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Julius Seizure Looking For Lawyer To Sue Fall River Police After They Arrested Him For Assaulting Cops While Squatting In Someone Else’s House


This is Dreux with an X Carroll from Fall River.

And according to a relative of his he was the victim of a hate crime by the Fall Rivrer po-po.

The poor guy was trespassing in someone else’s house, had the cops called on him, and then conveniently began to have a seizure right when the cops got there. Instead of helping hi out the bloodthirsty began taunting and beating the hell out of him for some lulz. Poor guy nearly choked himself to death until they put him in cuffs and brought him to jail. And she’s got the pics to prove it!


Man they gave this the works! Choking, slashing, cutting, and they even gave him a hickey for good measure! Looks legit. I’m sold!

Except her story kept changing every time she told it.

So now he only has seizures when the cops come around. How convenient.

Turns out the squatter was her crotch fruit, and she blames pretty much everyone but him for what happened.

“This is why this city is such a mess.”

Imagine thinking that the cops are the reason that Fall River is two steps up from Satan’s asshole? Or maybe it’s the fact that it’s filled to the brim with people like Dreux Carroll who can’t stop breaking the law, see nothing wrong with squatting in someone else’s house, and pretend to have seizures every time they see the cops.

What she failed to mention is that the reason him and his fiend were arrested is because they were squatting in someone else’s house. Shockingly when the cops go there they decided to arrest both of them, and pretending to have a seizure doesn’t protect you from that.

Here’s his version of events.

That is a sentagraph for the ages right there. But the TL;DR is, when the cops got there they should’ve made sure the trespasser (him) was OK instead of arresting him because he has seizures whenever he interacts with police. Of course this is all just a bunch of bullshit because a criminal got caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to do, but he knows that all he has to do is mention black lives matter and everyone will come to his defense.

But some people did notice that the “injuries” don’t match what he described happening.

He now claims that his jaw was wired shut and is looking for an attorney with no luck.

I’m shocked. Seems like a slam dunk case. Especially since the door to the home he doesn’t live in was open.

If the door is unlocked you get to live there now. Those are the rules in Fail River.




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70 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 8, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    Hahaha….. I love the 1st comment about being in pain from the brain swelling. I’ve had (real) epilepsy for 18 years and I’m an RN. Could you get a headache? Sure. Are you disoriented? Yup. Considering these comments were made after quoting the “the other trespassers”? I’m thinking less epilepsy and more scumbag, junkie, squatters caught in the act but hey…. that’s just me.

  • SlideBurn
    August 8, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    ISO lawyer for old playground injury from sliding down hot metal slide on public playground in 1978. Still burns. Still have scar. Can make it look new. Must be Jewish.

  • Sass
    August 8, 2020 at 2:26 am

    Had to stop reading…after the second “…screaming at them…too tight…can’t breathe…broken jaw”. Oh just stfu. You wouldn’t be saying shit if your jaw was broken and you’d certainly have some level of ‘injury’ showing on that mug. At the minimum, swelling. And where’s the cellphone footage?? Take 2!!

  • Pretend Law office of Kate & Peters
    August 7, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    Dreux I know a great pretend lawyer

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 7, 2020 at 9:54 am

    When blacks have seizures and start shaking, does a cloud of ash form around them like pig pen from charlie brown?

    • Snarky Pete
      August 7, 2020 at 10:08 am

      No but I think their lips flap around like Roger Rabbit

  • Only God Can Judge
    August 7, 2020 at 9:11 am

    Out in the burbs parents dream of their children going off to become doctors, nurses, engineers, firefighters, teachers, and technicians. They groom their children from a young age and offer encouragement along the way. Hitting the ghetto lottery is just their version of the American Dream.

  • Snarky Pete
    August 7, 2020 at 8:37 am

    I can’t get over his nose giving me The People’s Eyebrow

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 8, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      Ironic that it’s smelling what the Rock is cooking.

