Here’s Who To Vote For On The Turtleboy Ticket For Primary Election Tomorrow


Tomorrow is the primary election in Massachusetts and I’m here to remind you who to vote for. If you’re a registered independent then you can choose a Republican or a Democratic ballot, but certain races will not appear on the ballot depending on which one you choose.

7th Congressional district – Write in Rayla Campbell. 

I can’t speak highly enough of Rayla. She’s a breath of fresh air and a fighter. Ringo Pressley needs a challenger, and the only way for Rayla to get on the ballot in November is for at least 2,000 people to write her in tomorrow. If you live in Randolph, Mattapan, Milton, Roxbury, Cambridge, Brighton, Alston, Hyde Park, West Roxbury, Dorchester, Roslindale, East Boston, Charlestown, Somerville, Chelsea, Everett, or Cambridge, please take a Republican ballot, write in her name, take a picture of that ballot, and send it to me on Facebook (Clarence Woods Emerson) or via email (turtleboysports@gmail.com). Quite frankly I don’t trust that they’ll count them right, so if I personally had in my possession 2,000 pictures of ballots with her name on it that would be very helpful.

Make sure to include the address too when voting.


Democratic U.S. Senate

If you must, vote for Ed Markey. He’s horrible and pathetic, but he’s not as as horrible and pathetic as Ginger Joe Kennedy, who would be the younger male version of Pocahontas. It should be noted that Kennedy was winning the polls before we exposed his ties to Monica Cannon-Grant, and now he’s down double digits. Markey should win this easily.


Republican U.S. Senate

I’m a Shiva guy. I know some people don’t like him and he can come across as crazy, but I like a little bit of crazy. And the fact of the matter is that whoever wins this is gonna be a HUGE underdog to Markey. Scott Brown and Martha Coakley are not walking through that door. So you might as well go with the guy who will make the next two months entertaining. The other guy is Kevin O’Connor and he seems fine. Wants to support the police and Trump and whatnot. He seems more like your standard Republican nominee, and seems to have the backing of pretty much every elected Republican in the state. Meanwhile Shiva’s got a cult like following all over the state and is a more well established name at this point. I’ll vote for whoever wins the primary, with the understanding that it’s probably in vain anyway.







48 Comment(s)
  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    September 2, 2020 at 11:10 am

    OK, the results are in and it’s conclusive: Mr. Frosty has sent JoJoJo back to the dreaded private sector. Good job Mr. Frosty. Trump has already commented that this result shows the radicalization of the Democrat party. I disagree. As a lifelong resident of Mass, I know the demographics of every city and town in this state. I would argue that Mr. Frosty’s victory had less to do with the endorsement from AOC, and more to do with rich, suburban white people wanting law and order and keeping the status quo. If you look at the state map of which cities and towns each candidate won, you’ll quickly realize that JoJoJo killed it in the poorer, urban, immigrant-filled cities like Springfield, Lawrence, Lowell, Worcester, Leominster, Fitchburg, etc., while Markey dominated in the predominately white upper class suburbs. Sure a lot of the places where Markey romped are super woke, but they’re also super wealthy, and it appears that they believe that Markey is less of a threat to their wallet than JoKe3.

  • randiguy2006
    Oh oh
    September 2, 2020 at 9:33 am

    Shiva lost big time. His current girlfriend better lay low tonite or she’ll get a beat down.

  • Norm
    September 1, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    I’m Unenrolled. I took a Democrat ballot and wrote in a vote for every Republican running in my district.

    Fuck commie Democrats!

    • @norm
      September 2, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      What an intellectual stand up douchebag you are!!

    • u dumb muddafugga
      September 4, 2020 at 6:21 am

      Your votes didn’t count if that’s what you really did.
      Out of party write ins don’t count.

  • Baby Gangsta
    September 1, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    MA-8. Hopefully Lynch wins over SoiBoi Squad wannabe Goldstein.

    Lynch is our only reasonable congressman in this state. Unless you count keating but no one remembers him

  • randiguy2006
    Um No.
    September 1, 2020 at 11:23 am

    Shiva. LOL. He’s a wife beater!

    Your ballot reads like a list of people we wont hear from in 2 weeks.

  • don
    September 1, 2020 at 11:16 am

    and make sure you spell it all correctly. knowing these people they wont count a vote if a T isnt crossed

  • Judge dread
    September 1, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Vote Republican.

    The judge has spoken!

