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How Did No One Notice That Sonja Farak Was High On Crack Cocaine Every Single Day While Working In A State Drug Lab?

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WHDHInvestigators say a former chemist who tested drugs for Massachusetts police departments was high almost every day she went to work for eight years, potentially putting thousands of criminal convictions in jeopardy.

Sonja Farak, who worked for an Amherst lab that tested drug samples for police, was high on methamphetamines, ketamine, cocaine, LSD and other drugs during most of her time there, even when she testified in court, according to a state investigative report released Tuesday. Farak worked at the lab between 2005 and 2013.

Cyndi Roy Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for Attorney General Maura Healey, said the information gathered about Farak “will no doubt have implications for many cases,” but it is unclear just how many. She said it will be up to prosecutors, defense attorneys and the courts to determine the full scope of cases affected by Farak’s misconduct.

One defense attorney told the Boston Herald that Farak handled about 30,000 cases during her career.

“This is a statewide scandal, and I think it’s going to take an enormous toll on the system,” attorney Luke Ryan said.

(Belchertown, MA, 01/22/13) Sonja Farak, 35, of Northampton, is arraigned in Eastern Hampshire District Court in Belchertown on charges that she stole cocaine and heroin while working as a chemists at a state crime lab on Tuesday, January 22, 2013. Staff photo by Christopher Evans

Wait a minute…..this is a chick?

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It looks like Jeff Spicolli after his 20th straight year of failing Mr. Hand’s class. Even the people defending her are a little confused:

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Seriously though, do these people not have bosses? There was another Indian chick who went to jail the year before she did for getting high on state’s evidence supply too. Did no one at her work look at this face,

(Belchertown, MA, 01/22/13) Sonja Farak, 35, of Northampton, is arraigned in Eastern Hampshire District Court in Belchertown on charges that she stole cocaine and heroin while working as a chemists at a state crime lab on Tuesday, January 22, 2013. Staff photo by Christopher Evans

and not notice she was high on crack cocaine? Not just once. Every. Fucking. Day. If I’m working with someone who takes a daily crack cocaine break, then we’d probably talk about them in the break room. “Hey, did you see that weird transgender chick from Northampton today? Yea, she’s definitely high on crack cocaine. Again. Luckily she’s working exclusively with narcotics. The purity of which are essential to putting drug dealers in prison. This we should tell someone? Nevermind, someone just sent me an invitation for Farmville.”

That’s the real story right there. She only got caught because they found a crack pipe in her car after a bunch of coke went missing. But yet no one noticed that she was high as a kite every single day. Sounds like they ran a real tight ship over at the crime lab. Good thing they weren’t handling really important evidence or anything.

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P.S. Comment of the day right here:

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That’s like asking why them Asian chicks are in WANDA’s basement. Don’t nobody need to be asking about why they got crack cocaine in a drug analyzing lab.

 

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7 Comment(s)
  • Travis
    April 2, 2020 at 1:45 am

    Freaking awesome she’s my hero!

  • WormtownorBust
    May 5, 2016 at 10:11 am

    She used meth, special k, coke / crack, and LSD every day? How the hell was she even functional at work?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      May 5, 2016 at 11:49 am

      Like Leo’s character in Wolf of Wall Street.

  • Jay
    May 5, 2016 at 9:29 am

    I would argue she is, in fact, the best person to identify whether the narcotics are real or not.

  • Sal Monella
    May 5, 2016 at 7:13 am

    My guess there is something in the Union contract against workplace drug testing. They need all the dues they can get to elect the criminal cackling hag President,

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 5, 2016 at 6:36 am

    If that thing is in fact a girl, that’s the strongest anti-drug message you could ever show.

  • Emoji man
    May 4, 2016 at 10:59 pm

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