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Holyoke Stripper IG Model Mom Turned Gangsta Drug Dealer Pulls Gun On Her Own Crotch Fruit Leading To Cops Taking Her Whole Stash



Masslive: A panicked boy fleeing from his apartment yelling his mother was trying to shoot him, sparked an investigation that led to the arrest of the woman on a wide variety of charges including trafficking in heroin and cocaine and possession of two unlawful guns. Norisabeth Santos, 31, was arrested at about 11:45 a.m., Wednesday, on a warrant charging her with reckless endangerment of a child, cocaine trafficking 100 grams or more, heroin trafficking 100 grams or more, two counts of possession of a firearm without a license to carry, possession of a large-capacity firearm in the commission of a felony, discharge of a firearm within 500 feet of a building, possession of a firearm with a defaced serial number, two counts of possession of ammunition without an FID card and possession to distribute marijuana, Police Lt. James Albert said.

The investigation was sparked when “a panic-stricken child, a 10-year-old boy, screaming for help and reporting that his mother had a gun and was trying to kill him” ran from an apartment at about 1 p.m., Friday. He was found at the intersection of Main and Cabot streets, he said. Information led detectives to the fourth-floor left apartment at 342 Main St. and there, police found a spent shell casing in the home. Officers also seized a BMW 325 and, after receiving a warrant, searched the vehicle to find two fully-loaded handguns, a .40 caliber Glock Model 23 with an extended 30-round magazine and a 9 mm Hi Point C9 gun with an obliterated serial number, he said. 

In the vehicle Police found 6,600 individually packaged bags of heroin, a 91-gram block of cocaine, about 53 grams of crack cocaine packaged in individual baggies, four pounds of marijuana and equipment used in drug processing, he said.

The boy was removed from the family by the Department of Children and Families, which is conducting a separate investigation, he said.

The most offensive part about this story for me is this chick was running around in a BMW, pays cash for everything, probably reports no income and pays no taxes, and therefore collects money from people who actually work for a living so she can subsidize her glamorous Holyoke gangbanging drug dealer lifestyle.

Obviously this bitch is crazy and should never see her crotch fruit again. But she’s also incredibly stupid for a drug dealer. First of all, ever heard of a stash house hun? You’re not supposed to keep all that product with you in the crib. Anyone who’s ever watched The Wire knows the king pin doesn’t touch the drugs.

Then again, by the looks of her Facebook and Instagram, she seems to be a converted stripper who couldn’t make it as an IG model.

And this is why I would never dream of stepping foot in a Springfield strip club. Come in for a lap dance, leave with a side of hepatitis.

This woman doesn’t exactly hide the money she was making either. Not only was she driving around in BMW’s, she’s also driving boats, rocking chains, and hitting up the club with her ghettofabulous and I’m sure gainfully employed friends.

I have no idea why this woman decided to pull a gun on her own crotch fruit, but it’s probably got something to do with the fact that she’s batshit insane and poses for pictures like these.

She’s fluent in Holyokanese.

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds important.

She also wants you to know that if she doesn’t get back to you right away, it’s because she’s doing grown up things.

Like chopping up bricks of cocaine, or pulling a gun on her poon polyp.

Also, to any haters out there, don’t be judging her on her stripper past.

She’s a drug dealer now. Have some respect.

This woman is incredibly narcissistic too, in case that wasn’t obvious from the constant glamour shoots. Here she is branding herself into the crotch fruit’s hair, who she’d later pull a gun on.

Too bad, she just got her diploma to work in a nail salon too.

But I guess the hoodrat life was more appealing to her than making an honest living.


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54 Comment(s)
  • War dead
    November 27, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Bitch needs a good hard spanking!

  • Startled Pancake
    November 26, 2019 at 1:47 pm



  • Benz Gl550
    November 23, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    The worst part of this story was someone was driving a BMW 325….The #1 Mom haircut is worth more. Savages.