  • Agingcynic
    August 7, 2020 at 8:30 am

    Anyone who uses the word “disorientated” is automatically guilty.

  • Osiris
    August 7, 2020 at 6:05 am

    I believe him, yo. I dunno why, but I do.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    August 7, 2020 at 5:50 am

    Authorities say a progressive group bailed out a convicted rapist who was in jail on more rape charges — and, just a few weeks after his release, he is charged with striking again, infuriating top law enforcement officials in Boston.

    • whatevuh
      August 7, 2020 at 7:02 am

      The group that bailed that guy out is called “Free Them All” You can’t make this shit up

      • AJ Baker
        August 7, 2020 at 10:42 am

        Is that groups last name Deval? As in Freeemall Deval if not it’s an understandable error on my part.

        Axing for a friend do you know if they help other serial sex offenders?

  • Lake Flaccid
    August 6, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    This shitstain and the folks defending him hate Trump. Shouldn’t November be simple?

  • Coach Pedo
    August 6, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    This isn’t me.

  • Animals Are Attacking America
    August 6, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    Filthy third world criminal spic.
    If Biden gets in this animal and many more will rule the streets.
    We are in a civil war right now and civilized Whites are sitting back and doing nothing while our rights are eroded by worthless spics and black sub humans. These filthy animals are not playing and have odious intentions especially for civilized hard working productive tax paying low abiding God fearing White Americans.
    Fck these filthy feral animals.
    Stand up now before its too late.

    • Wrong!
      August 6, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      ‘civilized Whites are sitting back and doing nothing’

      Not true at all, we are all hanging out at your mama’s house! I think you will agree with me, that is doing something.

      • wrong
        August 7, 2020 at 10:50 am

        ^^^ Low intelligence troll can’t even succeed at trolling. Your mama, no your mamas house, no your mama last night, your mama wiff tyrone, your mama… blah blah blah. Brilliant trolling

        • Yo you wrong
          August 7, 2020 at 5:39 pm

          its yo mama!

      • What is a Daddy? Where is my Daddy? Who is my Daddy?
        August 7, 2020 at 11:06 am

        Thats what happens in black “families”.

  • Boe Jiden
    How not to get ahead as a culture...
    August 6, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    1) Play the victim
    2) Fault others for problems
    3) Procure Rich Liberals to believe in said problems
    4) Act incensed and indignant when others disagree.
    5) Silence those who disagree.
    6) Indoctrinate the young via media and education.
    That is how African Americans can not move on in America

  • Honest Question
    August 6, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Honest question, because I’m curious. I’m not trolling at all. What will some of you commentors do if Joe Biden wins the election in November?

    I swear to God I’m not trolling – I don’t even think Biden will win, personally. How will you react? Thoughtful replies would be cool but feel free to talk shit or whatever you have to say to make your bad day better.

    • Go Boons Go
      August 6, 2020 at 10:07 pm

      I will probably do that same thing i do everyday; cruise the heavily wooded rest areas of interstate rest stops.

      • GO boons Go
        August 7, 2020 at 11:08 am

        One hundred children have reportedly been shot in Democrat-controlled Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to this point in 2020 alone.

        CBS3 reports the shootings have resulted in numerous injuries to children, as well as death.

        Great news get em young save White Tax payers millions

    • it will be fun
      August 6, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      Laugh and laugh and laugh as senile Joe Biden’s dementia has him rambling like the rapist moron he is and drink twice every time Biden loads his diaper on camera and 3 drinks if Hillary collapses on camera with metal objects falling out of her pant-suit, drink 4 times for every new country Russia annexes like Crimea and be ready for ISIS to reform and take over Iraq. It can’t be any worse than bath house barry’s 8 years of stoned golf and gay sex vacations without his family. BTW how is Reggie Love doin? We know barry’s drug dealer Gay Ray was murdered.

