If We Rejected Your Stupid Ideas (Like Teaming Up With Alex Jones) Try Not To Get Your Feelz Hurt
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The turtle is fired up these days and we’re sick of the bullshit. Obviously our Facebook problems are not going anywhere, and when you compound that with the fact that Turtleboy Jr., who is fully potty trained, still thinks it’s funny to shit his pants whenever Daddy Turtleboy is busiest, we get testy. And everyone and their mother is an expert on how to fix our Facebook problems. Don’t get me wrong, we appreciate the gesture. But we do this for a living. We spent countless hours researching, talking to lawyers, building a case, etc. If we tell you that your idea sucks, then trust us, it sucks. Here’s an example from our inbox this week:
Stop right there. Fuck Alex Jones. I just wanna make that clear. He is human garbage. We are a legitimate news outlet, and you are the company you keep. I would rather the blog not exist than ever have our brand associated with that worthless pile of shit. I would not piss on him if he was on fire. He makes his money by making up blatant lies whenever innocent people die. And he picks up easily duped nudniks who want to believe that everything is a conspiracy. It dishonors the dead, and it disrespects our country and its institutions.
Here’s what he told Megyn Kelly in July about the Sandy Hook massacre:
“I do think there’s some coverup and some manipulation,” Jones said of the mass shooting that left 20 young students and six staff dead at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut. “I’ve watched the footage and it looks like a drill,” Jones said of videos showing some students leaving the school with their hands on their heads. “That is pretty much what i believed. But then I was also going devil’s advocate. But then we know there are mass shootings and these things happen.”
Twenty dead kids. Six dead teachers. And this piece of shit sees it as a way to make money by fabricating blatant, easily disprovable lies. You associate with someone like this and you become a joke too.
Here’s his fat ass henchman Dan Biondi days after the Boston Marathon bombing, getting accosted by an American hero for spreading fake news that the FBI blew up the Boston Marathon:
I ran the marathon that year. I crossed an hour and a half before the bombs went off, and was eating in the Prudential Center food court at mile 26 when the bombs went off. I could see the fire and smoke from the second explosion. It haunts me to this day, and I will never, ever forget the looks of shear terror on people’s faces. An eight year old boy was murdered 100 feet away from me in the second explosion. And this mother fucker wants to make up lies about the FBI to capitalize off of his death? Yea, let’s reach out to Alex Jones. What could possibly go wrong?
Nevertheless he persisted:
Turtleboy isn’t right wing or left wing. We’re common sense wing. If you haven’t figured that out by now then you were never really one of us in the first place. You’re just a right wing nutjob who saw us shitting on people you don’t like (welfare frauds, SJWs, Hillary Clinton), and assumed we were Fox News. We aren’t. You don’t have to be a liberal news outlet to know that the Sandy Hook massacre and the Boston Marathon bombings were genuine acts of terror perpetrated by fucked up and depraved people.
I love this stuff. The whole, “I’ve shared some of your blogs so you have to be nice to me” bullshit. Our brand is destroyed because Kevin Lynch is mass reporting our Facebook page? Sure thing bud. And I could give a fuck less how long you’ve been following this blog. If you think for one second you’re part of some protected class because you were with us for Busgate then you’re sadly mistaken. The difference between us and every other media outlet is that we don’t care about your feelings, and there are no sacred cows.
Oh look, an Alex Jones video to prove that Alex Jones is a legit source. I’m sold!!
Once again, the liberal media didn’t tell us that Alex Jones said that Sandy Hook was a false flag. Alex Jones said that time and time again.
So he liked Turtleboy until his feelz were hurt. God I hate these people. They come to us with ideas, and they’re so insulted when we don’t jump all over it and praise them for their BRILLIANT plans that they take their ball and go home. Good riddance. You won’t be missed. But who are we kidding? You’re not going anywhere Steve.
And his real feelings come out.
I love all the doubters recently. You see it all over the comments. Please, keep doubting us. We THRIVE off of it. Our entire brand is based off of the premise that we are the little guy punching up. We take down people previously believed to be untouchable. We started small. We took out some school committee members and city councilors in Worcester. We got rid of some tyrants in Spencer. Then we started exposing State Senators. Then we exposed the Ashley Losapio scandal, Mosaic Cultural Complex, the Mass State Police coverup, and many more. The Turtleboy graveyard is full to capacity. If you think for one second that Facebook is some untouchable entity you are a very stupid person. I assure they have to follow the same laws that everyone else does, including contract law. There’s a reason they constantly settle lawsuits. And we have no problem being the pioneer that punches in the face and gets what is rightfully ours.
Let me this perfectly clear – we will never, ever, ever stop. Ever. We will not be defeated. We will drink the blood of our enemies. And we will do it our way and we will take names of those who stayed with us, and those who doubted us.