davis, etc. make a mockery of the original intent of these groups.

      Fondly,
      Finn

  • foo manchew
    June 8, 2018 at 8:59 am

    “Ve vill be playink de strict German schoolmarm after dis, und I vill teach you how to clap erasers, you bad boy you!”

  • Real_Finn
    June 7, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    This. Great job SSTG! It doesn’t pay to play both vixen and victim.

    Get Fucked Deirdre!

    Finn

  • British TG
    June 7, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Hahaahhhaa. Legit cheeky lil’ wink that is! He must’ve been a really naughty boy.

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