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Junior Slumdog Chillionaire Snapchats Himself Smoking Blunts At Home Then Livestreams When DCF And Lowell Police Show Up

 

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There’s a child in Lowell, who appears to be no older than 9-10 years old, who has been posting videos of himself on Snapchats smoking blunts at home. Snapchat allows you to see where they’re posting from as well, so here’s a video compilation showing all of that.

This is obviously not his first time smoking a blunt.

You can hear voices in the background, so other people are home. This poor kid has no shot at life. None. He can’t be a day older than 10 and his life is already dictated for him. This is the damage that ratchet parents can do to an otherwise innocent human being. It’s not enough that their life is filled with phone calls from creditors, black market EBT transactions, and copious use of the n word. They have to reproduce and destroy another life or 5 as well.

Here’s the video of the neighborhood.

As you can tell from the plethora of satellite dishes, bikes with pegs, and no trespassing signs, the ratchet quota is extremely high in this neighborhood. Also the classic bedsheet curtains will alert any passerby that the property value has never been lower.

Many people would would refer to a neighborhood like this as a “shithole.” Not me though. I’m very woke and progressive so I see this as an iconic expression of culture.

Turns out we weren’t the only ones who found this video, and someone called DCF and the Lowell PD. Of course the little slumdog chillionaire live streamed when the cops and DCF arrived at the crib.

“You see these people tryna book me? N****s is funny man, n****s is really funny man.”

This is why we need some brave legislator to introduce a bill forcing ratchets to get their tubes tied. These creatures breed faster than Loughlin Kennel. If we can force parents to vaccinate their kids, how come we can’t force them to take care of them? Seems liked forced sterilization is the only reasonable solution to this national emergency. If you know who this kid’s parents are, feel free to let us know. Although I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume that they’re not the kind of people who mind being publicly shamed on Turtleboy.

 

 

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64 Comment(s)
  • Liawatha
    March 19, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    This is hardly a national emergency. These are future Democrat voters. God bless them!

  • My Dog Otto
    March 19, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Please don’t compare dogs from Laughlin kennel to these maggots. True story: I bought two Corgis, both awesome dogs.
    The first dog I bought from Laughlin kennel and the other from a award winning breeder. The dog I got from Laughlin was the every bit the dog I got from the breeder and sadly the dog from the breeder passed away from cancer at 8 years old. Luckily my Laughlin buddy is still going strong at nearly 12. If I’d have known about Laughlin and their terrible history of selling puppy mill, inbred dogs I would never have bought one there. I’m glad I didn’t know as I couldn’t imagine life without him. Speaking of inbreds I think that’s what we have going on here in the dump known as Lowell. Once it was a decent milltown where people actually worked for what little they had and didn’t live like animals. Urban blight at its finest.

  • Veggie Cowgirl
    March 19, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Ok. This is a very sad and angering thing to see happening to a little boy and worse knowing that it’s a much larger problem. Ugh! Frustrating and just really sad. I’m on board throughout this whole article until this insane statement:
    “This is why we need some brave legislator to introduce a bill forcing ratchets to get their tubes tied. These creatures breed faster than Loughlin Kennel. If we can force parents to vaccinate their kids, how come we can’t force them to take care of them? Seems liked forced sterilization is the only reasonable solution to this national emergency.”
    You can’t be a serious.
    I mean, I agree that a lot of people shouldn’t have the right to reproduce but do you actually think it’s a good idea for lawmakers to decide who those people are?
    This shit is some eugenic Nazi type ideology. While in theory, I guess I can kind of understand how someone could think it’s a good idea before thoroughly thinking it through but not really.
    How do you decide who and who doesn’t reproduce by law?
    Once you ask yourself that question, you’ll see that it’s impossible to do such a thing without becoming a society of fucking monsters.
    No offense. Just had to do point out that you’re treading in dangerous territory when you start advocating population control by means of sterilization.
    J/S
    Still love you guys though!

