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Hippies Are Having A Public Funeral For Mosaic This Week, Not Even Kidding Either, Real Life

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As you know, Turtleboy assassinated Mosaic earlier this year. The fraudulent organization has been collecting checks from the taxpayers for years now, and finally we were able to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that several of their employees were not working the hours they were being paid for. It wasn’t easy, but it was well worth the time invested in it. And what better way to pay homage to the dead than with a public funeral, which will be held at 41 Piedmont Street, the former headquarters for Mosaic, this Wednesday:

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I swear to God, this is a real thing. It’s happening at 10 AM on Monday. Ya konw, that time of the day when normal, contributing members of society are working. Naturally the Mosaic crowd will be there since they don’t have the public teet to to suck off of anymore. Here’s the “details” from their Facebook page:

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LOL. Let’s just break this down bit by bit to show you the brilliant thought process behind those who were formally involved in Mosaic:

Despite no evidence of fraud,

Stop right there. Do they really believe this? I mean, it’s not an opinion that Mosaic was committing fraud. It’s a fact. We proved it with science. It’s really quite simple actually. Here is Michael Jerry’s timesheet where he signed under penalties of perjury that he worked from 10 AM to 9 PM on Tuesday April 14:

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Mosaic CEO M. Boone signed off on it. Yet here is an article from Masslive on that same date (April 14) where Mike Jerry is quoted outside of City Hall at 6 PM (while he was being paid for being at 41 Piedmont Street doing hypertension work), protesting the city’s decision to file charges against the Kelley Square 4. It’s really an open and shut case. Both the supervisor and Mike Jerry committed fraud. Case closed.

the Worcester City Council has suspended funding from Mosaic Cultural Complex and is now showing their building to prospective buyers for auction.

See that? That is EVERYTHING that is wrong with the mentality of these noodlebrains. “Their building.” They think Mosaic owns it. But it’s actually a city owned building that Mosaic was allowed to profit off of, rent free. They take, and they take, and they take. And then when you stop giving stuff to them for free, they think you stole something from them. This is why people are skeptical of government assistance in general. Because too many people treat it like a lifestyle and a birthright.

Though City Councillors have framed this as a matter of procedure, it is clear that the City’s aim from the start was to outright shut down Mosaic.

Nope. Wrong again. It’s actually the exact opposite. We have bene exposing Mosaic for over a year now. We pointed out how they were not a registered non-profit as they claimed. We pointed out how the same people who ran the fraudulent Henry Willis Center were now running Mosaic. We pointed out how they couldn’t produce a single person who got their blood pressure tested there. We pointed out how they were using it as a front for political rallies, including the protests that shut down Lincoln and Kelley Square. But the city dragged their feet and pretended they didn’t see anything.

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Then this happened:


Brenda Jenkins son, Robert Alston, basically spit in the face of the hand that was feeding him. He mocked the progressives like Ed Augustus and Joe Petty who were conned into thinking that they were helping “dumb n words that’s trying to change their lives.” He admitted that he was playing off of their “white guilt” to build this conglomerate, empire, untapped source of power and income. His words, not mine.

THIS is what got Mosaic shut down. Not the City Council. Because it wasn’t enough that they were stealing from the city. They had to mock the people writing the checks too.


The city talks out of one side of its mouth about ‘Race Dialogues’ and attacks organizations lead by people of color out of the other side.

You are right. The political machine that controls controlled Worcester politics was completely full of shit with last summer’s race dialogues. They made WANDA and Joyce McNickles feel special by letting them get up in front of the microphone and ramble on about the usual nonsense – white privilege, institutional racism, etc. But that was just their white guilt throwing you ding-dongs a bone. They figured if they just let you rant and gave you some free food then you’d shut the fuck up. And it worked perfectly because you obviously fell for it.

We are not only coming together to mourn the loss of MOSAIC, but also to remember that it has died at the hands of a two faced City Government. We are coming together to mourn justice in this city, and to escalate our resistance.

Escalate your resistance? Ooooohhhhh. That sounds like fun!!! Looks like Mosaic is dead but the Mosaic blogs will continue!!! You crooks might be out of business, but you will always be Mosaic to Turtleboy.

I don’t even know who made this page, or who is organizing the funeral, or where we can send flowers. But it would be wicked cool if some Turtleboy’s or Turtle Riders showed up to pay their last respects. Oh wait, you all have jobs. Never mind. Looks like it will just be more of the prize patrol whining and giving us something to blog about. Thanks for being you, morons!!


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38 Comment(s)
  • juror seven
    April 4, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Possible roll call of who will show up. Chris Horton, Old Balls and his wife, Gordon Davis, Rosalie Tirella, Spanky McFarlane, RBG, Wanda, Brenda Jenkins, Sarai Rivera in other words the usual suspects.

  • scoutarthur
    April 4, 2016 at 9:56 am

    Is the main street media going to cover it ?

  • Light Me Up
    April 4, 2016 at 9:09 am

    Hey TypoTurtle, is it Monday or Wednesday? I don’t want to miss it.

    • BlackandWhite
      April 4, 2016 at 10:53 am

      If it’s today, you can guarantee they won’t shovel snow off the sidewalk. That would be actual work.

      • Wabbitt
        April 4, 2016 at 2:14 pm

        Gotta watch their hypertension, after all.

  • Eric
    April 4, 2016 at 3:31 am

    Will they Asians in the basement finally be let out to attend???

