Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.
Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.
Deirdre Hall, the Rockland Selectman who dropped out of her race for State Rep after getting busted going out to the bar, getting wasted with the town administrator, and going back to Town Hall for some light night nuky-nuky, made her glorious return tonight at the BOS meeting. And she showed up of course with her big white pearls on:
Not the first time she left town hall with a pearl necklace.
Uncle Turtleboy is OBSESSED with this woman. I don’t get it. I’m also not into chicks, but if I was she wouldn’t be my first choice for a scissoring partner. Just sayin.
She speaks at the 55:00 mark…
God I hate women like this. They make life so much harder for other women. They diminish the real victims of real sexual violence.
“Thank you for keeping decorum.”
You dole out tongue baths in town hall. But please, lecture us some more about decorum.
“I recently reported an incident of inappropriate behavior by the town administrator. False rumors and gossip have spread on social media.”
Oh for fuck’s sake. Are we really blaming this on social media? Here’s an idea – don’t get wasted with the guy you hired to run the town and then get caught on film walking into town hall with him at 2 AM if you don’t want rumors to spread on social media. Because that’s exactly the kind of thing that social media was created for.
“This is a situation where I was treated improperly.”
No. Just no.
“I ask that you respect the privacy of all people involved.”
Privacy? You’re an elected official going bobbing for boners in a building that is the center of the local government. But please, tell me more about how you think you deserve privacy. Here’s an idea if you want privacy – resign. You basically admitted you did it when you dropped out of the State Rep race. Everyone knows you did it. Just be a woman, have some class, think about your kids, and go back to being Uncle Turtleboy’s reserve in the spank bank.
Someone on Twitter sent us this message which they claim is from the town administrator’s lawyer:
“Mr. Chiocca is in full support of an independent investigation into this matter, and requested that the Rockland Board of Selectman conduct an independent investigation prior to its decision to do so. We are confident that such an investigation will reveal that he never acted inappropriately towards Ms. Hall. Mr. Chiocca plans to work with investigators to uncover all the facts surrounding the incident, and he looks forward to an honest and truthful resolution to this matter. Mr. Chiocca thanks everyone who has supported him and continues to support him during this time.”
– Attorney Adam J. Shafran, Esq., counsel for Allan Chiocca, Rockland Town Administrator
I too cannot wait to see what this investigation yields. My only question is, did he return the favor, or did he pull the DJ Khalid chew and screw? That and, can Abi watch the tape? Asking for a friend.