    • Black Thought
      March 19, 2019 at 6:28 pm

      Don’t you worry this kids being groomed to rape at a Cosby level that Trump could never reach. One might brag about grabbing it you private the other is going to knock your stank ass out and take it. And I’ll be waiting for sloppies. This kids already assaulting and molesting his classmates if he isn’t Obama owes me a buck I’ll never see.

    • Gina
      March 19, 2019 at 11:40 pm

      And what exactly do you think Planned Parenthood is dope!! #eugenics #killblackbabies

    • The angry taint
      March 20, 2019 at 11:24 am

      is abortion still on the table with this kid…lol

  • ninja turtleboy
    March 19, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    looking forward to a pt.2

  • Dr. Spaceman
    March 19, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    It’s possible that this young boy doesn’t have parents. If the landlord didn’t thoroughly clean the unit after a previous tenant vacated there could have been spores left behind in the carpet or ceiling tiles that remained dormant until they were exposed to moisture. Has anyone asked the current tenant when they first noticed the boy?

  • CrispyC
    March 19, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Jesus this is seriously ratchet. I’m repeating myself…

    Retards having retard babies. It’s the biggest problem in America right now. They are reproducing way faster than the educated population. They have no incentive to stop since the government pays for them to live like this not to mention they abuse it. Average IQ in this country is in sharp decline. The future of the US is a sad picture I’m afraid. We already have these ratchets invading public office and government (Ayanna and Rollins to name a few). It’s only going to get worse.

    We simply need to start giving these ratchets incentives to stop reproducing. Start them all off on some number. Make a system with a plus or minus:
    Minus for every kid you have
    Minus for every crime committed
    Minus for every rap video your family makes and puts on the internet
    Plus for getting sterilized
    Plus for having some kind of job even if it’s Mcdonalds
    Plus for HS diploma
    Etc.

    Let these people get wealthy if they can add up all the plusses and avoid the minuses. It will be a long-term solution and it will pay for itself easily and start to create a change in culture.

    We need an abortion van on wheels like the blood donation trailers they have. THAT will be free and a good use of government money. Park it in the hood and let’s get control of the population in this country. It’s got nothing to do with color. It’s about having a civilized society and a proper culture.

    • Benjie Wall
      March 19, 2019 at 7:29 pm

      I love the spirit of your proposed solutions.
      Maybe we should let states handle it as much as possible? Consolidate all of the little budgets for benefit programs.
      I’d move to a State with you get another row to hoe for every mouth to feed.
      You’d see good clean living real fast, lower conception means less abortions too. I have no problem with a state that pays indigent people’s sterilization, but don’t trust them to make the ultimate decision.

      We need sweeping reforms, and that seems impossible with how entrenched the problem has become.
      Bad behavior is encouraged on both sides until we hit rock bottom, I’m afraid.

  • Big Wick
    March 19, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Kid’s got no parents. He probably has a part-time mama and no dad. Wouldn’t be surprised if he were related to Eliezer Smuttle.

  • Siskel
    March 19, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    He will be dead in 5 years, the all the street cheetahs will be on Fox 25 crying how he was such a good boy! such a caring kid who would help everyone. Its the same fucking story every day. He will be riding his bike down the street some summer night and BAM! right between the eyes.

    • Name game
      March 19, 2019 at 2:58 pm

      So true.
      Since he’s a minor we obviously will never know his real name but I like Niglett.

      • Just sayin
        March 19, 2019 at 8:40 pm

        I’ve known this kid since he was 4. I won’t say his name..but he’s definitely a product of his environment. The entire family is a real ratchafabulus bunch. From the great uncles down to the mama and the cousins. All of them are a special kind of ghetto. They all live off the government or sell drugs, are in and out of prison, etc.

        • Y
          March 19, 2019 at 8:56 pm

          Shocker

        • Nunya Biz
          March 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm

          All I have to say is you obviously don’t know the whole family. Guess it was just an opportunity for you to add in your opinion. Next time know what you’re talking when it comes to his family and their lifestyles.

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      March 19, 2019 at 6:45 pm

      Not to worry, I’m sure he’ll sire a couple of welfare checks of his own before he takes the dirt nap..

