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Meet Taccara Smith: Lowell Stank Tank Whose Crotch Fruit Rips Blunts In Her House On Snapchat


Yesterday NSTB published this blog about this little slumdog chillionaire ripping blunts on Snapface like a hoodbooger chimney.

He even livestreamed when DCF and the cops got there, dropping copious amounts of n bombs along the way.

But kids don’t end up like this on accident. As amusing as it is, it’s actually pretty sad too, because he’s just a kid. And because of his lack of parenting he’s destined to become a statistic. Whatever stank tank this poor kid emerged from is certainly to blame, and more than worthy of becoming Turtleboy famous.

Meet Taccara Smith.

She appears to have fired her son Woody out of out her baby cannon not too long ago. This picture was taken in 2016.

He can’t be any older than 6-7 there, and it was just 3 years ago. He was a completely innocent human being corrupted by a shitty mother who was too busy getting crunk with her girls on the weekend to be bothered with rearing her children.

You’ll never guess what her drink of choice is either…..

Henny. The nectar of the guttermuppet.

Looks like this isn’t the first time young Woody has gotten in trouble either, as other friends and family have already begun the “Free Woody” campaign under pictures of him throwing up gang signs.

Taccara also posted this picture in 2017.

Don’t worry, she’s not pregnant. She’s just celebrating her other raw dog trophy spreading his seed around.

Yup, that’s right. This is what your typical grandmother looks like in Lowell.

“What big eyes you have Grandma.”

The better to not pay attention to you with child.

“What a big fat as you have Grandma.”

The better for me to produce an uncle for you child.

“What big fupa you have Grandma.”

The better to hide you when DCF comes for you child!!

Hopefully Taccara never gets her kid back and he can get the help he needs. You only get one shot at parenting. If you fuck it up this badly then we should tie your tunaflap into a sheepshank knot and prevent you from ever doing this to a human being again.



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68 Comment(s)
  • John L.
    March 21, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    This blog is not journalism by any means. No fact checking but instead you jump to conclusions and make up things on the fly without corroboration. You and your vile posters that hide behind aliases and attack and defame someone simply based upon race, economics, class, or other unsupported allegations are truly an incited rioting mob. This is not protected speech under the First Amendment. It is not morally acceptable and must not be tolerated. Your website is tantamount to hate speech and emulates Nazi propaganda. We all know from our history how that ended for that regime. The only thing that should be aborted is this blog. I hope you have a treasure trove of cash and many attorneys ready
    as I can sense a mighty storm is coming and no shelter will suffice.

    • March 21, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      Wow! Sounds serious! Also, the nicest thing that’s been said about me personally all day (I can’t speak for the other bloggers), so thank you, John L!

  • Dr. Spaceman
    March 21, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Gadzooks! That boy will have the lungs of a coal minor by the time he’s 12 if he keeps this up! It would really be much better to try giving him the edibles. If like most parents you’re concerned about the sugar they do make a variety of sugar free products now.

  • John Blutarsky
    March 21, 2019 at 8:33 am

    All Aboard the Diabetes Express – Choo Choo!!!
    That fat slob is destined to have those big fat feet chopped off. Enjoy, fatty!

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    March 21, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Sweet Jeebus, some people need to be prevented from reproducing. EVER. Like this entire bunch. Hint to the fupapotamus: welfare isn’t a career choice, get an education, get a job, quit flatbacking (baby manufacturing isn’t really an industry) and straighten out your life. The oldest kid is gonna be the prison system’s soon enough; maybe the younger one might have a chance, but not around you. The grandchild? Take the kid away at birth, vasectomies and tubal ligations all around.

  • Ginger
    March 21, 2019 at 7:27 am

    All illegals have to do to get SSI is have a kid after they get into this country. Then the scumbag gets a Dr to document the kid has a “disability”. Asthma and ADHD are two popular ones. Now the government issues a check to the “care taker” of the spawn until it reaches 18. Nice huh? No SSN not a day working in our country yet WE get to support these lazy sneaks with the money that is taken from our paychecks. WTF.

  • Concerned Canadian
    March 20, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    I love to read the articles and drink from this pure ratchety spring.

