All-Star Criminals

If Gutterslugs Like This Woman Have Invaded Holden Then You Can’t Move Anywhere To Get Away From Them

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Holden Police need the public’s help identifying a person of interest in connection with a breaking and entering case that is under investigation. According to Holden police, a vehicle that was parked at the Holden Rail Trail lot on Manning Street was broken into and a purse was stolen from it. The female seen in the attached photographs is believed to be involved in using identification from the stolen purse to open credit lines to make purchases at several businesses in Worcester. This female boarded the WRTA bus in the Webster Square/Main Street area of Worcester and exited the bus at the Target store on Lincoln Street in Worcester, which is where one of the credit accounts was opened. At this time, the female seen in the photographs is a person of interest who detectives would like to speak with. Please contact the Holden Police Department Detective Bureau at (508) 210-5613 with any information.

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Oh great, they’ve invaded Holden. Look, if you’re a Worcester scumbag like this and you wanna go to the burbs to start pulling stunts like these, make sure you go to the pre-approved places that are already messed up – Spencer, Webster,  Southbridge, Fitchburg, etc. This chick didn’t just make it into Holden. She went WAY up there in Jefferson. This is some exit 5 shit we’re talking about. This is the part of Holden where no one lives. People who go there do so specifically because you can’t take a bus from Webster Square to get there. Yet somehow this slug rake found a way to end up there. Good thing she doesn’t have any noticeable characteristics like an armful of tattoos or anything.

Luckily the beauty of these all-star criminals is that they’re not very smart. I get why she’d go around robbing cars at the rail trail – no cameras. But if you’re gonna do that then you need to stick to a strict policy of “cash only.” Ya know, because when you open up a line of credit somewhere and use your bus pass to go to Target, you’re gonna be on camera about a million times, and there’s gonna be a bread crumb of trails you left behind to find your dumb ass.

 

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7 Comment(s)
  • 2ndamendment
    September 15, 2016 at 12:31 am

    “and exited the bus at the Target store on Lincoln Street in Worcester”
    Well of course!

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 14, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    I think I dated her once . . . .

    • Bill
      September 14, 2016 at 5:08 pm

      Just once? Cause that’s all it took… You dog!!

      • whatevuh
        Dick Hertz from Holden
        September 14, 2016 at 6:41 pm

        She stole my wallet LOL (joking)

  • Ed Augustus
    September 14, 2016 at 10:22 am

    Egads, that’s my Chief Diversity Officer.

    • peanut
      September 14, 2016 at 4:16 pm

      omfg LOL that literally just made me spit out my iced tea

    • Don James McGovern
      September 19, 2016 at 5:54 pm

      I’ll be appointing her to the Central Massachusetts Diversity Council.

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