Hurricane Ratchet Reaches Conclusion That Trump Caused Harvey And Irma To Wipe Out Minorities In Miami And Houston
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Here’s a brilliant woman from St. Louis who has done a lot of research about weather patterns, and has reached a very interesting conclusion about Hurricane Harvey and the incoming Hurricane Irma….
At first I figured this was some sort of troll account. But then I realized that she’s from St. Louis, and she actually probably believes that Hurricane Trump specifically targeted two cities with large minority populations because they were “flourishing economically.” After all, it’s not like Miami and Houston are cities that sit on the Gulf of Mexico. And it’s not like the Gulf of Mexico gets hit by hurricanes at this time every single year. It’s totally normal for someone to believe that this is all one gigantic government conspiracy. Especially when you’re a bathroom selfie queen.
Who uses the Facebook dog filter
And prefers to give the middle finger to the camera whenever possible.
Her research was well thought out:
It’s true. No gulf coast cities have ever been flooded with 50 inches of water at this time of year in American history.
This chick is like the SJW version of Alex Jones.
Oh, I’m woke girl!! I been woke!! But Bonnie Bregotti wasn’t always woke. She’s been watching a lot of Youtube videos though, and now she has all the answers to everything.
She brings up a good point though….
It’s true, no hurricanes since Katrina. Except for Rita, Hermine, Matthew, and a bunch of other hurricanes.
Plus, the only people who think it’s silly to believe that Trump is the reason two hurricanes came during hurricane season are dumbass white people!!
The whole thing was Trump’s doing because he’s got all the money:
It’s true. Hillary Clinton is practically broke, and the DNC is really struggling for cash these days.
Here’s another strong point:
With brains like that she’d be the valedictorian at the Salter School.
I’m still not convinced this is 100% a real person. But gun to my head, I’m saying she is. Because there’s nothing abnormal about her thought process these days. Donald Trump has completely taken over many formerly rational people’s brains. And quite frankly this broad doesn’t strike me as the kind of person who was very rational before he was elected President in the first place.
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