    I love to read the comments with differing perspectives and privately lol from the hilarious wit abound.

    I kinda love to infrequently reply and tell all the real, actual, commenters who are mad at taxes, and how they are white, to check themselves. These epsilon’s of society wouldn’t make you rage so much if you weren’t deltas who couldn’t make the gamma cut.

    Also, “new” TBS conspiracy theory:

    Some commenters are shit posting trolls trying to get a rise out of the decent readers for their own pathetic political argument lulz.

    • Ginger Steve
      March 24, 2019 at 11:42 am

      Epsilon? This is one of those times when someone tries to post something to sound smart, but really comes off as a complete dumbass

  • Marlin Perkins
    March 20, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Taccara is from the fupal region of Southeast Africa. The indigenous people of that area are well known for their inbreeding as well as other unusual customs such as monkey fucking. Elongated gunts are also very common among the females. Unlike most of the tribes in the region they are known to be lazy and tend to mooch off neighboring tribes. The men always seem to disappear upon the birth of any offspring only to return monetarily to procreate again. It was believed this tribe was extinct at one point but with the 2008 election of Barak Hussein Obama they seem to have made a major resurgence especially in urban U.S. areas.

    • Jussie from ChiTown
      March 22, 2019 at 12:04 am

      You just described Dorchester Roxbury and mattapan yo a T. Way to hit the nail on the head

  • Maury
    March 20, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    If she wants to bring any of the fine upstanding gentlemen who she was definitely in a monogamous relationship with when this handsome young man was conceived onto my show for a paternity test just have her email my producer, not that she doesn’t definitely know who the father is of course.

    March 20, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Dont look now there is a monkey on your back

  • Well, No Shit
    March 20, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Remember the Tylenol tampering/poisoning that took place in the late 80s?

    Wouldn’t it be fucking fantastic for the same thing to happen to Henny today?

    • Y
      March 20, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      Why do they make me pick cotton out of the bottle just to get to the pills?
      That shit’s racist.

  • BitchyBitch
    March 20, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Wise up shitstain.

  • Why???
    March 20, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Is that Oprah? What a disgusting pig.

  • Oliver Titz
    March 20, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    She’s no Ebony Queen cuz she ain’t even gotz a tit tattoo!
    Where’s lil homie get tha money for all da grass he be smokin, his paper route money must be large!!

    March 20, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    What is sick is thst this feral primate will get s full boat schloarship to BU with an 730 SAT for diversitys sake over a deserving white student with 1460. He will get in and say everyone thinks I am an affirmative action student. I had to work twice as hard as a white to get here. In reality he worked twice as hard to get half the score as whites and you wonder why there was a college “cheating scandel”. Its time to do away with all set asides and make addmissions based on merit. No more AA hires either.
    Primates and illegals get all financial aid while evil whitey gets heavy student loans and not hired to to company diversity goals. College is a joke and a form of indentured service for white slaves

    • Thinking Aloud
      March 21, 2019 at 4:52 am

      How about a merit based society?

      • Dicky Retardo
        March 21, 2019 at 10:15 am

        That’s hate speech, you know.

  • Eobard Thawne
    March 20, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Can you imagine what will happen if these types get reparations? All that shuckin an jiving will intensify!

  • Saul Rosenstein
    March 20, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    In 1960, seven of eight immigrants were white people from Europe. By 2010, nine out of 10 newcomers were immigrants of color from outside Europe, and the vast majority were coming under the family-unification provisions of U.S. immigration law. Feighan’s scheme to create a “naturally operating national origins system” had backfired.

    The story of the 1965 immigration act shows that a law can have monumental consequences that neither its backers nor its detractors anticipate. Almost no one realized the legislation would result in a demographic transformation of the United States, with a new population of unprecedented diversity.
    Fuck most of these worthless welfare pigs, what the fuck is wrong with people voting for these democrat politicians they’re all traitors? All liberals are worthless scum, fucking cucks.

