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Jilted Webster Lovers Get In Physical Altercation At McDonald’s Parking Lot, Call Turtle Rider A “Stupid Cunt” For Filming

Don’t worry, they’ll be back together by Friday at the latest. This is what relationship building looks like in Webster.

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Meanwhile in Webster, a turtle rider sent us this video after she witnessed a woman get tossed the ground by her boyfriend in the McDonald’s Parking lot in Webster, and then confronted him:

Just another Wednesday at the Webster McDonald’s.

We don’t know anything about their relationship history, but she mentioned him calling the cops on her and getting a restraining order. So clearly we know they are in fact from Webster, and chances are they made sweet Scorpion Bowl love after meeting at the Wind Tiki a few years back. And as you can see, their love has truly blossomed since then. No big deal, they’ll be back together by next week. Every once in a while lovers get in a physical altercation in the McDonald’s parking lot. In Webster they call that relationship building.

Gotta love how her biggest concern after being tossed to the ground in public in front of her children is that she broke a nail too. Then this guy, whose name is more than likely Randall, turns into a hardo at the end when he realizes he’s about to become Turtleboy famous:


“Don’t fucking film us you stupid cunt.”

Hey, here’s an idea Randall – don’t turn the Webster McDonald’s parking lot into your audition tape for the Maury Povich show, and then maybe people will stop taping. Because generally people only start busting the cameras out when they see something that’s so debaucherous it has to be shared with Turtleboy.



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16 Comment(s)
  • Webda trash
    October 24, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    I dont think they know what debaucherous means lmao. Very uncivilized humans. Wish you’d put this girl on blast. She’s town garbage. Doesnt even talk about her 3rd child. Creep her facebook lmao.

  • hmmm
    December 22, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    Amongst other things she’s a turtle rider!

  • unknown
    December 22, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Don’t feel bad for the hood rat seems like she’s doing all the pushing. I think someone should look into her robbing the Webster first.look it up she’s got a record of being an assessory for an armed robbery with her ex husband.someone needs to be sterilized.

  • concerned taxpaying citizen
    December 22, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Why would anyone let her have her kids, even for one second..broken system anyone else worried for the kids safety

  • unknown
    December 22, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Her name is Samantha olney he is David White. Pretty much known to both Oxford and webda also DCF.Heard she’s pregnant and keeping this one.Her first born is adopted after DCF had enough. Definitely a hood rat from the tracks.

  • terriblet
    December 21, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    so at 0.06 in.. is she wearing a thong in the middle of winter… just wondering….

  • December 21, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Dec 21st McDonald’s lovers arguement. They are bad news. She deals drugs with her daughter in the car. She dies drugs and is pregnant. She a Losers , as for him don’t know his story but they live in oxford.

    • PW
      December 21, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      I think you just described most of the towns south of Worcester via Rte. 12 or 146.

      • Jackie Bradley Junya
        December 22, 2016 at 1:07 am

        146? I don’t think Millbury Sutton Whitinsville is anywhere near the level of Auburn Oxford Webda.

  • Twat tickler
    December 21, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    You sure they didn’t meet at the Fuzzy Grape?

  • Noseface
    December 21, 2016 at 4:59 pm


  • My mother can be my wife too
    December 21, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    The inbred look and behavior again. The closed mill life, left it’s legacy from decades ago.

  • Wabbitt
    December 21, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Based on first hand reports, one of the female employees said hello to the guy, and the woman proceeded to start beating on him in the lobby. The fight then made its way outside, where the guy threw her to the ground.

    • Tina
      December 22, 2016 at 7:15 am

      Where WE her little girl was she left in the car while they were in mcdonalds or was she with them in mcdonalds.

      • Wabbitt
        December 22, 2016 at 10:50 am

        That I don’t know. I wasn’t there, but was informed by one of the employees who was on duty.

  • Can't take no mo
    December 21, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    Getting bombarded with white trash America today… Please no more

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