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Hingham Fuck Whistles Are Being Charged After We Identified Them From Video Stealing, Destroying, And Urinating On Thin Blue Line Flag From Private Residence 

 

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The Hingham police are charing the two miscreants we blogged about on Friday who ripped a Michael Chesna memorial sticker off a car, stole a thin blue line flag from a private residence, smashed it and urinated on it, and uploaded videos of it to social media.

 

The Hingham Police were kind enough not to name and shame Liam Keliher and Devan Kushnir, but I won’t be. These two went to the HPD on Friday and attempted to get a harassment order against me, which tells me that they don’t think they did anything wrong, and consequently this should come up when people Google their name so they can learn their lesson effectively.

They actually did that.

“Hi, I hate police, want them defunded, and filmed myself committing a crime which I then uploaded on video to social media. TB wrote about it, identified me, and called me out on my criminal behavior. Please arrest him.” 

At least Devan will have his acting career to fall back on.

Both of these two deserve to be kicked out of college for this. They’re guilty, they think they did nothing wrong, and they need a wakeup call.

But as much as I blame them I blame the Town of Hingham more for creating a culture in which the police, and the thin blue line flag in particular, are treated as the enemy. No town in this state has created a culture that vilifies police more than Hingham. Not Cambridge, Somerville, or Northampton, although those are close. Hingham forced their fire department to take down a thin blue line flag from a fire truck and several residents accused the HPD of harboring white supremacists during a board of selectmen meeting, and none of them were corrected. Ironically it’s one of the whitest towns in the state, and one of the wealthiest. The homes and property of the residents there are protected by the police. Without the police they’d be Brockton by the Sea.

These two criminals were just doing what they thought the adults in town would approve of. Shame on everyone who manipulated these teenagers. Perhaps a year of working instead of the fantasy world known as college will give them time to reflect on what they’ve done.

 

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92 Comment(s)
  • JoeMomma
    August 25, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Well, these attention whores got what they wanted.

  • Towgunner
    August 25, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Another thought, people of Turtleboy. At the very least, there is an active cold or cool or warming civil war going on right now in this country. Hingham is a front in this war.

    As mentioned, there are two well defined groups with there own flags – blm/homo and Thin Blue Line/American Flag. This is similar to the rest of the country. Flags are one thing, worst still is the vast difference in values between both groups. TBL/American want a wholesome community to raise their kids with solid values, ahem, such as delayed gratification and self restraint (and self respect for that matter). blm/homo is “do what thy wilt” (ref: satan), blame other people and…kill cops, kill babies and molest children (yep that’s what you liberals believe). Oh and support radical marxist terrorists.

    Such beliefs are polar opposites and so they are in complete conflict with each other. For instance, I simply do not want to be around a person that thinks humans do not have a sex and that giving 3 year olds hormone blockers is a good thing. For that matter, I also, do not want to be around people who think its “stunning and brave” for an 11 year old boy to do sex dances in front of drooling adult homosexual men. Whether, the people of hingham realize this or not, they all endorse this. Its flying outside their houses right now. That’s right…11 year old boys doing sex dances for adult gay men – Hingham loves it!

    On a national level I do think the cold civil war we’re currently in will eventually go hot. We have nothing in common with each other and conservatives have been overly accommodating to liberals and yet with each day they only grow more militant and hostile to us. Conservatives did not start this war, but, we like it or not, we’re in it.

    What I’d like to impress on the people here is to start thinking about how we can opt-out of this degenerate culture. We have rights too. And if we want to live a certain way we have every right to do so. At this point I want to split from the liberal pedophiles in Hingham. I want them away from my children. It is their influence that created those two fem boys that committed a crime that have no remorse for.

    When we’re up against pedophilia, there is not more time or room for talk, this split must happen. How it happens…I defer to you and others to help figure it out.

    • @towgunner
      August 25, 2020 at 4:30 pm

      Where the hell did you get 11 year olds here?
      They are both in college!

  • Westerly
    August 25, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Hi Devin, I loved your rendition of “I Miss the Music.” Good luck headlining at the Tik Tok In.
    Tell me, are you going to “miss” having a clean record?

  • Time to Make Blue Crimes Hate Crimes
    August 24, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Maybe if we made intentional crimes like this against police hate crimes we’d start seeing a lot less of this bullshit. Stick these dorks in their tubas and call it a day. And oh yeah charge them criminally.

    • Politicians are the problem
      August 25, 2020 at 8:50 am

      Unfortunately lawmakers, especially in states run by democrats, don’t hold police in high regard unless it benefits them, and it definitely doesn’t in this insane moment.

