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Joe Petty And Jim McGovern Knocking On Doors For Hillary Instead Of Bernie Shows Just How Full Of Shit Them And All Their Followers Are

Joe Petty And Jim McGovern Knocking On Doors For Hillary Instead Of Bernie Shows Just How Full Of Shit Them And All Their Followers Are

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Super Tuesday is coming up soon and Massachusetts voters get to cast their vote in either the democratic or republican primaries. Trump is going to win Massachusetts by a landslide, which is why Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz haven’t bothered coming here, so it’s kind of pointless for Turtleboy to vote in the republican primary. Instead, we’re taking a D ballot and doing the only thing we can do – voting for Bernie Sanders. Sure, his free college, free vacation for Dads, and free everything else plan might seem a little zany, but that’s exactly what we want in this election. We wanna blow this thing up. Politics has been a joke for a long, long time, and it’s about time the political establishment got punched in the face like this.

Bernie is the more progressive of the two democratic candidates on basically every issue except for gun rights. Naturally then you would assume that the Worcester progressive establishment would get behind him, right? LOL. Wrong:

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Oh look, two established, well connected, wealthy white guys knocking on doors for one of the wealthiest, connected white people in the United States. This is what progressivism looks like. I wish they would’ve come to my house so I could laugh at them, but I live in a section of town they’ve probably never been to before. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Worcester doesn’t need a chief diversity officer. We just need to tell the so-called progressives who run the city that maybe they should let some people of color join their inner circle. Nah, wouldn’t wanna do that. That would require giving up some of their power, and that’ ain’t happening.

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I LOVE the comment this guy left under their too:

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LOL. “In my lifetime I will have had the privilege of electing the first African-American and the first Women President.”

Someone get this man a cookie and five progressive points, stat!!! He’s earned it. Did you know he voted for the black guy? And he’s white too!!  See, he’s one of the good ones!!! Oh yea, and he also helped to elect Petty and McGovern, who just so happen to travel in almost exclusively white, male circles. If that doesn’t scream, “I’m making a difference” then I don’t know what does. Doesn’t look like poor Craig was invited to Petty and McGovern’s $500 donation fundraiser though:

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Oh look, 46 names, 40 of which are wealthy white people. How progressive of them!!!

Here’s why they are campaigning for Hillary – because they’re all part of the same machine. And if they want stuff for their districts, they have to back the winner. Because Hillary is keeping a list of who has her back and who doesn’t. And you don’t wanna end up on Hillary’s bad list. Just ask Vince Foster.

The bottom line is that anyone who calls themselves a progressive or a liberal and isn’t voting for Bernie tomorrow is completely full of shit. Kind of like Petty, McGovern, and people who brag about voting for the black guy when they were just planning on voting for whoever the democrat was anyway.

 

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16 Comment(s)
  • Godless Commies
    March 1, 2016 at 1:36 am

    Communist vs Socialist. Which method of death do you prefer?

  • Jake from State Farm
    February 29, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Pretty goofy Craig ……

  • Web Hubbell
    February 29, 2016 at 9:13 am

    Craig POLEdancer is employed by the WHA – his vote is bought and paid by the union

    Craig Polewaczyk is a member of Local 33 Roofers Union in Boston, MA.

    Craig is employed by the Worcester Housing Authority.

    He also hates fake butter!
    Craig Polewaczyk of Worcester was recently disappointed after taking a bite of a bagel ordered with butter. He complained that it didn’t taste like butter and was told he was right. Even though 1) he asked for butter and 2) his receipt said “butter,” the bagel was schmeared with margarine. No apology or refund followed. .

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    February 29, 2016 at 1:04 am

    Careful with that Vince Foster reference – it’s an antique.

    • BobnMic
      February 29, 2016 at 1:22 am

      I hope you were not referencing that idiot Vince Foster reference to me there wabbitt. Please? The idiot that killed himself? Not my bag baby.

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        February 29, 2016 at 12:00 pm

        Being that I didn’t reply to your comment – no.

        TB literally made a Vince Foster reference in the next to last paragraph…

        • BobnMic
          February 29, 2016 at 12:20 pm

          Gotcha. My bad. Misinterpreted the post. I apologize.

  • BobnMic
    February 28, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Mayor Puddy was ringing my door bell today dropping off a Hillary brochure I shit you not. I peeked out the window and could not believe what I saw. So I lifted the blinds and dropped trou and did pressed ass ham on window. Plus let a big one go. It was right after scrambled eggs, bacon and a mimosa.

    I did this because I love America…

  • The Walrus
    February 28, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    It’s kind of scary when I agree with Turtleboy but he’s 100% correct in this case. No self respecting progressive can vote for Hillary over Bernie.

  • juror seven
    February 28, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    Just like Santa Claus these two elves are making a list and checking it twice. Nothing random about who’s door bells they’re ringing. All good party people.

  • Del Griffith
    February 28, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    **Bernie is the more progressive of the two democratic candidates on basically every issue except for gun rights.
    Ummm, no, he’s a fucking communist. He passed socialist progressive about sixty five years ago. I am surprised to see Jim “Havana Daydreamin” McGovern stumping for the fat lesbian in the Chairman Mao suit though. based on their trips to Cuba, Nicaragua and the USSR I always figured he and Bernie were, how you say… “Communista simpaticos” Go figure

    • Diamond Merchant
      February 28, 2016 at 7:39 pm

      Well ok then

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      February 29, 2016 at 1:02 am

      Time for another round of “I Don’t Understand What a Social Democrat is.”

    • Soicialism is the Death of America
      February 29, 2016 at 8:18 am

      Fuck socialists and their public roads, public transportation, public libraries, police departments, fire departments, public schools, and most importantly. FUCK THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY. God damn commy bastards need to get out of our country.

  • BlackandWhite
    February 28, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    waitaminit … the Fitchburg loonie didn’t make the list??
    Dang!

    I hope they go door-to-door in Lincoln Village for an eye opener.
    Fat chance of that happening.

    • Godless Commies
      March 1, 2016 at 1:32 am

      This poll? How bout the next one read: Who do you want to win? Iran or Iraq?

      None of the above!

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