Yesterday NSTB published this blog about this little slumdog chillionaire ripping blunts on Snapface like a hoodbooger chimney.
He even livestreamed when DCF and the cops got there, dropping copious amounts of n bombs along the way.
But kids don’t end up like this on accident. As amusing as it is, it’s actually pretty sad too, because he’s just a kid. And because of his lack of parenting he’s destined to become a statistic. Whatever stank tank this poor kid emerged from is certainly to blame, and more than worthy of becoming Turtleboy famous.
Meet Taccara Smith.
She appears to have fired her son Woody out of out her baby cannon not too long ago. This picture was taken in 2016.
He can’t be any older than 6-7 there, and it was just 3 years ago. He was a completely innocent human being corrupted by a shitty mother who was too busy getting crunk with her girls on the weekend to be bothered with rearing her children.
You’ll never guess what her drink of choice is either…..
Henny. The nectar of the guttermuppet.
Looks like this isn’t the first time young Woody has gotten in trouble either, as other friends and family have already begun the “Free Woody” campaign under pictures of him throwing up gang signs.
Taccara also posted this picture in 2017.
Don’t worry, she’s not pregnant. She’s just celebrating her other raw dog trophy spreading his seed around.
Yup, that’s right. This is what your typical grandmother looks like in Lowell.
“What big eyes you have Grandma.”
The better to not pay attention to you with child.
“What a big fat as you have Grandma.”
The better for me to produce an uncle for you child.
“What big fupa you have Grandma.”
The better to hide you when DCF comes for you child!!
Hopefully Taccara never gets her kid back and he can get the help he needs. You only get one shot at parenting. If you fuck it up this badly then we should tie your tunaflap into a sheepshank knot and prevent you from ever doing this to a human being again.
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