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Here’s Tonight’s Turtleboy Live Agenda Brought To You By Garage Doors Plus

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Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 


The Turtleboy Live show, brought to you by Garage Doors Plus in Quincy, is back on Saturday night, tonight at 9:30 PM. Joining Bret and Uncle Turtle this week will be Bristol Turtlechick. To listen in live make sure you are following Philip V. Prentiss by clicking here, since Clarence Woods Emerson is suspended for 19 more days (as usual). Here’s the agenda.

As always, anyone who was featured in a Turtleboy blog is welcomed to call in and explain their side of the story. See ya tonight turtle riders!!

6 Comment(s)
  • lyft
    December 1, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    My name is bret, and you dont know kevin so try shutting your flycatcher. kevin gets that money and you are a hater

    • Bret
      December 2, 2018 at 10:44 am

      You sound like a lovesick bitch. I bet you gobble his goop huh fuckpuppet??

  • Lyft
    December 1, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    I am a close friend to kevin ribiero and if i hear you chickens#@$ put him down like the bonified wimps you are, you can deal with me. kevin makes more in a week than you make in 2 months.

    • Bret
      December 1, 2018 at 7:23 pm

      And yet you’re too bitchmade to post with your name.
      Funny how that works huh cuntlips?
      Eat my ass shitdick

    • Turdchomper
      December 1, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      Lyft….pick up the phone tonight. Tell is all about Rubber boy. Ya bitch.

      • lyft
        December 1, 2018 at 8:50 pm

        I dont even know Tell. so i dont care if he is all about rubberboy. i just know that kevin is partying and laughing, you on the keyboard mad.

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