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Hull Cool Mom Who Robbed Nursery In Norwell With Her Crotch Fruits Is Now Robbing Stores In Marshfield With Her New Junkie Boyfriend 


Who remembers this chick?

That would be cool Mom Jennifer Poor, the Hull gestation genie who robbed a family owned business with her two crotch fruits and a friend back in December.

Her daughter Skyla was all up our ass after the blog, claiming she acted alone and ma dukes dindu nuffin.

If you name your kid Skyla, there’s a 99% chance you and your poon polyp will make your Turtleboy debut together. That’s just science.

I wonder how Skyla’s gonna talk her Mom out of this one though….

Marshfield Police Department officers were dispatched to a business on Ocean Street on Tuesday, Feb. 25, at 3:15 p.m., following report of a shoplifter. Officers were told the vehicle, a brown Nissan Altima, had left the parking lot driven by the shoplifter, a female, with a male passenger. “The witness stated that some cameras had been stolen and the vehicle left at a high rate of speed,” Sgt. Liam Rooney said. “It drove through the red light, cutting off traffic at the intersection [in front of the business] while attempting to leave the scene.”

After beginning to search the area, police received a 911 call from a resident of South River Street who told them a vehicle, which matched the earlier report, had pulled into their driveway and a male passenger had left the vehicle and started walking toward South River School. Officers arrived on scene, identifying the female driver as Jennifer L. Poor, 39, of 13 North River Drive, Scituate, and seeing items matching the ones stolen from the business in plain view.

Chief Phil Tavares was on scene and located the male passenger, identified as Michael S. Spear, 44, of 95 Broad St., Weymouth. Spear on the rear field of the school, walking toward the woods. Spear had an active probation warrant and was placed under arrest. Poor was also placed under arrest and transported to the Marshfield Police station. After towing the vehicle to the police station, officers conducted an inventory search, locating two prescription pill bottles in the front console containing Adderall and Gabapentin, neither of which were prescribed to Poor. Spear was arrested under the existing warrant and Poor was charged with two counts of possession of a class E drug, 11 counts of shoplifting by asportation and failure to stop.

Let me guess – this one is Turtleboy’s fault too? If you’re hanging out with a guy who poses for mugshots like this:

Bad things are gonna happen. Dude looks like a washed up relief pitcher who got a bad addiction to percs after getting Tommy John surgery. Mugshots stopped phasing him a long, long time ago. He is a Google trophy machine!

There hasn’t been a single day in the last 20 years in which he didn’t wake up and have outstanding warrants.

Meanwhile, this is the face of a woman who is still pretending to be a good mother and can’t come to terms with the fact that she is in fact a flaming dumpster fire of broken dreams.

Accept it. Embrace it. You are a ratchet now. You have been for quite some time. Your daughter will follow in your footsteps, get knocked up sometime in the very near future, and your grand crotch fruits will likely follow suit. Although at least this time she actually committed the asportation herself, instead of making her semen demons do her dirty work.

Oh well, at least she can always pretend to be a good mom via memes.




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70 Comment(s)
  • Arby’s sangwitch
    March 17, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    This is the 20th guy Jen has been with since the last time she was on turtleboy. Gross. What does this girl have a deli counter numbers? calling number 214? NEXT.. she Gets around faster than coronavirus. She carries more diseases.

  • Josh abrams left tit
    March 17, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Only thing Jen is cooking in her kitchen is crack and meth. Still thinking she’s a good mom. Lmaof. She’s not fooling anyone. Scituate mother and daughter cum dumpsters.

  • Andrew Fay
    March 12, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Mom this is frigging embarrassing!! I want to go LIVE with MY DAD! Can You and Sky stop trying to fuck my friends. Can you Tell Mike your boyfriend to stop trying to touch me I’m NOT a GIRL.

  • Welcome to Gaba John's ( just kidding)
    March 12, 2020 at 6:25 am

    I am sitting on a gold mine of leftovers from my scrip for nerve pain issues.
    For years, never knew about the demand till a friend and I were discussing prescriptions and they called them “Johnnies”. They explained that these are feel good meds for someone who has been hooked on the heroin.
    I looked it up and the effect from taking 3,000 mg at once is like a benzodiazapine high.
    Crazy, that’s 10X what I take for a dose.
    I’ll keep sitting on them. Not a drug dealer and never intend to be.