  • Now Muliply This By 20 Million
    March 20, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    I don’t really give a fuck about her keeids or their short, chaotic future. I don’t give a fuck about her grandchimps or the fucking thumbprint-looking ultrasound this wheezing, sweating, oozing vulgarsaurus posts on FB. I only care about my kids having to share their lives and futures with the filthy spawn this shitpig created. God have mercy on us !!

  • Melanin Stretch Marks
    March 20, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Fit Black Woman = Pegasus
    Obese Black Woman = Grackle

    March 20, 2019 at 11:30 am

    I’m thinking the BG on her pants stands for BIG GUNTOSAURUS REX or BIG GRANNY! CHANG MY MIND

  • TJB
    March 20, 2019 at 11:22 am

    “Where’s the father,?”……. Good one. Why not ask DHS? They commit their lives to tracking down deadbeat black fathers and forcing them to pay the state back for their bad decisions….NOT! They don’t even try anymore. The solution is coming down…..let’s bring a massive influx of single ‘mother’ SOMALI ” women” into the bay state. Soon Lowell will look like Shirley ave. In revere. L’,il Kabul.

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      March 20, 2019 at 12:24 pm

      So all the Vietnamese moved out of Shirley Ave? Used to work with quite a few back in the day. From my experience they are generally decent hard working people.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        March 20, 2019 at 1:00 pm

        Most vietnamese are hard workers and probably vacated the shithole.

      • Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
        March 20, 2019 at 2:11 pm

        Back in the day, there were so many Victor Charleses and Khmer Rouges in Loll that my Nam vet dad couldn’t stroll down the street without having a flashback. Have they bailed on Loll now, too?

        • Y
          March 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm

          Cambodians are still in Lowell.
          Viets are in Dorchester, and they’re welcomed; they work hard, show pride in their property (no gov’t owned), and they tend to be friendly.

      • Former revere resident
        March 21, 2019 at 8:31 pm

        The vietnamese were/are in dorchester. Cambodians were in Revere/Lynn and also Lowell. Theres still some in Lynn, not so much Revere as they’ve been replaced by dominicans and muslims. As another poster mentioned praise for the vietnamese the same should be said for cambodians. Many hard working people, strong family culture and open to white people and american ways.

  • Richyrich
    March 20, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Seems she needs to get her son to behave, but when people complain about racist posts on TBS, the comments on this one are fine examples of racists going off. Why don’t you clowns form a Klan chapter already

    • Gimme a Break
      March 20, 2019 at 12:44 pm

      Really? They’re just pointing out the obvious. Her continuing the family and cultural cycle of bad choices and behaviors deserves all the shit being dished out.

    • BitchyBitch
      March 20, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Wise up shitstain.

      • Richyrich
        March 20, 2019 at 7:44 pm

        Lol yup. I don’t need to. All I gotta do is look at these posts to prove my point, nimrod

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      March 20, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      We’re working on it. Just waiting for President Trump to approve our 501(c)(3) and we’ll be up and running. First cross burning is scheduled for Juneteenth..

    • The Truth
      March 20, 2019 at 6:47 pm

      Of course you have a problem with with her being called out for being a shitty parent since you raised a loser, heroine addicted piece of shit because you were too busy spending your time watching TV instead of attempting to be even a mediocre father

  • Crispy C
    March 20, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Did this fat fuck really do a professional glamour photo shoot of just herself and that is what she chose to wear? What the fuck.

    Take away all of this bitch’s gov assistance ASAP.

  • Y
    March 20, 2019 at 11:10 am

    No father in sight. 36 year old grandmother…and the cycle continues.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 20, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Where can I donate for more “journalism” like this?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 20, 2019 at 11:43 am

      I believe the donation box is in Syria. Now, if you wouldn’t mind heading there to make your donation.

      Now, off you fuck, there’s a good lad.

    • Oh no you didn’t!
      March 20, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      Taccara’s gonna be bullshit when she wakes up this afternoon and hears about this blog.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 20, 2019 at 10:55 am

    “I’m glad the slaves were freed”

    Said no honest person, ever.

    • Rev. Al Shiptoon
      March 20, 2019 at 11:17 am

      you mean obsolete farm equipment?

