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Fox 13: Police are looking for a beer baron who stole several cases of beer from a convenience store. Arlington PD tweeted pictures Wednesday of the man who stole five cases of Bud Light from a store in the 5000 block of Little School Road. Police say the suspect got away in a gray Dodge truck. Anyone who recognizes him is urged to call Det. Thompson at 817-459-6054.
Oh snap, I know who that is…..
So that’s what Warren Sapp is up to these days!!
This is why we need a Texas Turtleboy. It’s like New England with more guns, beer, and freedom. If we had a Texas following we’d have this guy’s name in 2.2 seconds. How bout it Texan turtle riders – I know there’s some of you out there. Anyone recognize this guy? Long shot, but would be epic to get him on the Live show. I don’t even wanna tell the cops, I just wanna shake his hand. Not even mad, that’s impressive. Guy is probably fun as shit to hang out with too. I’d like to play the Devil’s Triangle with him. The fact that he’s drinking Bud Light and not Hennessy tells me he’s probably not that bad a guy either.
Here’s my question, how the hell does someone by themselves get away with five cases of beer in one haul? You realize how heavy that is? Cops should probably start with the Cowboys roster. After all, they regularly harbor criminals simply because they can run and lift shit.
Free muh boi!!