  • phong
    March 19, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Blunts are such a waste of dope. If you’re home you should have a bong or vape setup.

    • Concerned Canadian
      March 19, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      For sure they are Phong.
      It’s part of his projected cultural identity to smoke blunts though.

      Weedonomics is not a part of his blunting…other then the inability to purchase high-grade for financial reasons.

    • Old Macdonald
      March 19, 2019 at 7:00 pm

      If you got a couple of keys you can’t really be concerned about “waste”.

  • Oh Shit
    March 19, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    If you want to create a lazy piece of shit give them everything for a free with a bonus incentive for every child they have out of wedlock.
    I like how the baby daddys all wait for their bitches to give them the welfare check so they can buy pot, Jordans and fake gold chains.
    The liberal politicians WANT people on welfare so they can claim their program somehow works but it doesn’t.
    Take for instance the uptick in middle aged white men who are killing their families and then committing suicide, they all do it because they simply can’t afford to provide for their family on what they earn AND pay for everybody elses welfare so they feel guilt and shame and then snap!

    • Concerned Canadian
      March 19, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      Hey “oh shit”

      You sound like a Russian internet troll. America is great, honest hard working people get to live great lives. There is a small minority of people who need the help and support we as a society already decided long ago we would provide. It is unfortunate a percentage of that small minority can be terrible people. This is a great place for entertainment. Try not to extrapolate this rachetry into some affront to white middle aged men.

      • Mayor of Jamestown
        March 19, 2019 at 7:03 pm

        Work or starve.

  • TheCureForHope
    March 19, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    “These creatures breed faster than Loughlin Kennel.“

    You’re killing me….hilarious.

  • juror seven esq.
    March 19, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    I’m trying to think of the movie from about 10 years ago (?) about rebel armies and diamond mining and a bunch of other shit. One of the secondary story lines was about young kids about this doper’s age fighting for some warlord in his private army. Trick was to keep the kids doped up and let them cut people’s arms off. Sad but you don’t have to see it in a movie as long as we have parents (?) and places like Lowell, Lawrence, Brockton, Holyoke, Lynn. Don’t want to leave anyplace out.

    • Barry
      March 19, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      It was a Vice production about General Bucknaked in Liberia. It’s absolutely terrifying.

      • Y
        March 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm

        For some reason, the full video won’t load/post, but here’s another:

      • Let me up, I've had enough
        March 19, 2019 at 2:33 pm

        Blood Diamond – A Leonardo DiCaprio film.

    • Who Cares?
      March 19, 2019 at 7:06 pm

      Yeah it was called General N****r’s Army.

  • hank
    March 19, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    I’ve been saying it for years. Forced temporary sterilization for welfare recipients should be mandatory. The idea that you can’t take care of yourself but will willingly bring another innocent person into the world with little to no chance of succeeding is a crime. Make the bums go to the welfare office like they used to and while they’re there, guys get the snip snip and the baby factories get their tubes tied. Solve lots of societal problems that way. Now what other pressing issues of the day can I help with?

    • deflateddoritodinks
      March 19, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      Was waiting for a job interview in a fertility clinic, and no shit this ratchet asked them if they took Medicaid. Yeah let’s have more kids neither you nor I can afford. No they didn’t fucking take Medicaid.

      • Executive Charlie Baker
        March 19, 2019 at 2:50 pm

        But they do. I have seen it first hand. Haitian couple pulled over on the side of the road while going into labor requesting an ambulance. Expecting triplets from in vitro as they had trouble concieving. Medicaid coverage as they all have. They were nice and decent people. I’m not here to denigrate them but only point out the flaw in the system. They have nothing but yet are given everything. That is 3 more kids that will benefit and that taxes pay for. I pay for bc/bs every week as i am priviliged i guess. I will never pay for any medical costs incurred by me from what i have seen in the field. Medicaid is the best is free and the best coverage a person can have.