    Case dismissed!

  • Ho Li Phuk
    September 1, 2020 at 10:04 am

    I give Rayla my primary erection

  • present
    September 1, 2020 at 9:33 am

    I’m a full blown conservative. I wrote in present…….for Bruce Tarr. That mother motherfucker, don’t get me started!!!!!

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Independant Ballot
    September 1, 2020 at 9:27 am

    I am with Shiva, he is the real deal. I believe KOC to be the blue-planted candidate to avoid a real challenge to Markey Malarky or Ginger Joe. Oh, also the planet will end in 11 years now due to Global Warming. Ever notice KOC and AOC are similar acronyms?

  • Chris
    September 1, 2020 at 9:20 am

    Voted for Dr. Shiva this morning. If Mr. Frosty wins tonight he’ll have a tougher time against a guy with 5 degrees from MIT!

    • LOL
      September 1, 2020 at 12:20 pm

      Yeah that’s what Shiva said last time…and he got 3%.

      • We can hope for a miracle too
        September 1, 2020 at 1:19 pm

        He may not beat him but if you don’t think the numbers are going to be different this year, you’re nuts. People are pissed off And we’re gonna vote. Unlike the Dems tho we will only get one ballot.




        FUCK OBAMA

        I’d thought I’d just throw the last one in. Cocksucker.

        • randiguy2006
          September 1, 2020 at 7:16 pm

          Maybe next year don’t run a wife beater.

  • The Common Man
    September 1, 2020 at 8:54 am

    I would never vote for a woman let alone a dirty nig like this

  • Cheddah
    September 1, 2020 at 8:52 am

    Shiva is crazy??? I would say he’s a proven, highly intelligent, driven human being who’s beyond fed up with the bullshit…
    Vote for THE REAL INDIAN !

    • randiguy2006
      Dont forget
      September 1, 2020 at 11:36 am

      Also a wife beater, so he’s got that going for him!

      • Cheddah
        September 1, 2020 at 12:55 pm

        You know who’s a real wife beater?? That loser Jacob Blake.. Oh wait, he wasn’t married, of course..

  • She’s not on the ballot???????
    September 1, 2020 at 8:30 am

    I’ve seen this broad Rayla Campbell on turtleboy a few times, and it was always stated that she was running for Congress. Yet she isn’t even on the ballot? People have to write her in? So she’s running for Congress just as much as everyone else reading this, with the caveat she made a few signs for herself??? I hate the fat, bald headed, commie, ugly, cunt Pressley as much as the next guy, but drumming up support for someone who isn’t even on the ballot is fucking ridiculous. I still hope Rayla gets on the ballot in November though.

    • The logical Libertarian
      September 1, 2020 at 8:58 am

      In this day and age, a well choreographed write-in campaign is a legitimate threat. Write her in, let’s see what happens.

    • randiguy2006
      September 1, 2020 at 11:45 am

      Getting signatures is such a pain.
      Just put on a Trump visor, and yell about shit. (Details don’t matter)
      Politics 2020.

    • seriously
      September 4, 2020 at 6:23 am

      You are a fucking idiot.

  • bill fleming
    September 1, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Rayla will be denied by the corrupt democrats who rule Boston. They have tried to destroy her and her family. She is a class act and tough as nails and a voice of hope for those who love and respect America.

  • Richard Malloy
    just for the hell of it
    September 1, 2020 at 7:49 am

    I have not taken a demcrap ballot from my early 20ish. I’m now in my 60. I just took a demcrap ballot and mark for ed boy. The only mark I may on the ballot. I could not let that asshole kenddy get it, I have never vote for any kenndy in my life. Even if they where not part of then. They all SUCK. I know good old Ed boy SUCK but better than you know.

  • joe pedophile supports democratic terrorism
    September 1, 2020 at 7:38 am

    I will not vote for anyone who was not born in this country. I dont care how conservative Shiva Mit PhD claims to be! I also dont care what your background is or what color you are but you must be born in the United States! That’s why I will not vote for Shiva and neither should anyone else. Some people voted for a brother marrying, immigration fraud who is also a radical Muslim sympathizer and sides with terrorist’ both home and abroad. Look were that got them.

    I dont care how conservative you claim too be! Anyone who was not born in the United States should be elected into office. You could be the whitest thing from Greenland and I still wouldn’t vote for you. We also need term limits! I wish I had the money to run for office I would spin people’s heads around!