    I know mommy is kind of messed up but I’d give her a go, at least in the face down, parted cheeks way.

  • Pat Sajak
    March 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Does anyone want to buy an “R?”…. looking at you, skyla….

  • Kateey Peters
    March 11, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    It’s not this women’s fault. She learned her crack smokers only parenting life style from me

  • Butch Patrick
    March 11, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    I used to be famous, look at me now.

  • To Serve Man
    March 11, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    She must be a Kanamit with that forehead.

    • Captain Trips
      On earth it is 12 noon
      March 11, 2020 at 11:57 pm

      Can I borrow your cookbook?

  • Skyla Fay
    March 11, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    HEY! I’m starting a GOFUNDME page for my mom for her Canteen fund And Lawyer. Anyone wanna donate? sges completely innocent YO! irregardless The cameras that caught her stealing on video or the fact that she had the stolen items in her possession in her car. Totally innocent my moms cousin is a Hull cop he’s going to get her off on these theft charges and Drug charges. If you want to donate you can find my mom and I anytime of the day just sitting in our car (cause we both unemployed) smoking crack or you can send us your credit card info. Whatever!

    • Amanda Sawyer’s Vagina
      March 11, 2020 at 9:56 pm

      Hi Sky,
      I’ll happily donate to your cause. Do you guys take EBT? Please sign my pointless useless petition, I hate turtleboy but stalk their page religiously, Then I spent my nights hate fucking myself in the mirror.

  • Mike’s wonky eye
    March 11, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Jesus that’s the biggest 12 head I’ve ever seen. Lucky for Mike that’s what he’s into because she’s a knockout according to him. It must be what attracts him a girl he can blow lines off that massive deformed forehead.

  • Maria’s pickles
    March 11, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    NO WAY!! Bahahahaha, No shocker here, Skyla Fay is a known slam pig in these parts and her crusty cunt mother is too. Sky bangs like 12 year old guys. I also heard the mom is a hooker. Nasty! Skanks!

  • Skyla Jade
    March 11, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    GOING cheap Clearance Sale. Mother and Daughter package.2 for 1 deal. For 3 adderalls or $10 bucks. We can come to you or you can meet us at our dumpster.

  • Dees nutz
    March 11, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    “Don’t I look so hot in my profile pic??” Bitch we know its a filter, we’ve seen your mugshot. Ya broke prostitute slam pig gutter muppet! Want me to prove it? Look back 5 years and your drug dealer boy toy you are sucking off you wouldn’t let touch one of your friends. And yu bring him around your daughters?! Jesus christ i hope your husband gets custody… if you havent already ruined your children by letting them drink and do drugs with you. We already know you set them up to be felon thieves. Twat…

  • DOOM Stein Associates
    March 11, 2020 at 11:22 am

    Bergs and Cohens at it again.
    Dow down over 1000.
    Cant beat Trump so tank the market profit on puts on the way down then buy stock low and clean house when the fake news stops with the coronavirus hysteria.

  • Thwap Thwap
    March 11, 2020 at 10:54 am

    The sound of my cock slapping against her massive forehead.

    • I stole Your Wallet While Blowing You Dummy
      March 11, 2020 at 11:24 am

      Slurp Slurp

      Where my $50.

      My cool mom sound.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      July 4, 2021 at 12:16 am

      what the fuck are you talking about??? Obsessed much???? This is about the shitty Mom crack head, not an episode of Breitbart Tales from the crypt. Get a life dude, move on,

  • Drew
    March 11, 2020 at 10:28 am

    check her address…… she’s very likely in subsidized housing…

  • Glenda the good witch
    March 11, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Mike is one of the original Lollipop Guild in the Wizard Of Oz. Damn, he’s a rough looking 44 years. Jennifer looks old as shit too. “Cocaine is a helluva drug”

  • Jen wanna go TOE to TOE?
    March 11, 2020 at 9:38 am

    It looks like they don’t need to worry about where they are going to live. They can probably live very comfortably on Jennifer’s deformed massive forehead. No wonder why all her photos online are so filtered to shit that her eyebrows are gone. I love karma these people have been terrorizing people for years and harassing them, while committing crimes and being full blown drug addicts. Yes, the daughter is a junkie too. Her mommy couldn’t be more proud. The mom pimps her out to the “new daddy” every couple of days. Come to find out they have avoided being charged because her cousin is a Hull cop.This isn’t her first rodeo her and her demon spawn they have been caught shoplifting a bunch of times after the first time TB exposed them. They are known thieves.