      • Me
        March 19, 2019 at 3:34 pm

        Some do, I have a family member that lived in Maine and did several types of fertility treatments. I once asked her how she was going to afford multiple kids, if she couldn’t afford fertility treatments, and she said (not sure if this is true) that you automatically get welfare in Maine if you have more than three kids. Oh the best part, the reason she qualified for Medicaid was because she was mentally ill, and couldn’t work because of that.
        Yet, my sister and brother-in-law, who paid thousands of dollars out-of-pocket for fertility treatments, had to attend therapy, together and alone, and parenting classes just to get approved before they would do any treatments on them. Fucked up.

      • Kevin Lynch
        March 20, 2019 at 8:11 pm

        octomom was on welfare when she used Medicaid to produce 8 more disabled children. For you to pay for

  • Randall Fagman
    March 19, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    pretty typical for colored peeps. lazy fucking scum.violent savages. Is that too harsh for you turtlewimp. RANDALL GUY SUCKS ALL COCKS

  • Randall Guy
    March 19, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    We’ll bee seeing alot more of this thanks to Trump.

    • Randall Guy's Dad
      March 19, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      Randy! Hang up that motha fuckin’ phone and git yo ass out behind that dumpster!

  • Young N**** PUHLEASE
    March 19, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Trump should deal with the Ratchetsaurous Rex’s first. Fuck the illegals. This CHILD looks to be around my kids age and my momma heart is cold as ice seeing this shit. Get me this young child’s mother so I beat the ever living shit outta her!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1/3 of your check
    March 19, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    This is where it goes. Your earnings, your property tax, your sales tax, your excise tax ect ect.
    We support a system that enables and perpetuates the lowest of the low. Politicians to blind or afraid to say or do anything. Ohh wait, we pay for them too. Fantastic

    • Y
      March 19, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      Are we starting to notice a common theme yet?
      For the love all things holy, please stop voting DEMOCRAT!

    • Conan the Grammarian
      March 19, 2019 at 2:56 pm

      Agree to all… except “ect.” THERE IS NO. SUCH. THING. AS. ECT.!!!!!!!

      • 1/3rd of a Composition Handbook
        March 19, 2019 at 7:50 pm

        @Conan
        What do you do? Jerk off to Merriam Webster all day?

    • Concerned Canadian
      March 19, 2019 at 4:33 pm

      Pretty cynical and typical.

      I guess you never think about every other thing in the country that we all pay the government for that you use.

      Have the privilege of owning and driving a car? If so, the road you drive on was paid for by others. What if someone paid taxes but didn’t drive a car? Can you believe how much money got spent on roads that won’t ever be driven on by you or millions of others? Just incredible stuff.

      • Gay Dave
        March 19, 2019 at 5:51 pm

        Love your posts my neighbor from the North.
        I bet you and your pals in Queerbeck have some stories about untraveled roads, a six pack of LaBatts and touching each others meat puppets aye!
        Do you own any Corgi’s? I have two and they’re as adorable as a dick sandwich!

        • Concerned. Canadian
          March 19, 2019 at 7:03 pm

          Haha! Thanks Gay Dave!

          Spot on, save for I’m over in Onterrible and I don’t own any force fucked mutants.

          • Y
            March 19, 2019 at 8:52 pm

            Stay concerned in Canad-Ay, ya herring choker

      • 1/3rd Of your check
        March 19, 2019 at 7:04 pm

        @Canuck
        Cynical and Typical is correct.
        Yes, I understand how taxes work.
        It funds infastructure, government, social programs, public safety, education, military et al.
        However, Those same taxes pay for welfare, housing, food and whatever else the lower class need. There is no incentive to improve their lives. They are beholden to a system that holds them down. Generation after generation with no signs of improvement.

        • Concerned Canadian
          March 20, 2019 at 10:50 pm

          1/3,

          I get your feels. But let’s not pretend that Canadians don’t try our best to always do the right thing. It’s not easy showing the rest of the world how to have kindness in their hearts.

          Specifically regarding immigration into Canada though… we have a merit based system and it’s not easy to come here. We try and vett all newcomers with a fine tooth comb, refugee or otherwise.