  • Gronkmonster
    April 3, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Who the fock holds something like that at 10 am on a work day…Ohhh people who do not work for a living or people who have scam city of woo jobs

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 3, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Feistyturtlerider I’m aware of that but it’s an OCD thing. Now what? I look at my email and see fiesty but when I post I use feisty? No no… that’s the equivalent of stepping on grout when walking on tiles….

    Maybe If I didnt have to see my email everytime I type in my username, it would be easier… It’s a mental thing, lol. I got so used to seeing it, that’s how I spell it all of the time.

    Nice name 🙂 no more poking fun… I have had enough for a lifetime lol.

    • Give It A Rest, Lady
      April 4, 2016 at 12:31 am

      You’ve just posted 5 messages here, specific to someone gently correcting a typo in your username. No one really gives a good fuck about your self-absorption. You need counseling. You scare me.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 4, 2016 at 8:12 am

        If I had a dick I would smack your face with it so hard you would be forced to apologize. How’s that for self absorbed?

        • Trump's boy penis
          April 4, 2016 at 4:08 pm

          You can use mine!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 4, 2016 at 9:43 pm

            Hahahahaha!! How generous!!

  • JayC
    April 3, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    “We are coming together to mourn justice in this city”

    Geeze, that’s odd?? What does justice have to do with blood pressure and hypertension? Oh wait, NOTHING!! What a bunch of race-baiting social justice warrior frauds. Taking public funds for so called health programs but really using it to protest and tell the citizens of Worcester they don’t agree with that they are racist and with their own tax money too. These people have no shame.

  • BlackandWhite
    April 3, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    If someone attends, bring Turtle Chocolates as an offering.
    And the door at 41 Piedmont Street needs a Turtleboy Bumper Sticker.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 3, 2016 at 8:02 pm

      I am seriously soooooo tempted but I’m here weighing my options. I don’t really want to die…

      Ehhhhh…. still tempted!

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 3, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    I hope the entire sleezy lot is arrested for trespassing.

  • Pshhht
    April 3, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    I hope Deb Powers has some warm crochet get ups for them to bundle up in

  • Mediocrity
    April 3, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Do we need to paint our faces? If so, what color is “in” now??
    And don’t forget your crayons!

  • Spankster
    April 3, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    Are they serving a lunch???

    • SMH
      April 3, 2016 at 11:17 pm

      There’s no one left to pay for it. Funds all dried up.

    • Jerry
      April 5, 2016 at 6:24 am

      There IS such a thing as a free lunch. Just ask brenda.

  • Zoe Bear
    April 3, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    TB, you HAVE to go, you know, for us! PLEASE GO!

  • Reddog
    April 3, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    I was going to the pickle barrel the other night so I drove by 41 Piedmont st just for shits and giggles. It looked all abandoned,but still looked better than a certain persons “church”.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 3, 2016 at 3:09 pm

      I LOVE pickle barrel… The owner Gus I think his name is… such a nice man! Good food.

      • Al
        April 3, 2016 at 3:59 pm


        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 3, 2016 at 4:39 pm

          I made this as an email way back, and didn’t realize it was spelled wrong until it was too late and since I’ve been using it for so many years….. I never changed it. Maybe I should but then I would lose email contacts lol. It kinda stuck with me since then. The funny part is NONE of my friends ever corrected me, assholes…lol

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 3, 2016 at 4:42 pm

            I go by the hope that no one notices. Most people dont, Thank God!

          • FeistyTurtleRider
            April 3, 2016 at 9:26 pm

            just because it’s your email doesn’t mean it has to be your username here…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 3, 2016 at 5:03 pm

          Damnit!!!! Now I’m here thinking what if people have noticed and just don’t say anything because they feel bad?? Lmao.

          I’m all here like “Good morning la la la how’s everyone doing?” And people are all, “What a dumb bitch!”

          Ah well lol… 😉

  • Dr. Big Boobs McGee
    April 3, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    *African American clothes.

  • Rider
    April 3, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Seriously how is anyone supposed to make it at 10 AM on a Wednesday

    I would’ve shown up, too.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 3, 2016 at 2:15 pm

      Wednesday and Thursdays are usually my personal days (unless I schedule something that needs to happen on those specific days).

      I am so tempted to go, but I would stick out like a sore thumb. Maybe I will drive past quickly and pay my respects by honking and giving them the finger.

    • SMH
      April 3, 2016 at 11:15 pm

      That was NOT a thumbs down from me. My thumbs up isn’t working??? I accidentally hit thumbs down and that freakin worked. Loved this article and unfortunately I have to work too. We should all send flowers though.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 4, 2016 at 12:21 am

        That’s quite alright!

        Sending flowers is too nice. Unless we pick the cheap kind that die off quick, it sends a message!

        • Alexander Knight
          April 4, 2016 at 1:36 am

          Send Dandelions 🙂

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 4, 2016 at 8:09 am

            Hahahahaha!!!! This comment wins!

        • Jerry
          April 5, 2016 at 6:22 am

          Walmart is selling 1/2 dead easter lillies 1/2 off. Drop em off at 41 Piedmont.

    • Wabbitt
      April 4, 2016 at 2:16 pm

      Sucks. I usually have Wednesday off, but I switched my schedule around this week. I would have loved to have pulled up a lawn chair and some popcorn.

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