      Now, God forbid the family of one judge was targeted by a single attorney with mental health issues, well now we will probably have a flurry of laws protecting them and their privacy. But they could care less about cops.

      Policitians are tripping over each other to “save” the post office as a vital service for Americans, I havent heard them say anything close to that about law enforcement.

  • BLM/Antifa Manipulated by China
    August 24, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Are media and Democrats complicit or useful idiots? Tough call.

    Chinascope.org/archives/24225

  • North of the Border
    August 24, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    And because you two turd tappers are of the age of majority, your antics get to follow you around on every single background check that’ll ever be done on you.

    Way to fucking go there, Sallys!

  • Liz Warren’s Clam
    August 24, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Spic Tormentor Is still the best name.

  • Thom Brennaman
    August 24, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Those two are from the Fag Capital of Massachusetts.

  • Nick "The Slasher" McGirk
    August 24, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    nothing says justice like seeing two morons committing criminal acts in public while filming and at the same time posting it all over the internet for the world to see. Well done Hingham PD!

  • That gay guy from Star Trek
    August 24, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    And to think. All they had to do was not still and destroy people’s property lol. They were heading to nothing accept bankruptcy with a useless degree. Some jail time may actually help them in the long run. Someone should “steal” them, I don’t want them benefit in anyway.

  • Hingham Moron Logic
    August 24, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Hi, I did a bunch of ignorant, illegal stuff to innocent people’s property. I posted this illegal act on the internet for anyone to see, because I’m desperate for attention and too stupid to differentiate good from bad attention.

    When TB pointed out what a douchebag I am, I then cried about the attention I was receiving and tried to paint him as the one doing wrong, because he hurt my feelings which is a much worse offense than random destruction of multiple peoples property. Maybe the owners of all that property belong in jail with TB, after all they hurt my feels too and triggered me into committing vandalism.

    I also fail to see the hypocrisy in hating the police and prisons and trying to use them against my enemies. Why is everyone calling me Karen?

  • Kenny Klitz
    August 24, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    No way am I clicking on those acting videos. I’m afraid I’ll turn fag!

  • John Henry
    August 24, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    We need all the Pitchers and Catchers we can find.

  • Mike Oxlong
    August 24, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    These two pixies need to have their teeth kicked in. Someone please post the Hingham addresses and I’ll take it from there.

    • Just Sayn
      August 24, 2020 at 1:51 pm

      Just google their names and use one of the multiple apps that locate people. You have their names towns and age.

    • Done with this shit
      August 24, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      I volunteer to drive the get away car.

  • WeRFucked
    August 24, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    I don’t think I’m gay, but I find Liam very attractive. To be sure, I’d like to see him in his panties & a bra.

    • North of the Border
      August 24, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      As the gay Star Trek guy above would say, “Oh, my!”

  • Norm
    August 24, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    You couldn’t get any more homo looking than Liam Keliher and Devan Kushnir of Hingham if you tried

    Don’t know why that would offend anyone since homo lovers insist there is nothing wrong with being a homo….so what’s with trying to get a restraining order? Do homo’s think they are entitled to privacy when they commit crimes?

    Liam Keliher and Devan Kushnir appear to be trying to hide the fact that they are homos…crime committing homos who think they deserve special treatment at the expense of others. More proof that homosexuality is a mental disorder.

  • Another one bites the dust
    August 24, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Great job Turtleboy.
    Your work on busting porch flag swiper’s, yard sign snatchers and illegal Handicapped parkers is on a level unheard of in the internet nanny blogosphere universe.
    You should give yourself a trophy.
    Listen bro, every October in our neighborhood pumpkins mysteriously disappear from peoples front door steps. We’re suspecting possibly an evil gang of pumpkin poachers or perhaps a single diabolical criminal mastermind.
    Any ideas on how to bust this caper wide open and and get these dangerous criminals off the streets and protect our poor pumpkins?

    • Defund welfare
      August 24, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      Defund welfare. Then the non-contributing liberal Losers will have to get jobs and work instead of smash peoples porch pumpkins, steal lawn signs or go to Bacon Lettuce Mayo rallies. GET A JOB LOSER!

      • Tells us which story was about you
        August 24, 2020 at 12:33 pm

        It’s just one of the members of the Turtleboy graveyard or one of the two pussies in this story. The downvotes tell the story.

    • WeRFucked
      August 24, 2020 at 1:07 pm

      Yet here you are, increasing the readership daily. Thank you. See you tomorrow in the comment section I’m sure!

