Social Justice Warriors

Insane SJW Vegans Savagely Attack A New Bedford Restaurant With False Reviews For Holding A Pig Roast To Raise Money For A Dog Shelter – All Because They Don’t Realize Their Cause Is Useless Because People Will Literally Never Stop Eating Delicious Meat

You know what I hate? Fucking militant vegans.

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I was thinking to myself, as the pork shoulder grease, from my 12 lbs slow-cooked carcass of deliciousness, was dripping down the side of my mouth, “You know SSTG, you haven’t had a good SJW post in a while.”

So, I took another bite out of my oinker crackling (that’s the fatty part that holds most of the pig’s traumatic memories) and decided it was time. Pigs are smart. I can taste their intelligence. NOM.

At the end of this I want you all to take a picture of your meat dinner, say you’re eating it because of these stupid vegans, and post it in our Facebook comments! That way they go to sleep tonight knowing they caused the death of something they hold more dear than someone’s hard work. 

The Farmer’s Kitchen is this incredible little spot in New Bedford that makes all this amazing food from locally-sourced farms. I’ve been there. It’s friggin’ incredible.


Well, they are huge animal fans, meaning they respect the animals that they serve, grass feed the cows, and donate to local shelters. In order to donate some flow to neighboring Fairhaven’s dog shelter, they decided to have a pig roast. $25 a head, all the delish pork snacks you can eat. Amazing. They aren’t a meat conglomerate- they are food nerds that actually respect the shit they serve.

 

 

 

When I went to go and check the date on the event, which I sadly missed, the craziest shit caught my eye. The business had been targeted by militant vegans from anywhere but here. These fucktards  were tanking the business ratings, because they were mad that a giant swine was going to be fed to people in order to save others.

Let me just break something down for you. We are HUGE animal fans here are TBS. We are constantly calling out animal abusers. Like Jonasia Simpson. She’s the one that microwaved that poor baby turtle. The idea that we can’t enjoy something delicious, because you think every life is precious, is fucking stupid. As long as an animal is used entirely – I’m cool with it. If pigs are so smart they wouldn’t be dinner, got that? If you actually torture an animal we have a problem, but, these type of vegans think that fish tanks are cruel. They are the dumbest humans alive and should be fed to sharks at the aquarium.

Most of these assholes don’t even live in the state, and chose to shit all over someone’s livelihood, because the didn’t like something that was happening across the world from them. You know the ropes people. They go low. We go high. Go send The Farmers Kitchen some love. They had to shut off their immaculate ratings because they wanted to raise money for a shelter. I wish they would turn them on so we can give them a boost but I understand why they shut it off.

The restaurant even said to some of the trolls that the vegetables, the dumb vegans were eating, were exploiting brown children in third world countries. This is true. The vegan douchebags spun what he said and called him racist to fit with their narrative.

You know what’s funny about militant vegans? The only friends they have are militant vegans. None of them fit in socially. I have known two vegans my entire life that weren’t know-it-all friendless pussies. I think is the best thing about these people is that they waste all this time an energy for something that will never change. Oh, bravo. We don’t cage animals in Massachusetts anymore. Their entire life is wasted on a complete failed mission. They hate more than racists. They don’t get another chance with a new life. They are fucking useless during their entire duration on this planet. I take a level of sick satisfaction enjoying their failure every night at dinner time. What is it like being a social pariah to the point of complete loneliness and misery?

I did find some local assholes to shame though! Let’s meet Shannon! She can’t keep a job, found someone to manage to knock her up, and is probably one of the dumbest slags I’ve ever seen.


Hey Shannon, tonight I was going to make a veggie stir-fry but now I’m going to go and buy some innocent soul to throw in it. Way to contribute to murder, asshole!


Oh yes! It’s just the cute animals we have hearts for! Let me break something down for your mush brains. Animals, which aren’t domesticated, serve a purpose. That purpose is to feed things higher on the food chain! You will never hear me complaining about a family in North Korea eating a dog because, if you’re eating a dog, chances are you’re going to be using the whole animal to feed your family. However, dogs, cats and bunnies don’t really have a lot of delicious meat on them so they aren’t really used for food. I don’t give a shit if it’s cute – I’ll eat it if I’m hungry. I have thumbs and that makes me better than most things on my plate. I recently tried marinated chicken hearts. It made me feel like a warrior.


Next up is Leslie Canto! She’s from New Bedford and looks like she took a frying pan to her face.

Awe, she picked a guy who looks like a junky tree stump to fall in love with!

Here is a picture of The woman that made Leslie! She probably should have eaten her young but, when your kid looks like a melted candle, it’s probably hard face it on a plate. I see saggy funbags are genetic!

Now I am going to show you a bunch of these idiots for you to laugh at. After you’re done boosting a local business (who should totally advertise with us,) I, under no circumstances, want you to go and leave negative reviews at their jobs or businesses. Again, don’t do that. Even better, don’t message them and laugh at them for fighting a totally useless cause and failing at being smart. I would really dislike it if these people got a taste of their own animal byproduct-flavored medicine. Have fun Turtles!


Ontario.

Being a vegan gives you body acne. Good to know.

Mitzi, huh? Have some white privileged.  She looks like she’s waiting for a cock to come flying at her.

Sea Shepherd? You mean three seasons of a Whale Wars that accomplished NOTHING?

Lybi should have her kid taken away for abuse. Vegans are known for forcing their beliefs on their children and making them starve!

He popped over here from England!


And last, but not least, SPECIESISM.

Kill it with fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • The Pig Executioner
    June 15, 2017 at 10:48 am

    I had a vegan employee once who came to work boasting about the new sneakers her husband bought her that had absolutely no leather or animal byproducts. I looked at them and they were basically made out plastic and polyester…man-made materials. I asked her if she realized that they were not natural and the plastic stays in the environment forever, long after she discards them…she looked at me with a sullen face like I was a downer and she hadn’t thought of that…I think she teaches some course now at Hampshire College. What she really needed to do was check out Carl’s in Oxford for a bacon and egg breakfast.