          And speaking to America’s protection… if a ICBM comes at Canada, the USA will not intercept. So, uh… thanks… we were heros of WWI and WWII saving Europe, stepping in before the USA. Then we helped out in just about every other silly war the USA engaged in thereafter. And yous won’t even stop a missle for Canada, your second largest trading partner. We do $50B less business than China with yous, and we have 3% of their population.

          YOUR WELCOME!

          • Concerned Canadian
            March 20, 2019 at 10:51 pm

            YOU’RE***

            Frig….

      • Howdy Doo
        March 19, 2019 at 7:21 pm

        Asshole only the people that drive cars pay for the roads through fucking gas taxes. If you don’t buy gas you no pay. Obviously you pay fucking nothing in gas taxes or any other taxes douche since you have no problem paying welfare to hood rats because people that work unlike yourself pay for this insanity.

        • Concerned Canadian
          March 20, 2019 at 10:36 pm

          Howdy doo,

          Oh c’mon, you can’t just call me names and falsely claim I don’t pay taxes.

          The fine people of Onterrible pay a 13% tax on goods and services, which is higher then any state. I won’t rattle off every single other tax of mine that is higher then yours…

          A crazy truth bomb that is sure to leave mental deviststion in it’s wake:

          I’m happy to pay all of my taxes, and if they were higher that’d be fine too. I’m also happy those taxes go to help the less fortunate, however a bit less happy regarding the ratchets.

      • 1/3rd of your check
        March 19, 2019 at 9:05 pm

        Canadians love chiming in on United States policy. The great white neighbor to the north espousing their goodness. It should be honor to have the United States shield you from the third world. But wait,
        https://globalnews.ca/news/5073513/federal-budget-2019-1b-border-strategy-promises-to-get-tough-on-irregular-asylum-seekers/amp/
        It seems that Canada is having a border crisis of its own. Where is your welcoming goodness now?
        As Olympic Stadium is filled with french speaking asylum seekers.
        They are knocking on Canada’s door. Will you listen, and pay for it?

      • 1/3rd of your check
        March 19, 2019 at 10:21 pm

        @canuck
        And further more, your beloved country is spending a billion dollars on border security to get tough on asylum seekers. It seems the United States is not doing a good job being a buffer between you and the third world. Olympic Stadium became a Motel 6 for Hatian asylum seekers. Where is your goodwill and refugee freindly programs now?

      • noah webster from the great beyond
        March 20, 2019 at 11:30 am

        he needs to stop he ruins many of my fine books.

  • Whinycunt
    March 19, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    I was waiting for this. Lol. Fucking kids and fb. Did FB censor babies and blunts the Lowell edition?

  • Barry S Lied
    March 19, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Thanks to Obama for empowering the parents or so called parents. His agenda set relations between races back half a century. He contributed to lawlessness and further enslaved black people with dependence on government programs. Instead of trying to educate and help people he pushed their faces into the dirt and embraced a culture that hurts young people. But what do I know?

    • Randall Guy
      March 19, 2019 at 1:45 pm

      You don’t know much if you believe these people didn’t exist before Obama.

      • Randall is Demented and Sad
        March 19, 2019 at 1:55 pm

        They’ve always existed Randall but they weren’t this bold and entitled. Take the hog out of your mouth when you talk to people. It’s rude to talk with your mouth full

      • RuPaul
        March 19, 2019 at 4:45 pm

        Listen-up you Shit-Skin…find another site to troll before someone discovers your IP address.
        Your dumbass comments are played-out.

    • Y
      March 19, 2019 at 4:59 pm

  • Randall Guy
    March 19, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Why are you creeping on children’s Snapchats to begin with?

  • Y
    March 19, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    “If you know who this kid’s parents are, feel free to let us know.”
    How about you let the kid know first?

    The No. 1 problem in America is absentee fathers.

    • kevins9iron
      March 19, 2019 at 3:07 pm

      FUCKING COMMENT OF THE YEAR!

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