  • Skyla jade Fay
    March 11, 2020 at 9:25 am

    I think it’s time my mom changed her name. To Jennifer Poor White Trash, since that’s exactly what we are. Coming soon to a dumpster near you.

  • TB’s mom
    March 11, 2020 at 8:24 am

    It wasn’t easy for me to tell the family why my son can’t be a teacher, they were disgusted by his grooming of kids. His poor real nieces and nephews can’t go near him, thanks for making him your uncle.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 11, 2020 at 10:39 am

      Off you fuck, you ridiculous dick-splash.


  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 11, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Rich Hall has really let himself go.

    • Well, No Shit
      March 11, 2020 at 11:22 am

      One too many sniglets for ol’ Rich.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        March 11, 2020 at 11:32 am

        This cunt is 44 and Rich Hall is 65.

        And Rich looks younger and could definitely take him in a fight.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    March 11, 2020 at 5:51 am

    What a cunt !

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      March 11, 2020 at 6:18 am

      Good morning Ray.

  • Skyla Jade
    March 11, 2020 at 3:50 am

    I will take a Hot Karl for 20.00 or 1 oxy.

    Cleveland Steamers 3 for 10.00 group rate.

    • Wilfredo Benitez
      March 11, 2020 at 5:21 am

      What’s your rate for a Strawberry Shortcake?

      • Skyla Jade
        March 11, 2020 at 5:43 am

        Give or receive?

  • The Corona virus
    March 11, 2020 at 3:43 am

    They needs sum infecting

  • Mr. Bubba
    March 11, 2020 at 2:40 am

    What more can be said…Ratchets gonna ratchet!

  • The Boondock Saint
    March 11, 2020 at 1:42 am

    Born into a charmed little life in ho-hum Scituate… Nah this is wack, let’s get hooked on pain pills yo!

  • Frank
    March 10, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    “Washed up relief pitcher” one of best descriptions ever

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    there is something… disturbing, about the misshape of Skylab’s cranium, and the brother/boyfriend/cuck with her in the fhoto, apparently a genetically passed deformity, as Mom has it going on, too. Instant Karma? perhaps, or maybe just the result of a Turtle bite.

  • only straight guy in Northampton
    March 10, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Poster child for white privilege leftist twats, she’ll get probation as her lawyer will blame it all on Pizza boy, only smart one here is the sperm donor of her crotchfruits who left the scene just in time. If he was smart, get a lawyer and cut off child support payment and get custody, maybe time left to save at least one of these junior future felons and TB loster kids

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 10, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    Turtleboy has stolen my dreams and my childhood with his empty words. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and has all he can talk about is fairy tales. How dare you!

    March 10, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    I sincerely hope covid 19 wipes liberals out of existence the world over. I would have added ratchets and junkies however all are intertwined. The liberals who shoot the chinamans fentanyl will most likely be at greater risk of catching the covid chan as it attacks the respiratory system. Junkie’s automatically go into ventilatory distress after shooting chinese man made heroin. Can you see my hypothesis? 🙂

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 10, 2020 at 11:31 pm

      I’d have a Covid19 headache every morning after drinking in Mexico. I’m afraid it will take something a bit stronger, but until then the Progressive panic will be fun to watch.

    • Jennifer Potato head
      March 11, 2020 at 10:36 am

      Jennifer and her little trolls are hardcore Trump Republicans. It’s evident from her page before she made it private.

  • Cheddah
    March 10, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    I get a kick out of females who post motivational wisdom memes often on social media that think they’re being profound, but in reality they’re just showing their ratchet-ness or mental instability..

  • ElJefe72
    March 10, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    She has quite the fivehead.

  • ChipChipperson
    March 10, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    People who share memes on Facebook seem very intelligent.

  • Glen Campbell
    March 10, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    odds dictate little Mike is hitting Jennifer in the stink star, within earshot of a frenzied clit rubbing Skyla.
    Almost heaven, west Virginia
    Blue ridge mountains
    Shenandoah River

    • John Denver
      March 10, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      Hey wait a minute what just happened?