  • SJWHater101
    June 3, 2017 at 9:26 am

    Vegans are full of shit, and this blog proves it. Everything humans consume was once alive, whether it be plants or animals, and these jackasses thinking is so ass backwards there’s no amount of common sense that would make them see otherwise. Much like fascists and nazis, they’ll do their best to make it seem their way is the right way, when in reality it’s anything but.

  • AmericanJedi
    June 3, 2017 at 7:37 am

    Vegans are complete asshats. They don’t even realize that they actually cause more harm with their “humane” choices than any meat eater ever could. How? Well…

    1. Producing their food actually kills more animals. They seem to forget that there are various insects, birds, rabbits, mice, snakes, etc living in the fields that grow their food. That big farm machinery kills a lot of living animals. One pig can feed quite a few people but a lot of animals have to die to produce theirs.

    2. Just because something’s organic doesn’t mean it’s pesticide free, so that’s killing yet more animals.

    3. There is just no way that enough produce could be grown to feed the entire population of North America. Not without mass deforestation. Which would kill off a great many animals due to habitat loss and dwindling food sources.

    4. These asshats also like to scream about climate change. Farm mancinery isn’t exactly environmentally friendly. The production of their food releases more way carbon into the atmosphere than a livestock farm ever could.

    For a group that likes to go around preaching about how every animal’s life is precious they sure dont seem to mind killing it off in the name of a diet that they only follow so they can feel special and superior to the omnivores.

  • BlackandWhite
    June 3, 2017 at 5:30 am

    Vegan anarchists are the worst.

  • itsjustme
    Itsjustme
    June 3, 2017 at 3:20 am

    If God didn’t want us to eat animals he wouldn’t have made them taste so good.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 3, 2017 at 1:31 am

    I’ve been saying it for years now – just because a carrot doesn’t scream when you chop it up, doesn’t mean it was any less alive, and doesn’t make you morally superior either.
    Stop anthropomorphizing animals, it’s a slippery slope.

  • alexc
    June 2, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    LOL, Turtleboy is such a loser.

    I guess this worthless post is all he had time for — afterall, he’s busy suing facebook. How’s that going turtleboy?

    We own this guys head.

    • Goose
      June 3, 2017 at 1:33 am

      You know, I’ve been seeing these passive-aggressive, vaguely threatening (indeed, oftentimes overtly threatening) for quite a while now.

      Except… nothing ever happens to TB. Oh, geez, I’m wrong. Sometimes the FB page is temporarily suspended. THE HORROR.

      So is the apocalypse really, *really* nigh this time?

    • First Time Caller
      PhilSimmsSucks
      June 3, 2017 at 6:49 pm

      No, Alex. You give head. You unwashed pussy.

  • Brian Boucher
    June 2, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    most make ups, canyons, plastic bags, ply wood, fireworks, computers, condoms, nail polish,tools, candles, tooth paste, paint, perfume, wood glue, shampoo conditioner, fabric softer, tires, film, deodorant, soap, all use animal fat. do these vegans use or live in any of these things ? wild pigs or boars will destroy all the vegetation in the living area what would we do with them to protect vegan food supplies ? would they let beef cows go wild or care for them ?

    • alexc
      June 2, 2017 at 11:41 pm

      This is not English.

    • itsjustme
      Take a shower
      June 3, 2017 at 3:17 am

      Have you seen their skin? I don’t think most vegans use any of that stuff, I doubt they even use soap. Have you noticed most of them look like heroin addicts, or that they haven’t bathed in weeks? Probably because they haven’t. The few I’ve known in my life I knew before I asked or they told me because I could tell by their skin/appearance and all of these people except for one, the bleach blond bimbo at the end, (I bet her stuff is all animal free haha) all had the same look about them.

  • Cleavon Buford
    June 2, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    So they want us to stop eating animals because it means killing animals…

    So what do they think will happen to all of the farm animals being raised for food right now if suddenly we all stop eating meat?

    Oh thats right, they’ll be slaughtered because the farmers aren’t going to shell out tens of thousands of dollars to keep those animals alive if they aren’t getting some kind of financial return. They won’t allow them to procreate since they no longer serve any purpose for humans, and they sure as hell won’t set them free because most of them wouldn’t know how to survive in the wild, and the ones that can adapt quickly (pigs mostly) will become a major pest for vegetable farmers (just like wild boars are in various places around the US).

    Good job vegans, you support mass animal genocide because you’re too fucking stupid to actually think about the consequences of your agenda.

  • JoeMomma
    June 2, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Those plants you are eating were once just as alive as that pig…….Mother Nature killers!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    June 2, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    Animal rights extremists were the precursors to the SJWs. Narcissistic, zealous fascists that want their totalitarian views imposed on everyone else.

    They would all have made good little Nazi’s or Stalinist’s had they been born 60-80 years earlier.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    June 2, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    They all just proved the whole point , idiots.
    Now I am going to go get a pig and have a roast , thanks vegan idiots. Canine teeth are not all about kale.

  • Jack Mehoff
    June 2, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    So I just came up from my garden, it’s doing nicely! My spinach looked great so I repeatedly ripped tender leaves off the small plants, chewed and swallowed them. I wondered what the plants were thinking – am I next? Is this ugly fat guy gonna rip my leaves off just because I taste good? Is this fair? Where’s MY safe space?

    The wind was blowing so I couldn’t see if the spinach plants were quaking in fear of me or crying? Do plants cry? Are you Vegan? Think about that…

    then go fuck yourself.

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