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Junior Smokeshow ABC News Meteorologist Ginger Zee Calls Turtleboy “Her Man” On Weather Report About Upcoming Noreaster

Junior Smokeshow ABC News Meteorologist Ginger Zee Calls Turtleboy “Her Man” On Weather Report About Upcoming Noreaster

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Turtleboy Sports isn’t just taking over Massachusetts – we’re taking over the entire country. Check out ABC News Facebook Live broadcast about the upcoming storm. Listen at the 3:50 mark to what this junior smokeshow says when she talks about the storm coming to Worcester:

“Look at Worcester. My man Turtleboy out there, doing well.”

You got that right girl!!

Turtleboy has been in love plenty of times. But I don’t know if I’ve ever been THIS in love before. Can’t say I’ve ever heard of Ginger Zee, because it’s 2017 so when I wanna know what the weather will be tomorrow I go on my iMachine. But it’s safe to say that if she asked to ride my turtle, I’d jump on board with her in a hot minute. So long as she promises to ALWAYS wear those glasses:

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Have mercy!!

But seriously, this is a NATIONAL news broadcast and this amazingly hot woman is casually dropping Turtleboy references to millions of people on Facebook Live. There’s a 1,000% chance Ginger Zee rides the turtle. I don’t know how we hooked her, but we’re glad to have you on board Ginger!! Strap up for a bumpy ride, because the turtle is going all over America!!



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24 Comment(s)
  • JiggaBoo
    January 28, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    I have a youtube channel called
    If you are sick of left wing faggotry, you should subscribe.

  • Wabbitt
    March 18, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Those long legs got me feeling some kind of way…

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 14, 2017 at 11:51 am

    100% Would

  • White Pride White Power
    March 13, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    She’s holding up a book by a black liberal. Hard pass.

    • White Turtle Rider
      March 14, 2017 at 11:39 am

      Yup – if she really wanted to ride the turtle she’d put down the niggerbook and start openly advocating for the white race.

  • Joe Shmidlap
    March 13, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    Yup…she fucks

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 13, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Truth is I don’t bother watching local weather because the weather in Mexico is so much more entertaining. After a fist full of Oxy and the Mexican weather report I’m ready for a day of watching Dr. Phil and eating Doritos!

  • Momo
    March 13, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    100 bucks says she’s referring to the Turtleboy statue downtown.

    • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
      March 14, 2017 at 12:00 pm

      Wow. 100 bucks on No one has ever said “Momo is the life of the party!”

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 13, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    I watch this daily while I’m sanding down a casket and popping pills.

    • Hughbo Mont
      March 14, 2017 at 11:31 am

      Romania. Home of the most beautiful breasted women in the world.

  • Paul Larson
    March 13, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’

    Paul Larson

  • Amanda
    March 13, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Hear that folks? Turtleboy goes national

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 13, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    You’re too late, Turtleboy. She’s married and just had a kid a few months ago.

    • March 13, 2017 at 3:28 pm

      I would definitely be a good friend to her and help her learn how to perform a self breast exam.

      • March 13, 2017 at 5:48 pm

        Bob I know you’re out there still reading this blog and refreshing me for down votes. Can’t wait to go to the bank and see her in person. She’s going to have her heart broken when she sees me… poor lady 🙁

        • Michelle Hazelhurst
          March 13, 2017 at 6:26 pm

          Sounds good to me. Then my heart will match my broken pussy from where Turd fisted me the safe deposit box room. He’s got pretty big hands and I know you’re always saying how you’d fist me too just to see the broken look on his face when he sees how my stench trench looks like a pile of shaved corn beef, but you might just have to use both hands when you finally do give me that fisting I’ve been craving all these years. Or maybe if you drop kicked me in my crusty whiskerbiscuit and got hip deep in there I might feel something.

          • March 14, 2017 at 8:38 am

            It could also be Marie Guilmette from Main Street in Athol or her obese husband Robert Dulmaine.

            Both are junkies who neglect their special needs son. Well, they say he’s special needs for SSI money and they use it heroin.

            She would always get so mad when I used a real picture on FB. I never understood why until I saw what she looked like…… ugh. Horrendous.

  • jose peralta-sanchez
    March 13, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Yo man, why you always talking fucking dead shit homey? I know things was rough in prison but daaaaamn! I knew you was different the first time someone give you a prison bloody mary and you liked it bro! Tredgie, you not only liked tossin’that salad, you liked tossin day old salad! You hardcore old man!!!

  • Duke Westwood
    March 13, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Mmmm… Ginger… There’s a warm front moving through my southern region…

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    I ain’t even gonna lie…I’d take sloppy seconds on that one all day.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 13, 2017 at 3:00 pm

      And by sloppy seconds I mean the 2nd day after that bitch has been dead. I don’t hit that shit while it’s breathing! No, too much work fighting her off. I wait until there’s no fight left. On the 2nd day there might be a lotta gas comin’ out because the body’s breaking down but it’s straight out joy for me.

      • John Galt
        March 13, 2017 at 4:15 pm

        Play it again & listen carefully: did she say “turtleboy” or “turd burglestein”?

      • Biff Tannen
        March 15, 2017 at 4:49 pm

        That may be the creepiest thing I have ever read on the internet.

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