    • Westerly
      August 24, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      Liam (or Devan): You’ve already been busted wide open?

    • Another one bites the dust
      August 24, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      So I enjoy a cock in my mouth and sometimes my rectum, so what

  • Twat
    August 24, 2020 at 11:29 am

    Saw the headline earlier but couldn’t comment. Hahaha fucking hahaha, you two little pussies got what you deserved. And the fact that you had the balls ( I’m guessing very small ones tho) to go to the police???? The hypocrisy is hilarious. When are thes extremely stupid kids gonna realize NOT to put everything they do on snap face??? Sadly, they won’t get jail time but maybe a lot of community service at the local V A hospital so they can meet some real men would help them mature. Fucking pussies.

  • Two Tards
    August 24, 2020 at 11:00 am

    These two fags are complete Tards. That’s all I got. I hope they get kicked out of school for the crimes they committed.

  • Amon Goeth
    August 24, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Free muh soy bois!

  • D.B. Cooper
    August 24, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Typical liberal hypocrisy . Screams “defund the police” and “fuck the police” but calls the police when they don’t like something.
    Hey Liam and Devon: call a social
    worker you fucktards.
    Ha Ha.

  • No Justice
    August 24, 2020 at 10:29 am

    I don’t think that the prospect of jail time is deterrent for mail_man_69. So they get a free trip to hedonism and gain liberal cred in the process. So what if they miss a few episodes of Days of Our Lives and American Idol? I’m sure that they’ll have plenty of canteen money for pedicures, Vaseline, romance novels and whatever else liberal men do in there to pass the time.

  • Ayanna Potatoe Head's Strap On
    August 24, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Their moms must be proud (All 4 of them) of the estrogen oozing soy boys.

  • KD Lang
    August 24, 2020 at 10:02 am

    Hey Liam, quit stealing my look, or else I’ll kick you right in the cunt.

    CON
    Stant
    CRA
    ving…

  • Southie changed I didnt
    August 24, 2020 at 10:01 am

    Brokeback Mountain 2 starring Liam Keliher and Devan Kushnir..less cowboy shit and more cock sucking

  • Coloredblacknegroafricanamericanpersonofcolor
    August 24, 2020 at 9:47 am

    Kudos TB. Great f***ing job.

    Still laughing at the Mrs Potatohead moniker

  • Liawatha
    August 24, 2020 at 9:26 am

    These two queers would be excellent candidates for Drag Queen Story Hour! They’re gorgeous! I want young children sitting on their laps! So inclusive!

  • Rusty Tromboni
    August 24, 2020 at 9:11 am

    Aren’t criminal charges considered public records? Why then try to hide their names?

    Whoever told him he had a good singing voice has one Hell of a sense of humor…

  • vinny
    August 24, 2020 at 8:42 am

    The alphabet antifa mob will now storm the Hingham court house to free these two LGBQT hash tag heroes. Turtleboy has solved more crimes than Sherlock Holmes.

    • Luke Fondleberg
      August 25, 2020 at 1:52 am

      Imagine how effective Holmes would be if he had the interwebs back then.

      “It’s elementary, my dear Alexa….”

  • Who knew??
    August 24, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Flamers don’t enjoy being flamed on the interwebs…

  • Grampy
    August 24, 2020 at 8:08 am

    Best news I heard today.

  • Police Wives Cheat When You’re At Work
    August 24, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Another TB win against teenagers lol – I’m sure none of you all defaced any property when you were teens haha

    Fuuuuuckin snowflakes lol it’s unreal.

    • Libtard alert!
      August 24, 2020 at 8:40 am

      Yes. While you spend the day beating your meat all by yourself in your basement hovel, not working.

    • Yup, that's me
      August 24, 2020 at 8:51 am

      A snowflake property defacer!

    • Westerly
      August 24, 2020 at 9:42 am

      No, we did stupid things like TP’ing their trees but we wouldn’t have a meltdown if they had a Reagan sign in their yard…or god forbid, a sign that supports people who protect your lilly-white asses. Snowflake!

    • Poops Magee
      August 24, 2020 at 10:27 am

      Oh shut the fuck up. Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean other people don’t. I was in TEARS watching this video. The flag! They destroyed the flag! God now I’m violently shitting my pants.

    • WeRFucked
      August 24, 2020 at 1:16 pm

      I was probably busy defacing your sister. HA!

