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If You Get A Tattoo From Kaleidoscope Tattoo In Cambridge I Will Give You Free Turtle Gear Because They Deserve Your Business For Firing Anti-Cop Employee


Earlier in the week I published a blog about a Cambridge tattoo artist who decided to announce that not only would she be refusing to provide service to police or CO’s, she was also offering demonic tattoos of cops getting stabbed in the skull. But as fate would have it the shop is actually owned by a really solid dude who couldn’t believe it when he found out what she wrote, and he fired her immediately. His name Shawn and he’s been in business at Kaleidoscope for 18 years. Unfortunately he’s been getting harassed and sent horrible messages which isn’t right since he did the right thing. I hate seeing good people get dragged like this so I invited him to come on the live show to talk about it. And I just wanna say that as soon as our tyrannical government allows him to open up shop, I will give free turtle gear to any turtle rider who gets a tattoo there. Just take a picture of yourself there, send it to me, give me your shipping info and I’ll send you whatever you want. Interview starts at 30:30 mark.


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36 Comment(s)
  • Pro police
    June 10, 2020 at 7:28 am

    A new tattoo and free TB gear? Hell yeah I can’t wait!

  • randiguy2006
    oh puleeeeze...
    June 8, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    “Unfortunately he’s been getting harassed and sent horrible messages which isn’t right since he did the right thing. I hate seeing good people get dragged like this.”

    Ummmm….why not mention you caused this?

    • Because that would require self-awareness and accountability!
      June 8, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      Neither of which Unc over here has/is capable of.

    • Please Go Away Moron
      June 8, 2020 at 8:17 pm

      Ummm, no, that little cunt who used to work there caused this. The owner did the right thing by getting rid of her so now Turtleboy is helping him out. We can’t help it if you’re too fucking stupid to figure that out.

  • randiguy2006
    June 8, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Newsflash: No grown men beside you wear shirts with cartoon turtles on them.

    • Lolzzzz
      June 8, 2020 at 8:14 pm

      Here you are again, can’t stay away can you? Just admit it, you’re obsessed with TB.

  • BLM Fatty
    June 8, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    I am proud of my big, fat, disgusting, blubbery body and enormous mounds of fat rolls. I am beautiful and it’s not fair that I’m not getting any dick. Even the colored boys at the riots don’t seem interested. So, I am going to exercise my white privilege and hereby DEMAND that from now on any man I ask for sex immediately complies. Understood? just roll me in flour to find the wet spot and you can enjoy your male privilege.

  • Bullshiiiit
    June 8, 2020 at 10:48 am

    He knew exactly what this bitch did and he supported it. He only had a change of heart once he realized his business was going to get fucked. No sympathy whatsoever for this asshole. Looks like uncles falling for it too.

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    June 8, 2020 at 9:53 am


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Mahky Mahk
      June 8, 2020 at 10:56 am

      Vietnam fucking shit. I’ll tell you now that’s the mother-fucker whose head I split open.

  • randiguy2006
    June 8, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Yeah sure I’ll get a tattoo for a t-shirt you can’t sell to make you feel better for fucking this guy over. We’re you dropped on your head as a child?

  • randiguy2006
    Yeah right
    June 8, 2020 at 9:35 am

    This guy is playing you. He knew.
    Fuck his business. The world doesn’t need more white trash tattoo parlors. TB power!!!!

  • Cheddah
    June 8, 2020 at 9:34 am

    I’m glad you did the right thing and told the truth behind this article. Owner sounds like a good dude and seeing a business being inappropriately smeared is just awful..
    For me, I’m not a tattoo guy (it would be like putting a bumper sticker on a Rolls Royce) but for my friends I will definitely be recommending this spot..

  • randiguy2006
    It’s your fault stupid
    June 8, 2020 at 9:32 am

    You fraud. The poor guy wouldn’t be in this position if you had made ONE single phone call to the shop for the story….like real journalists do.

    Support journalism….haha haha.

  • Ratchet Patrol
    June 8, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Tattooing Clarence in blackface, on your ass, will disqualify you from free gear… until after the election.

  • Reality check, aisle 2!
    June 8, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Nobody that supports this blog has disposable income to spend on tattoos. Also, good job raking this dude’s business over the coals! At first I felt bad for him, but at this point it’s obvious he deserves it, so I’m glad that your original hit piece is going to travel much farther and wider than the retraction.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    June 8, 2020 at 7:29 am


  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    June 8, 2020 at 7:00 am

    Yo yo yo knome sayin, where’s the white wimmin

  • Jewmerica
    June 8, 2020 at 12:18 am

    If your looking for attention get a tattoo, TB the pedojew says. Thank God he don’t teach anymore.

  • No Mask Needed If You Protest
    June 8, 2020 at 12:04 am

    Floyd was a criminal, and had he been living an entirely different lifestyle, he would be alive today. He made his bed to sleep in. Had the cop not suffacated him, Floyd would have ended up dead sooner than later. I know what you are trying to do. You are tyring to tie in what the cop did, and eliminate any other culpability on Floyd’s side. That is called manipulation. There are always two sides to every story, and Floyd put himself in this situation. Time was going to catch up with him, and it did. The cop merely became the key indicator that caused his death. Had it been a gangbanger, drug dealer, or a shop keeper shooting him, NONE of these rioters and destruction would have occurred, and the low,rent liberals would be still be out there doing what they do best. Floyd’s death gave them a reason to destroy. This is all BS.