  • Woodie in 6yrs
    March 20, 2019 at 10:48 am

  • Barry
    March 20, 2019 at 10:27 am

    What’s her incentive to ever change? At worst it seems she’s temporarily without a meal ticket but that’s nothing she can’t fix in time for Christmas this year. You really can’t blame her anymore than you can blame anyone who acts in their own self interest. The system is functioning exactly as it has been designed. The Ministry of Plenty will provide.

  • Ungawah
    March 20, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Great example of a Jigaboo. Nothing but complete black ass trash. They wonder why they can’t advance in society, but when you look at this example, basically they are one step above eating bananas and swinging on vines. Fucking jungle rats

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 20, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Not even if I hadn’t had it in years, and she was the last woman on the planet.

    The stench of a Russian factory fishing boat emanating from her cavernous vag would be overpowering.

  • Burlando Castile
    March 20, 2019 at 10:18 am

    Black Women are the worst stewards of children. Change My Mind

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    March 20, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Winner winner she eats all the chicken dinners. Jesus ain’t dying for her sons I’ll tell ya that much. I can only hope those children are away from her now.

  • Dem Strategist
    March 20, 2019 at 10:13 am

    There’s simply no way to stop the demographic shift. While your side values personal responsibility, self sufficiency, and financial stability our side is skimming 40 cents on every dollar that you earn. By the time your side makes it out to the nice town with the good school system there might be one or two kids left on the clock. By that time everyone on our side has already had 6 kids and those 6 kids are having their own 6 kids. The most powerful force in math is compounding. Resistance is futile.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 20, 2019 at 10:25 am

      You make a good point.

      So I need to do lots of top-level shagging and produce an entire squadron of decent kids to even the numbers?

      I’m up for that.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 20, 2019 at 10:49 am

      Exactly what happened to the Roman Empire. EXACTLY what happened.

    • WeRFucked
      March 20, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      My user name says it all.

  • It's A Lost Cause
    March 20, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Another day in the subculture called the hood.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 20, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Where’s the father?

    Oh yeah. Never mind. One of the statistical majority of black fathers that skips town.

    Got it.

    • Travis Rearick
      Thomas Sowell
      March 20, 2019 at 10:24 am

      They’ve been incentivized to skip town since the 60s, thanks to the Moynihan report and other liberal social policies. 72% of black children grow up in single parent households because they don’t collect when there is two parents present. It’s getting worse for all children today.

    • Dem Strategist
      March 20, 2019 at 10:43 am

      That’s an statistical fact. You must be a racist for knowing it.

      • Travis Rearick
        Thomas Sowell
        March 20, 2019 at 12:26 pm

        I’m black I can’t be racist! I think the term you’re looking for is “Uncle Tom”

  • Bomb Quinlan
    March 20, 2019 at 10:05 am

    That right there is Lowell in a nutshell. Imagine how Great America would be again if Lowell, Lawrence, Fall River and New Bedford we’re suddenly vaporized???? Toss in West Warwick to make it a 5 bagger and Oh my God! Billions would be saved in SSI and welfare, crime rates would plummet and the World would be a cleaner, better place. And I’m saying this as a reasonable Democrat who’s grounded in reality.

  • Shaniqua Applebottom
    March 20, 2019 at 10:02 am

    She it’s racist for us to shit on her? This is like batting practice. She is one big fat lazy stereotype if I’ve ever seen one. The picture of the two kids screams two different dads. She is morbidly obese from eating what her EBT card has given her and fucks like an animal at the zoo. Prove me wrong Taccara. What a stupid made up name too

  • There Are No Standards In The Black "Community"
    March 20, 2019 at 10:00 am

    I am confused as to why a white privileged turtleboi would be upset by this.
    This is a cultural thing that you wouldn’t and possibly couldn’t understand.

  • Van Helsing
    March 20, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Mountain gorilla in the Hennessey mist.

    • Travis Rearick
      Brian Stelter
      March 20, 2019 at 10:19 am

      I feel like that could be a song

      • y
        March 20, 2019 at 1:14 pm

  • Travis Rearick
    Fupasaurus Rex
    March 20, 2019 at 9:54 am

    *vomiting intensifies*

    • Trey Obama
      March 21, 2019 at 3:26 am

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