    • Liberal loon
      August 24, 2020 at 9:27 pm

      Your chosen name makes you so apparent! Sad, pathetic liberal loonie..
      You can’t even stop yourself from coming in here, lol.

    • Towgunner
      August 25, 2020 at 11:40 am

      Its sad beyond words what is happening in Hingham. This used to be a family town. Its become unbearable. I think there are now two towns that exist in Hingham. One is the blm/homo and the other is thin blue lines and American flags. For the first time ever, I’m afraid to speak out in my country. Many other people are too. Hingham is the town that delayed the Greenbush commuter train from being built for years. And so there are plenty of conservative people here. While they would have spoken up in the past, today, its not that they’re cowardly people per se (I’m a very conservative person), rather, if they do speak out they’ll lose their employment…um FOREVER. Let that sink in people. You do NOT have the freedom of speech. You don’t. My personal politics are none of my employers business, period full stop. But, in 2020 it is. This is oppression, this is injustice and this must stop. Conservatives in Hingham have NO voice. Meanwhile erstwhile “liberals” virtue signal believing they’ve actually created a better world when all they’ve done is create an authoritarian state.

      Also, its becoming more and more evident that pedophilia is on the rise. Like it or not, avert your eyes all you want too, cry and moan, gnash your teeth…the simple truth is that we have the homosexuals to thank for this. And each rainbow flag in Hingham is an endorsement of child molestation.

  • Westerly
    August 24, 2020 at 7:43 am

    I’m being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I’m being charged with a crime? This is funny. That’s what this is. This is…

  • Going for the Gold
    August 24, 2020 at 7:40 am

    Any doubt that these two are Sausage Olympians?

    • North of the Border
      August 24, 2020 at 9:55 pm

      No doubt they’re Hingham’s best hope in the “clean and jerk” event….

  • Alternative Headline
    August 24, 2020 at 7:26 am

    “A young Hingham couple charged after we identified them…….”

    • Spock
      August 24, 2020 at 8:14 am

      Can two bottoms make a couple??? Doesn’t seem logical…

    • Freddie Mercury
      August 24, 2020 at 9:51 am

      Pole smokers for sure.

  • ElJefe72
    August 24, 2020 at 7:23 am

    Kicked out of college? More than likely the school will declare them heroes and throw a parade for them.

  • Lord Gort
    August 24, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Without a doubt, both are connisseurs of cock.
    And who do these silly little fanooks call when they need help?
    Yup!
    The people they claim to hate!
    You just can’t make this shit up…

  • John Wayne Gacey
    August 24, 2020 at 7:03 am

    These are two fine young men. I might dress up in my clown outfit and invite them over my place. They can sleep over after our gathering I have room in my crawl space.

    • Jeffrey Dahmer
      August 24, 2020 at 7:10 am

      This is Jeffrey Dahmer. Too bad these two young men are white. Otherwise I’d invite them over my place. I have a large fridge for them to cook off in during these hot summer days. BLM. Black Lives Matter.

    • Jeffery Dahmer
      August 24, 2020 at 7:17 am

      I would like to have them for lunch.

      • What a treat
        August 24, 2020 at 9:00 am

        Two stupid comments!

        • WeRFucked
          August 24, 2020 at 1:20 pm

          Huh? “Jeffery Dahmer” Get it? Of course I thought he preferred little Asian boy egg roles.
          That shit’s funny right there.

          • WeRFucked
            August 24, 2020 at 1:21 pm

            ugh “rolls” – as the joke falls flat.
            Crickets

  • KY Commandos
    August 24, 2020 at 7:00 am

    These homos are gonna need lots of KY if they go to jail. I hope they do go to jail. They can’t call the cops in jail. And since they say they don’t like cops they will prolly love that.

  • Mommy mommy mommy
    August 24, 2020 at 6:58 am

    Mommy Turtleboy is picking on me. I can dish it but I can’t take it. I’m telling the cops. Hey cops turtleboy is picking on me. I don’t believe in free speech for anyone other than me. WHAT? I am in trouble? Waaaaaaaaawaaaa waaa. Fucking homos.

  • Acting career?
    August 24, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Acting career? One of these guys has an acting career? Bet he will act surprised if he gets sent to jail and plowed up his gay little ass.

  • BLM
    August 24, 2020 at 6:53 am

    These skinny punks are about to find out that black lives matter when they get to jail. Unless a judge gives them an easy sentence, which is possible here in Massachusetts, these fags might end up getting fucked up their gay asses in jail by bubba.

    • Dick Black
      August 24, 2020 at 9:03 am

      Where do you get the idea that black men are just dying to blast you white guys up the ass?