    • WeRFucked
      March 11, 2020 at 6:51 am

      LOL did you think that was Glen Campbell’s song?

      • Glen Campbell
        March 11, 2020 at 8:53 am

        I believe the actions described in the original post were indicative of behavior of a select few in West Virginia. Yo
        toots and the Matals do a reggae version

      • Captain Trips
        Bob denver
        March 12, 2020 at 12:02 am

        Rocky Mountain high in umm what song is this again?

  • Asportation
    March 10, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    I just love when the junkies drive to the town next door to commit “Asportation”. As if it gives them a cloak of invisibility, and the store won’t know what hit them cuz they’re bumpkins.

  • Not living like s”+t in Weyhood
    March 10, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Hahahahaha Weymouth aspirations said no one

  • Finn
    March 10, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Gabapentin relieves the pain from my herpes. True story.
    Get Fucked

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 10, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Cool mom will let you nut on that giant forehead for a xanbar

  • King Friday
    March 10, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Wow.Mom looks like 20 miles of bad road……
    Or Macaulay Culkin after Michael Jackson
    turned his large intestine into a Habitrail.

    • Truth
      March 10, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      I wish the roads in Massachusetts were as flat as her

    • Corey Haim
      March 10, 2020 at 7:16 pm

      Two and a half men Charlie hit it so hard my intestine was backing up into my mouth allegedly.

  • The withdrawal cocktail for addicts...
    March 10, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Ive twice been told that Gabapentin staves off opiod withdrawal symptoms, and combined with Adderall, (poor mans coke) both will keep her awake just enough to be able to function, just enough, so she can boost something else that she can then try to return in order to get $$ to buy her drugs. Or, she could possibly sell the items directly to her dealer in exchange for drugs. Probably a necessary cocktail for an addict.

    • Truth
      March 10, 2020 at 5:08 pm

      If that were the case, she would have a prescription for it.

      • Duh...
        March 10, 2020 at 5:52 pm

        Meaning,…that is exactly why she DOESNT have a prescription for either the Gabapentin or the Adderall…… because she’s an addict trying to hustle to get drugs!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 10, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    The memes Jennifer posted are so profound and moving. She truly is a wonderful mom. So brave!

  • Don't shoplift where it's illegal
    March 10, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Someone calls the police just because a car parked in their driveway and a passenger got out? I don’t get it. Must be an very high crime area; what fun.

    Sad story about the mother, was once quite nice looking. Good looks open many doors in life. Like so many others, if she had only been careful to try this in Rachel Rollins’s jurisdiction, no consequences would have happened. Assuming, that is, that Rollins’s rules apply to the white folk. So crazy, it almost sounds like something from a Kerouac novel, or maybe from William Burroughs’s infamous novel “Junkie.”

  • Team Steam
    March 10, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    The sloppy filth that must take place in dar. where fido b? Where suppah b?

  • randiguy2006
    Be proud
    March 10, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Imagine arguing with teenage girls on the internet.

  • hartf811
    March 10, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    I just love the faces of broken dreams. Although you’ve drifted a bit TB and dragged us all through your personal ratchet drama, this this Hot Tow Truck Girl ( which I’m so looking forward to the next downward spiral installment in her personal hellish tapestry) and the other various hoodboogers, lowlifes and losers that we all like to watch circling the drain. And selfies and FB allow us to chart the descent. In the old days they used to crash steam locomotives in the desert. This is so much fulfilling.

  • Rizzy
    March 10, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Her son still looks like a girly fag.

  • WTF
    March 10, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Ahhh, gabapentin. The drug that does NOTHING but people get in trouble for having without a script. The only reason you would have bootleg gabapentin is someone pulled the wool over your eyes and convinced you it got you high.

    • Ppl are dumb
      March 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      I never understood this either.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      March 10, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      I had no idea humans used Gaba. My (deceased) dog had an anxiety disorder and it helped him quite a bit.

      He was better behaved and a more productive citizen than Jennifer. He had a legal prescription and never sold the drugs to Diego.

      You learn all kinds of things about human depravity you wish you hadn’t by reading Turtleboy.

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