      • haha ha
        August 6, 2020 at 10:40 pm

        • Joe Curtatone
          August 7, 2020 at 8:44 am

          B bigest
          I idiot
          D democrats
          E ever
          N nominated
          biden is a corrupt moron

    • Sal O’Mal
      August 7, 2020 at 9:14 am

      Move as quickly as possible to a red state. Most likely a conservative part of Florida, second choices South Carolina or Texas. We will rent there and leave our home unoccupied if need be. Take our elderly parents with us. Luckily I work remotely so no worries about employment or income.

      • Yeah, but
        August 7, 2020 at 1:06 pm

        Wouldn’t you be too scared to leave your home unoccupied with all of the rabid BLM mobs roving around the country looking for property to loot?

  • hartf811
    Baboons in Fall River, the asshole of little Dominica
    August 6, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Nothing that a well placed knee to the knock wouldn’t solve.
    Clear up his tooth rot too!

    • Baboons in Fall River, the asshole of little Dominica
      August 6, 2020 at 8:56 pm

      However, I am not going to do it, I’m too busy playing with my Nazi doll collection and I’m too much of a pussy anyways, as you can probably tell.

      • Baboons in Fall River, the asshole of little Dominica
        August 6, 2020 at 9:01 pm

        Touch a nerve boon?
        I love going to the zoo and watching the lesser apes in Fall River. Apes on the streets, Apes in cars. Big apes, little apes. Sheboons, muy calente too!

        • hartf811
          Baboons in Fall River, the asshole of little Dominica
          August 6, 2020 at 9:04 pm

          Just remember; Dont feed the animals, NEVER stop the car and never have your hands out the windows.

          • Baboons in Fall River, the asshole of little Dominica
            August 6, 2020 at 9:47 pm

            And leave some money on my mom’s nightstand.

        • all talk
          August 6, 2020 at 9:08 pm

          So tough online haha

  • Mike Muppet
    August 6, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    If tooth decay had a face…

    • Snowflake Hunter
      August 7, 2020 at 11:23 am

      Man….this guy is the perfect poster child for our failed public education system and proof that no matter how much $$ we waste on these ‘people’ they will never amount to anything. His grasp on the English language, sentence structure, and especially his use of punctuation is incredible and non existent I honestly don’t think he ever even used even a period. Typos are one thing but this guy and his mother are on a whole different level. They honestly want to be taken seriously? WOW! America isn’t racist, these people are truly just ignorant and dumb. They are given every chance under the sun. The Lib’s throw money at all kinds of groups to help them and all that happens is they are taught how to game the system even more. They don’t want change, they just want to sit on their ass and have the government take care of them from cradle to the grave. Most have no interest in contributing to society and lately when they do get involved they spend all their time trying to destroy America. Funny because many of them or their families came from some from third world shitholes but yet they are actively trying to turn OUR beloved America into the same HELL that they came from! I Truly don’t understand. Imagine being so angry that you are alive and that you hate yourself so much you want everyone else to be as miserable as you? I can’t.

  • The Great Gazoo
    August 6, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    That bruising is caused by sickle cell anemia. Some watermelon and fried chicken will clear it up nicely

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 6, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Epilepsy? Gimme a break. This ninja gots The Black Plague: Part Deux.

  • Dr Brule
    August 6, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Is he blaming the cops on the stretch marks too?

  • Done with this shit
    August 6, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Obvious question- if this loser is in the middle of a grand mal seizure – as his mother/sister says- how the hell is he able to scream that the cuffs are too tight? I have seen a grand mal seizure Barbara. Not possible. Has he started his gofundme yet? Inquiring minds want to know

  • Mike Oxlong
    August 6, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Ah yes, the forward pointing nostrils. Always a key indicator of how far back on the evolutionary track they’re lagging. No injuries below the knees, or we’d have seen pics of the opposable thumbs on his feet. Is there any doubt he’s got a small remnant of a prehensile tail above his ass cheeks? Guard your bananas, Fall River!