      Your sister maybe, but we don’t play around with no Oscar Mayer Wiener.

      • Les Grossman
        August 24, 2020 at 9:20 am

        These kids will get slapped on wrist at most.

        They should get punched in the face for defacing the Chesna sticker.

      • Les Nessman
        August 24, 2020 at 9:30 am

        I could go for some Funky Cold Medina

  • Best
    August 24, 2020 at 6:42 am

    They went to the cops !!???? Fucking idiots !! Supposedly they have stand up dads according to someone who commented on the first story
    Well dads ? What’s going to happen to these two ? Go on the show maybe ? Tell us what your gonna do ?

  • Niles Bohr
    August 24, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Listening to that disaffected homo sing makes me want to nuke Hingham. Apologies to the innocent but you all share in the blame.

    • Robert Oppenheimer
      August 24, 2020 at 9:20 am

      I agree, vaporize it.

      • North of the Border
        August 24, 2020 at 9:59 pm

        I am become death, destroyer of Hingham.

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 24, 2020 at 6:17 am

    Hopefully Devan gets a staring role in a high quality snuff film

    • Go screw you pedo
      August 24, 2020 at 9:10 am

      Paco

    • Angel Fernandez
      August 24, 2020 at 9:36 am

      El Spic Tormentor le gustan los niños pequeños

    • Pedo
      August 24, 2020 at 10:17 am

      go fuck a kid you loser

  • I hate these mother fucking dicks
    August 24, 2020 at 5:29 am

    Yet, they turned to the same people they hate to get a restraining order. LMAO! They all hate em till they need em… Douche canoes.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    August 24, 2020 at 5:28 am

    2 more for The Turtleboy Graveyard…

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 24, 2020 at 3:44 am

    Haha Flaggots. See what happens when you’re not thinking straight.

  • No talent
    August 24, 2020 at 1:44 am

    Is this action taken by the outgoing or incoming police chief? I recall the morbidly obese chief who wore all the silly medals said he would resign, but I don’t recall his exit date. In any event, the Hingham PD should be congratulated for arresting these idiots. If Keliher and Kushnir were smart they’d have committed their crimes in Suffolk County, Rachel Rollins would have given them an award, and the Globe and Red Sox would have sung their praises.

  • SassySwede
    August 24, 2020 at 1:39 am

    The colleges absolutely should be made aware of this. If not for the moral aspect alone, they should be very concerned with what these two [confused, will identify as any blt123 that will give me an excuse to act like a turd], young Adults would do to Any or all other groups they don’t like… Today it’s flag and sticker, tomorrow maybe defacing the quad or hell, the library because they lend a book that has big words they can’t understand? Dorm not rainbow enough? Professor looks at me cross eyed… won’t matter to them if he really was cross eyed, cause “I’m offended“ bullshit.

  • 80s baby
    August 24, 2020 at 1:35 am

    Can we go back to the 90s please where the faggs were too afraid to come out of the house because everyone would just call them out for being such pussy cock suckers . And there really wasnt racism because black kids didnt feel the need to bring up racism every 5 minutes. But No not these stupid Millennials , everyone gets a trophy dont work harder than the next person , just say they are racist , homophobic and get a free ride ! I cant stand these kids

  • Kosh Naranek
    August 24, 2020 at 1:26 am

    Good thing they didn’t have my father for a parent. Decades from now they would have still been looking for the remains.

    Shallow graves, and all that…

  • Bob
    August 24, 2020 at 1:22 am

    They look like they just got done playing a good ol’ fashioned game of Hide the Salami.

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 24, 2020 at 1:14 am

    Glad to see they caught these two faggots… just wish i could have got a hold of them first, I would have given them the old fisting up the ass special, had them squealing like fucking pigs.

    • Get a life you pedo
      August 24, 2020 at 1:15 am

      Aren’t they a little too old for you?

      • Spic Tormentor
        August 24, 2020 at 1:22 am

        Just because a kid accuses you of rubbing up against him in the pool doesnt make you a pedo… he lied about the whole thing, never testified, and the DA dropped all charges against me. I have NO record at all. And you call me a loser, but YOU are the one following me around the comment section spreading rumors about my child rape charges. fucking clown get a fucking life.

        • Captain Trips
          August 24, 2020 at 1:38 am

          actually, rubbing a kid in a pool pretty much does make you a pedophile lol

          • Joe Biden
            August 24, 2020 at 7:27 am

            What if the kids rub your hairy legs in the pool?

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