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If You’re Out On Bail For Killing Your Girlfriend You Probably Shouldn’t Smear Her As A Drunk On WINY Radio Facebook Page


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8 Comment(s)
  • Hu Farted
    September 24, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    Confucius says good job bagging that Genduso pig and remember in China the man cums first and the woman cums second or sometimes not at all!

    • Hu Fartted
      Hu Fartted
      September 24, 2021 at 8:04 pm

      Still can’t come up with your own clever name? Assclown.

      • Hu Farted
        September 24, 2021 at 8:20 pm

        Confucius says boy who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes with stinky finger!
        Also boy who thinks sacred “Handle” on Worcester blog is very important is a Fucking Loser.

  • Buck Breaker
    September 24, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    A gallon of whiskey a week isn’t that much. I’m sure she undercooked his dinner or something and had it coming

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    September 24, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    My ole fucklng lady drinks a gallon of fuckin’ whiskey a week too. All I did was try en get some anal en she calls the fuckin cops en I get arrested for domestics! Fuckin cops arrest me like I’m in the wrong!

  • pppoopoo
    September 24, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    This is just what happens when you let boomers use the internet.

  • Court Reporter
    September 24, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    Who gives a shit about this. Give us your “Hot Take” on the ratchet shitshow in court today.

  • foleyworld
    Matt Dizio shelve stocker from Staples in Woburn, Mass
    September 24, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    This man has done nothing wrong.

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