  • Mmm, mmm, mature is where it's at.
    November 23, 2019 at 4:18 am

    I agree, she has issues. I feel bad for her kid, especially where we are coming into the holidays.
    Tell you what, though. Her mom is pretty hot, more than reasonably attractive. Love the mature ladies, less games, more love to give.
    I bet the daughter, Nori-whatever, won’t look anywhere near as good when and if she gets up to mom’s age.

  • Mom of Year
    November 23, 2019 at 12:46 am

    For all the “professional” modeling photos, her mug shot looks best.

  • Michelle Obamas Penis
    November 22, 2019 at 7:52 am

    Ill show you my banana if you show me yours.

    • Y
      November 22, 2019 at 11:39 am

  • Joan Rivers
    November 22, 2019 at 4:01 am

    “everyone knows she’s a transgender”

    • Y
      November 22, 2019 at 11:37 am

      • Corinth Arkadin
        November 26, 2019 at 1:54 pm

        I never tire of Joan Rivers’s blase, even bored, attitude towards this particular subject. “It’s ok…”

  • Shine Bright
    November 22, 2019 at 1:30 am

    She looks like a bootleg Rihanna.

  • It’s me
    November 22, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Doesn’t say anything about how much cash was seized that’s wierd, and I have a little myself but some of you commentors are completely racist just to be ignorant I don’t get it

  • Lake Flaccid
    November 21, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    The 10yr old son has a bright future!

  • Repulsive
    November 21, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    Is he/she illegal? If so, her own country wouldn’t take her back for anything. Thank the “progressives” for allowing her kind to proliferate.

  • Gregg Bigda
    November 21, 2019 at 10:54 pm


    Visit the SPD a few miles down the street honey. Our boys in blue will teach you a bit of respect toward humanity. Shout out to the good Holyoke PD and Palmer.

  • Wastefield Woman
    November 21, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I, for one, am SHOCKED that a loving and caring mother who sells drugs, has been a stripper, is a recent nail tech graduate would pull a gun on their beloved child they so desperately wanted and planned for. It must be her youngest because 31 in Holyoke is grandma are.

  • Kosh Naranek
    November 21, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    This has Photoshop Fail written all over it.

    Would not touch it even if I was in a SCAPE suit.

  • Judge dread
    November 21, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    I don’t know how to embed but this should def be posted

    Steven crowder YouTube “this b*tch is cringy” it’s one of the best memes I’ve seen in years. It’s perfect on every level.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 22, 2019 at 7:48 am

      Here ya’ go…

      • Judge dread
        November 22, 2019 at 11:36 am

        Thank you sir

      • Liawatha
        November 23, 2019 at 6:44 am

        That video is extremely offensive! Down vote Mr. Hillbilly to Hades!

        • ncfoothillbilly
          November 24, 2019 at 7:27 pm

          Did you just assume my gender?

  • No pennies for these hoes
    November 21, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    That was the manliest stripper body I have ever seen.If she didn’t have a kid I’d say for sure she’s transgender and has a dick tucked

  • Dark Truth
    November 21, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    But… But… Nick Fuentes is a RAYCISS!

  • La Migra
    November 21, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Is seems the Trump administration might be on to something with securing our birders and deportations. These people are a burden on society and ruin even community that they infest

    • Vote Red
      November 21, 2019 at 5:19 pm

      Thank Liz Warren and Ed Markey for making this state a safe haven for drug dealing illegal aliens. Lawrence is proven to be a hub for the sale of drugs in. Ew England and should have the National Guard on every corner.

    • Y
      November 21, 2019 at 6:23 pm

      Nice moniker.

  • Ray Patriarca
    November 21, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Nasty, nasty, nasty!
    JFK wouldn’t hit that, and he’d fuck anything.

  • Rochambeau
    November 21, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    I think the other stripper in the top picture has a tattoo of a butterfly one her asshole. She should get another one that says “happy hallween”.

  • WarWack
    November 21, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    91 Gram BLOCK of coke! Thanksgiving dinner is not a focus in that house.

  • oldbitch
    November 21, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    31 is way passed the sell-by date for a stripper. Ugly old bitch.

  • Judge dread
    November 21, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    A couple of her photoshopped iPhone filtered photos are kinda hot. But once you see her at the club it’s like ewwww.