  • Black Privilege Has Its Privileges
    June 7, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    Five time convicted felon being held up like a pillar of virtue. Had Floyd been White, the world would be saying good riddance to him.

    • Judge dread
      June 8, 2020 at 12:31 am

      These protests have nothing to do with felon George. It has everything to do with black supremacists, idiot programmed college aged kids, people who hate themselves cuz they are white, and black people who hate white people.

      These riots were planned to happen during the RNC, now that the RNC moved out of NC to a new unknown destination (good move by trump), the foot soldiers were giving their marching orders to start rioting, looting, and marching country wide within 2 days of the death of the drug addicted felon George who died of a heart attack/excited delirium due to being speed balling on meth/fent and having his oxygen supply reduced.

      This shit was planned from the get go to happen at the RNC but the communist operatives and DNC funded BLM and private funded ANTIFA were given orders to deploy days after this event. No one gives a shit about him, it’s all about insurrection because the democrats failed at everything else to unsit trump.

      How else do you think 141 cities could be looted last weekend in the span of 48 hours if this wasn’t coordinated from the get go? They will not stop. Expect targeted assassinations and fire bombings just like the weather underground did in the 60s. Bill Ayers types but their black and they will say it’s all the white mans fault. Great way to re-elect DJT you fucking idiots.

      Keep it up. They want the police to use live rounds in order to blame trump. They won’t. The protesters will get more radical and violent, further distancing themselves from independent and regular dem voters, who will stay home and not vote cuz Biden and democrats support all this terrorism.

      As much as I would love to see live rounds used on ANTIFA, the best thing is to let them do what they wanna do, let the dem governors release them without bail, let the dem govs keep lockdown, let the dem govs support the domestic terrorists, for the whole country to see what the dems are all about.

      I want to go to the next riot and hand out bricks with BIDEN 2020 printed on them.

      Landslide 2020. That’s all I have to say.

      • Adjust your tinfoil hat
        June 8, 2020 at 9:16 am

        And maybe quit doing meth.

  • Maybe we should defund the morons. PURGE
    June 7, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    I wonder if old white politicians realise that 90 percent of black males under 50 probably think there some modern version of Preist or Tony Montana. But at least the cops in superfly were dirty not overpaid and under worked moron hacks.

  • Let's go to Cambridge
    June 7, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    Running a business in the Peoples’ Republic of Cambridge and not being a cop hater is a tall order. I honestly wish Shawn well; I saw some of his comments on the live stream last night. If I were a mugger, or interested in doing one or more murders, knifings, carjackings, kidnappings, or home invasions, I’d head for Cambridge immediately. Easy pickings. To any bad guy, Rachel Rollins was the best but now their eye is on Cambridge.

  • Judge dread
    June 7, 2020 at 11:34 pm


    I’m watching the Netflix series “Dope” (2019) and S1E1 the opening scene is Boston EMS going to… wait for it… methadone mile for a fentanyl overdose. The rest of the episode is how they traffic dope into Boston and methadone mile interviews.

    Great job Marty!!!!

  • Just Another Black CRIMINAL
    June 7, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    The fact that he has been held up as a martyr sickens me. George Floyd was not a good person, I don’t care who wants to spin that. I don’t care how CNN wants to make you think he changed his life around.He was just after his sixth or fifth stint in prison.
    He was a career criminal,druggie and deadbeat dad

    • RACE WAR
      June 7, 2020 at 11:39 pm

      There are no “good” blacks. If you can point to a good one that the cops have killed I’ll give you $50. They don’t exists.

  • Electronic Music Head
    June 7, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    I lived in Inman Sqaure in Cambridge about 15 years ago for a couple of years. Fuck cambridge. The only thing good in Cambridge is the drum n bass night Elements at the Phoenix Landing and Make it New at Middlesex Lounge, both in Central Square both on Thursday nights. Otherwise that city can go to hell.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    June 7, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    The owner might be a solid guy but fuck anything in cambridge.

  • Hhhh
    June 7, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    One day just one day without cops. Just one. I really wanna see it. These no cop
    People are nuts

  • Ratchet Rex
    June 7, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    I’ve needed to add a couple new ones, so I will be giving Shawn my business!!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    I’m not going to get a tattoo from them or anyone because I’m not white trash.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 7, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    Shawn, I commend you sir. However with the Defund the Police movement and where you are located, I’d start to look for a new police friendly location. I’m for defunding the police in your town, please do so.
    I say any town that wants to go for it. However when my town does not, do not expect my police force to help your town out. We can play wild west rules. You know Marty is under pressure to do so and I say be my guest. I have no reason to go to Boston, no reason to spend my money there. Wait til tomorrow when restaurants try to finally serve patrons and these “protesters” show up and fuck up they day. I had no idea MLK, Jr. could die twice. Oh wait, this guy was not MLK, Jr? I’d think by the reaction he was.

  • Aris total Own Asses
    June 7, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Can I get tats of her bitch tits on my bitch tits?

    • ames1049
      June 7, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      You already have them. Those are called your nipples.

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