Smiles And Sunshine

I Delivered A Speech In Billerica With My Homie Brandon Straka 


If you guys missed the Live broadcast of my speech at the GOUSA event, we got you covered right here. Also had the pleasure of meeting #WalkAway founder Brandon Straka, who spoke about his evolution from a gay liberal Hillary supporting New York city hairdresser, to becoming the founder of one of the most influential conservative groups in the country.



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23 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    August 11, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Adult men don’t say “homie.”

    This is getting sad.

  • Real Conservative
    August 11, 2019 at 1:36 am

    Turtleboy is a joke. The end is in sight. Straka probably got paid to be there.

  • Kim Wescott
    August 10, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Dang, UT, you rock (and cuz I know you like it) !

    That speech was awesome, even better than the last one! You need to get more gigs.

    Hope you handed out business cards and had TB items for sale…

  • SmallCrowdSmallRichard
    August 10, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Damn. Can I get one of them bitchin’ red sexy MIGA hats with a flat brim? I’m hoping it’ll make me 1/4″ taller, just like you.
    Were they serving Henny at the break? Conservative Minds Need To Know.
    Massive crowd, you should get some pointers from Donald on how to talk it up and inflate the numbers.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    August 10, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Who was the babe in white with the big boobies?

    • UncleTurtleBoooby
      August 10, 2019 at 10:58 am

      The big booby there was Uncle TurtleBoy himself.
      Hey Ailing Kernel, was that your date at the end of the video, or was it your mom picking you up for your ride back to the basement of her house?

  • Hate Dindus
    August 10, 2019 at 4:17 am

    Didn’t say ‘dindu ape’ even once????

  • SassySwede
    August 10, 2019 at 1:56 am

    Unc, you got something great started here! What we really need is to get you in more and more public venues like this. Start small and low attendance? Who cares! Any publicity is good publicity. I say start holding rallies either turtleboy solo or invite others to join the trail and get this and you (others who share these much needed views and aren’t afraid to tell the world! Start in Worcester common if you have to; do it on days we know it’s usually packed. Can’t get city permission? Fook’em! Go to a private source. Space made available by a private citizen backer or private business who have the means and space to allow you to be *seen AND heard*. Shoot one thought right out of the gate would be maybe an apple orchard that has venues other than just a small barn with crat3d apples. Go for pick your own sites, things for kids to be involved in could allow adults to wander to other areas for grown up things. Anytime your name gets spoken, someone hears it and some of those become curious and so on, and you end up with more followers/supporters/ backers. Those 2 people tell two people who then tell two more people…
    How about public access tv, radio, instead of just YouTube or edition to it. Radio!! Try to get a regula4 guest spot on a show with someone like the guy who picked up the Weston “I’m not racist, racist law enforcement harasser” Lol. It is time to step up the game! It can never be too early/too late to try to get more of us lik3 minded people to get off their ass and be vocal. Just think what could happen just by bein* more aggressive at getting these truths out there and talked about in public! Screw Facebook…he’s a Whiney ass bitch who cowers in the face of public/government unrest over his platform for many reasons, on or against his platform that basically sucks at bottom level but continues to exist because people are gullible gossip hogs and believe it’s on Facebook, it must be real. Gawd, those putzes make me sick and are being led blind and dumb into backing things they really wouldn’t if they had other platforms educating them as well by opening their eyes to the sad truth that the world and especially the US is going to shit because of idiot leftist, libtards wanting to take everything from them and cram other shit down their throats that will kill this once great nation. Not to mention giving all their hard earned dollars to give everyone else free shit they didn’t work for and do require them to work to even receive is in the first place!
    Think maybe it’s time for turtleboy to be more than the talk of just the town. Git your ass out there and git r done!! (Thx to Larry the cable guy for the awesome tag line )

    • SassySwede
      August 10, 2019 at 2:00 am

      Uuggh…sorry for all the typonese; my fingernails are too long! lol
      I thought I caught them all!

    • Kim Wescott
      August 10, 2019 at 2:17 pm

      Bravo, Sassy Swede, Bravo!

  • Rex Ryan
    August 9, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Feet pics or GTFO.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 9, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Great speech Uncle T. You’re getting very good at this.

  • Walkaway
    August 9, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I saw your speech on Youtube. It sounded great! I am so jealous you met and hung out with Brandon. I’ve been following him and #Walkaway since he started it. Love him!

  • Wwy
    August 9, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    This is too funny,your nose isn’t big enough stick to handicap parking and searching Facebook,lol.

  • Happy Lucky Facebooker
    August 9, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Not footage at a bagel shop on the morning before the blockbuster event….

  • Good 4 Her
    August 9, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Who was the lucky Turtle writer who got to hold the camera the whole time?
    Let me guess, you told her you’d give her 10 inches and hurt her so you fucked her five times and hit her over the head with a brick?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 9, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Youre not the most censored blog on the internet. is the most censored.

    • Elrond Hubbard
      August 9, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      Chalk and cheese, bro. One is a well-known Neo-Nazi haven which shouldn’t even be viewed as a blog. Then there’s this site, which tries to stick to common sense and advocating non-scummy behavior.

  • You're a cutie
    August 9, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    I like how you couldn’t use the podium because it’s taller than you and the microphone would have been over your head.
    I love your angry energy!!

  • Sounds Fun
    August 9, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Yo dog you be hangin’ wit you “Homies” bro bust out the Henny.

  • Nothing wrong with that
    August 9, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Wow looked like you really packed them in. Did you get laid or not?

    • iwasthere
      August 11, 2019 at 9:35 am

      I can verify that he did not in fact get laid, Straka had another engagement that he had to hustle off to.
      Their long goodbye embrace was very touching though.

  • GAY CONservative MAN
    August 9, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    I like the second picture, the two middle-aged balding men covering their insecurities with children’s hats while sitting on each other’s thumbs.

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