    O and why is no one talking about the Trump supporter who was shot in the back in Portland?

    People just going to let that shit fly?

    • Dr Wu
      John McCain
      September 1, 2020 at 9:18 am

      Then why the FUCK did you vote for Obama???

  • whatevuh
    September 1, 2020 at 7:19 am

    No more Kennedy’s ! Make him go out and get a real job.

    • randiguy2006
      September 1, 2020 at 11:20 am

      Dude, hes a multimillionaire. LOL

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    September 1, 2020 at 4:24 am

    Cmon man. Blacks belong in the kitchen. Why they getting all uppity. Damn Trump let them out of prison after I put them away.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    September 1, 2020 at 3:20 am

    I really hope carrot top loses

  • John Henry
    September 1, 2020 at 2:24 am

    Morning Fuckers.
    JBJ was not traded yesterday for a few minor leaguers.
    We have dumped just about everyone else and had no
    plan to compete in what could have been a chance to win
    a championship in a short season. The fact that he was
    our only “black” player did not play into this decision.

    Btw.. I really like JBJ…

  • Indian Schmindian
    September 1, 2020 at 1:25 am

    Shiva is an ass-clown. Ever hear his interview on Howie? This guy seems like a douche. He’s been arrested for domestic abuse in 2005, recently dated Fran Drescher (a left-wing nut bag) and he tells everyone he invented email.

  • Delaware North
    September 1, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Hey it was another rebuilding year…Shit happens..
    We can promise you an early exit next year as well.
    -Ticket prices will be raised 30% across the board.
    -Warm watered down light beers will be $18.50
    -We will make no significant moves to get the Bruins fans
    (some of the most loyal in pro sports) a Cup next year.
    -The truth hurts suckers.

    • If you haven’t realized the Jacobs family sucks, ur dum
      September 1, 2020 at 8:40 am

      I remember how they unceremoniously released Reggie Lemmelin by tossing his gear outside of the locker room. That’s how a winning organization treats the guy who ( finally) slayed the Montreal Dragon. That was it for me and I was a rabid fan who watched or attended every fuckin game. Jeremy Jacobs, his pissant son Charlie, cam Neeely and Don Sweeney and even Harry fuckin sinden can go shit up a rope. How’s that Monica cannon grant association workin out for you fellas? Hahahahahah.

    • Molly Gould isn't very smart
      September 1, 2020 at 9:04 am

      After losing not 1, not 2, not 3, BUT FOUR FUCKING HOME GAMES to the Blues, I could not watch a single minute of them this year. The St. Louis Blues. Let that sink in. Pathetic loss in the finals last year. Glad to hear they’re out early this year. They don’t deserve a cup.

  • CONN
    September 1, 2020 at 12:30 am

    Markey vs. Kennedy..the winner of that is like the winner of the ‘tallest midget’ contest

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    August 31, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    I’d love to write in Rayla, however I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty pair of abortion forceps than live in one of the communities she aims to represent.

  • Team Rayla (RR)
    August 31, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    Definitely supporting Rayla.
    She’s pretty much everything AP Q-ball isn’t like honest, respectful of the rights of all, backs the blue and a 2A supporter.
    Oh yeah, she also isn’t actively calling for unrest!
    She’s a write in so if you can’t get the sticker, make sure you submit all info in the write in block or it won’t count.

    • hartf811
      September 1, 2020 at 6:59 am

      Takes a ratchet to beat a ratchet

      • Snarky Pete
        September 1, 2020 at 8:35 am

        A pipe wrench will do the trick

    • Lol
      September 1, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      Good thing you morons can’t spell.

  • Betty Ford
    August 31, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    Put in Michael Bishop!

  • Sal O’Mal
    August 31, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    Wanted to support Shiva but can’t shake suspicion he’s a Trojan Progressive horse. I like KOC’s Back the Blue message. I’ll happily vote for either man in the general however.

  • Rochambeau
    August 31, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    I had the privilege to meet Rayla at Wicked Wings in Ware. She’s very personable and was stumping for Tracy Lovvorn (2nd-MA). Yeah, I heard the name Lovvorn, but I immediately recognized Rayla Campbell (7th-MA).

    • Wilbur Wright
      August 31, 2020 at 11:30 pm

      Wait, Wicked Wings in Ware?
      Where’s Ware?

      • Mastiff squint
        September 1, 2020 at 8:26 am

        West of Worcester

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