    Mad drugs, nice choice on the Glock with that 30 round mag that alone will probably get u a year in concord.

    10 to 1 she will try to play some biracial victim card in 3.2.1

    • Judge dread
      November 21, 2019 at 3:37 pm

      Instagram is basically the new backpage. Most of the chicks I know who are on Instagram go out of their way to sexualize themselves for likes and views because of monetizing

  • Y
    November 21, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Dancers are people, too.

    • Giggity!
      November 21, 2019 at 6:08 pm

      Damn, I bet that shawty can climb a pole!

    • JJ
      November 22, 2019 at 7:31 am

      That’s no Dancer Y. Thats a tater thot!

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 22, 2019 at 8:04 am

      When sausage fingers are three feet tall…

  • Captain Trips
    November 21, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    I’d boff her with a 3 mil thick condom and full immersion in full strength Betadine afterward.

    Then again, too risky. Nahhhh

    Where did her eyelashes go? Mites? Lice?

    That being said, if you have a lowered ’98 Honda Accord with 28″ spinner wheels, max tint windows, a Maxwell house muffler, and a 50000 watt sound system, she is yours for free!

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 21, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    That goya gremlin will be back on the street with her BMW and Hi-point before Thanksgiving. spics who live off the state have unlimited rights here in MA

    • I sell EBT Cards
      November 22, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Thanksgiving? You are being pretty generous I guarantee she is already out. She’s a minority, has a kid, and has the “disease”… it’s like the trifecta of immunity in this state. Then she will no doubt throw in that the “cops were being racist to me” , and knowing this state, she will get a brand new house and a raise on her EBT benefits.

    • WeRFucked
      November 24, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      Of course you know what goya beans are – you are what you hates. i’ll be over here with my white-collar job looking down on your blue-collar ass.

      • Spic Tormentor
        November 25, 2019 at 9:02 am

        “You are what you hates”

        Spoken like a true uneducated spic.

        White collar doesn’t mean your white painting smock

  • Ratchet Rollins DA
    November 21, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Our culture. Our time.
    Fuck off turtleboi.
    The demographic revolution has begun. Obama says stop talking about revolution but our numbers are multiplying faster than rodents. The revolution has begun thanks to liberal whites. Yall the frog in the boiling pot and you havent figured it out yet. Keep paying your taxes diligently slave whitey

  • Cheesemo
    November 21, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    If you fucked this wet back within two days your cock and balls would fall into the toilet while you were taking a piss

  • Finn
    November 21, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Stripper to nails to massage — to happy endings. Full circle.

    That’s definitely a Hampton Beach stripper alumna.

    Get Fucked,

    • Finn is a Fagg
      November 21, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      Wow! Hilarious take! Did you think of that all on your own?


    • Finn
      November 21, 2019 at 4:14 pm

      i would like her butthole clean after she took a steamy shit

      Get Fucked,

      • Finn is the man
        November 24, 2019 at 2:29 pm

        fake finn sounds nothing like finn. just syaing.

  • Fat Balls
    November 21, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    This article is not only comedy gold, (I loved the bit where it says ‘don’t judge her stripper past, she’s a drug dealer now’ ffs) but I’d rail the shit out of her against that tree in the one pic.

    • Y
      November 21, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      That tree pic is probably before she farted out 3 kids.
      You see her latest pics? Her stomach looks like a bag of wet clothes.

      • Captain Trips
        November 21, 2019 at 3:32 pm

        Correction. Moldy wet clothes

      • Fat Balls
        November 21, 2019 at 6:16 pm

        Good point, but all that matters is keeping enough of that face make-up in place for when it’s time for the pop-shot. Even if only half of that mascara runs down onto her neck, I’m golden. And regarding the stomach, don’t think it’s the first time I’ve fucked a held-together flesh crack to work some magic, bub.

  • m
    November 21, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    Why does it seem like 9 out of 10 times whenever you read about a drug bust for distribution it’s somebody who originated from (or has ancestors from) a nation south of the US Border? Is selling dope a fairly common family business within certain cultures?

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