Breaking News – Juisy Jasiel Correia “Get Money, Fuck Bitches” shirts are now available in the Turtleboy store by clicking here. Would be a damn shame if these became a bestseller in the Fall River area. Would hate to see Juicy Jasiel’s face once he sees someone wearing one of these in public. Oh well, if he insists on being a criminal Mayor and making Fall River an even bigger joke than it is already, we’ll keep letting him know what every day people think every time they see his face.
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Um, who are these shirts supposed to appeal to? Was Uncle TB in a recent serious car accident? Someone might want to check. Ratchet “journalism” at its best — or worst. Really brilliant fundraising idea (I’m being sarcastic if you can’t figure it out). The local mainstream media will embrace and respect this.
Man if you had a 4XL I would buy it in a heartbeat I’m a big fan of turtle boy lol how about another story on Meghan Demers? just love that girl
Your not jewish don’t play the Jew card.
How about a story on how sweet Jenny Fernandes is holding up through all of this turmoil? With pictures. Noodz would be a plus.
What kind of sick fuck would down vote lovely Jenny?
Trigglypuff?
Hadassah?
Mary Ellen Sykes?
Maud Gorman?
So many suspects. So little Jenny
Listen I get that shirts like this funny and some people will buy them. However in the long term you need to sell shirts and sweatshirts that men and women can wear in everyday situations. Like I said in the past bumper stickers that say things like “We are all Turtleboy” or “Turtleboy Life”. I don’t know I’m not a market person but you get my drift right? That green hoodie that just says turtleboy is awesome. More stuff like that to add to the store. I am certainly not saying stop making shirts that say “Make money and fuck bitches” those things do sell. But also add regular normal attire as well and more people like myself (a 42 year old with a wife and a kid and lives in a upper middle class neighborhood) can wear as well. Thanks man just a thought in the hopes you can sell more stuff and keep your dream alive.
Are they still selling Big Dans Pool Table Sheets made from Egyptian cotton.
The profit on these surely will pay your legal bills.
fall river mayor is a GOD to people that no longer have to use the PURPLE BAG.
what if he is innocent?
Voice of Insanity,
You cannot be serious. He has been arrested twice — fraud and extortion. You can’t just Smolley away the evidence with this one. He’s also evades taxes –wishful thinking, but that’s not how being a citizen works.
He’s young and dumb. He’ll get older and stay dumb.
Get Fucked,
Finn
oh my gosh these are the best thing I’ve ever seen
These need to be sent to the mayors office everyday.
I’d be happy to buy one, and then I plan to personally ship it to 1244 Watkins St. in Fall River, MA 02720.