  • Allah Board
    August 6, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    When black cops arrest a white guy, is it racism?? I mean why doesn’t it work that way as well? Fucking ape needs to lose oxygen on the next seizure, maybe then he will never squat anywhere but a townhouse 6 ft under… Fucking street cheetah

  • Nurse Jackie’s Stunt Double
    August 6, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    You wanker. No oral surgeon who wanted to keep his license would EVER wire a jaw on a person with a seizure history. They’re old wounds , minimum several days. Just looking for a payday…..

  • Hep C anyone
    August 6, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Looks like crack head jones picks at the scabs he gets from falling on debris in abandoned buildings when he gets high af. The virus and bacteria count in his system must be incredible.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 6, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    This is a travesty! Let the peaceful rioting begin!

  • My cat scratches harder than that!
    August 6, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    For real, Mrs. Whiskers gets me good sometimes.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Green Horn
    August 6, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    New Beige more better then Fall Rive.

  • foleyworld
    Proofreading isn’t hard
    August 6, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    AK, I love the guy, I truly do. But he REALLY needs to stop making fun if rachets’ inability to use proper grammar and sentence structure etc etc.
    you’re no literary Rhodes Scholar there yerself TurtleBoy.

    • True
      August 6, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      Nor any other kind of scholar.

  • Uh Can't Breave
    August 6, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Crybaby pussy excuse for a man is just looking for a hand out. Because fuck working honestly. At least they wired his dumb jaw shut so he can’t scream into a megaphone about how racist you all are at tonight’s anti police riots.

  • North of the Border
    August 6, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Who the fuck is this guy, Deadpool?

    Or Wolverine?

  • Medical Marvel
    August 6, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    This guy might want to donate his body to science. Supposedly he was attacked on the 25th of July. By the 28th massive “road rash” had almost healed. He is a modern day medical marvel!

  • Hajii
    August 6, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    I don’t give a fucx with an X. Hopefully the cops finish the job next time.

    • ghetto grammer
      August 7, 2020 at 5:57 pm

      We know when one uses fucx with an x they really mean it

  • Captain Trips
    New Meth Flavored Dentyne!
    August 6, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Brush your breath, Brush your breath, Brush your breath with methamphetamine!

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      August 7, 2020 at 8:56 am

      you’ll wonder where the yellow went
      when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

  • Captain Trips
    How I really feel about squatters
    August 6, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    I think the cops should verify beyond a reasonable doubt if someone is indeed squatting, then go there, ask them nicely to leave immediately, and if they refuse, walk any kids out, ask again, if they refuse again, shoot the adults, remove the adults bodies, and keep any and all possessions inside the residence for immediate sale. Put the kids in DCF.

    That’s how squatters should be treated. But not in MA! They have more rights than the legal property owners. If you own a property and someone is in there without your permission, it should be the right of the legal owner(s) to use extreme prejudice to remove the assholes immediately.

  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    August 6, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    LMFAO those are old wounds. Looking for a Jew lawyer to sue

    • Boston Irish
      Daniel Carver
      August 6, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      Pavement ape

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 6, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    The guy needs a dentist, not a lawyer.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    August 6, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Taze,billy club,pepper spray.Rinse and repeat.

    • Water Cannon-Grant
      August 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm

      Yea rinse em with the fire hose, bet he and his friends all smell like shit

  • Orion
    August 6, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    This dude looks like he enjoys having his asshole licked. Those are some dirty fucking teeth, too!

  • Two words of advice for Dreux
    August 6, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Milk Bone

  • Fall River Proud
    August 6, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Nice teeth. Ship a dose of H and buy some toothpaste.
    Lying sack of shit.

    • Captain Trips
      Dr. Veddygoombotts
      August 6, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      Brushes his teeth with meth

  • Ever notice
    August 6, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Aidan always believes every written police report, never flows up when video emerges to prove they lie. Where’s the story on the cops whaling on some rando at the Beer Garden then making up an assault, Aidan?

  • Moon over Miami
    August 6, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Why do upstanding,god fearing ,taxpayers always get treated this way.

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