Internet Lawsuit Of The Day – Braindead Burnout Takes 1 Year and 8 Months To Realize Her Dumb Comments Defending Prenatal Pot Use Is Featured In SSTG’s Blog, Gives Us 24 Hours To Take It Down Or She’s Calling Her Lawyer, Randy, And Seemingly Does Not Understand What Harassment Is
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Uh-oh, fam, looks like we got another lawsuit on our hands!
This time we’ve really done it – we’ve defaced a classy young lady and somehow broken the Geneva Convention – because we are INHUMANE! Randy Zelin sure sounds like the name of a man who doesn’t fuck around. The blog in question here is one of SSTG’s from nearly two years ago, so it’s perplexing that she is just now giving us 24 hours to take it down, or Randy’s going to tear into us like a half starved pitbull chained up to a stoop in Fall River. But really, you guys, Samantha didn’t write any of those comments, and she has proof.
Well, that clears it up. She’s never owned an android. Except for the whole, “the screenshots make no indication they were sent from an android” bit.
Yup, because this broad doesn’t ever post ignorant or ratchet things to the internet. Ever. Must be invasion of the body snatchers – Facebook comments edition.
She seems like a fine young woman, responsible mother, and conscientious citizen of the interwebz for sure.
Since Abi ended up out sick with yet another case of the nuclear taco shits today, I was manning the desk this morning, which is unfortunate for Samantha, because unlike Abi, Bristol don’t play that shit, homie. And although I’m not quite certain what prompted Ms. DogFilter Dicksnatcher to message us after her idiocy had been fully featured on the Turtleboy wall of shame for nearly 2 years, I did have my best guess:
She never denies the DCF bit. Interesting. Either way, I think this is actually it for us, fam. Randy Zelin is coming for us. It’s been real, while it lasted. I really wish Abi would get her IBS under control already – I just don’t have the people skills that desperate chubby ginger is blessed with.