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Junkbox Kills Drug Dealing BF In Sleep At Mom’s House, New BF Dumps Body, Found 6 Months Later, Flees To Burlington Despite Living On Canadian Border, Facebook Page Turns Into Ratchet Shitshow

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MyNBC5: Vermont State Police have identified the human remains found in a wooded area in Highgate. Investigators identified the victim as Troy Ford, 35, of Highgate. Police said they believe Erika Guttilla, 31, of Highgate, shot and killed Ford at her family’s home on Charles Circle before last Thanksgiving. Investigators were at the home Monday collecting evidence. Police said Erika Guttilla and Ford were previously in a romantic relationship. According to court paperwork, Erika Guttilla told a friend she shot Ford in the head while he was sleeping because he beat her, raped her and picked on her brother. Police said they believe Guttilla’s mother, Carmen Guttilla, 60, of Highgate, and Corey Cassani, 28, also of Highgate, were involved with dumping Ford’s body.

Carmen Guttilla was arrested Sunday night. Erika Guttilla and Cassani were arrested about 2 a.m. Tuesday on U.S. Route 7 in South Burlington, just north of the Shelburne town line. Erika Guttilla was ordered jailed on no bail. Cassani was jailed on $25,000 bail. They were expected to be arraigned Tuesday afternoon in Franklin County Court. Carmen Guttilla was charged with aiding in the commission of a murder. She pleaded not guilty during arraignment Monday afternoon in Burlington and ordered held without bail.

Ford’s remains were taken to the Chief Medical Examiner’s Office in Burlington where an autopsy determined he died from a single gunshot wound to the head. According to court paperwork, Erika Guttilla bragged to a friend about killing Ford and burying his body in her backyard. That friend told police Erika Guttilla showed him a garbage can and said Ford’s body was inside. He told investigators Erika Guttilla also showed him a blood-stained towel and mattress. Carmen Guttilla told police her daughter told her she shot Ford in the head. She also said Ford gave Erika Guttilla meth and crack.

“He has to go,” Carmen Guttilla told police her daughter said about Ford when given her mother’s gun.

Carmen Guttilla told police she found Ford’s dead body in his bed at her home. She said the body was dumped in the woods in January or February. Police said two residents walking their dogs Saturday afternoon came across what they believed to be human remains on Darlene Drive.

So, just to review:

  • Drug dealing boyfriend Troy lives with girlfriend’s parents in Highgate, Vermont, which is a small town that borders Canada
  • Girlfriend Erika shoots and kills him in his sleep in November at Mom’s house, allegedly because he’s abusive and she’s high on crack and meth
  • New boyfriend Corey and Mom Carmen help her cover it up, and Corey dumps body in same town they live in
  • Instead of leaving, or making sure the body is not discovered by random hikers in the spring, they continue to live in same house where boyfriend #1 was murdered, until the body is discovered and the cops start looking for them
  • Instead of crossing the border into Canada, Erika and new boyfriend Corey travel two towns south towards Vermont’s largest and only really city, where they stay at a motel and basically guarantee they will get caught

Oh yea, this was well thought out.

When you first saw these mugshots:

You’d think this story took place in Maine. I figured Vermont was mostly earthy-cruncy, granola eating, Bernie backing wypipo.

But then you go on Erika’s Facebook page…

Yup. That’s what drugs will do to you. They get you to start banging dudes like this:

Flat brimmed hat and a chinstrap. Nuff said. Plus, he got that disease too:

Check out what Corey posted last year and tell me this isn’t freaky:

“Mess with my girlfriend and they’ll never find your body.”

Insane how he actually ended up in this exact same situation. More like, “Mess with my girlfriend, and they won’t find your body until the snow melts.”

Keep in mind, she killed this dude Troy Ford in November, when he was her boyfriend. She posted this in February, three months after she killed a dude in his sleep:

I have a date – May 9, 2018. Conjugal visit. Bring your scissoring pants.

And remember Troy Ford was her boyfriend when he killed him at her parent’s house in November. That’s why this post from January has turned into a shitshow:


Oh yea, that will help her defense. Kills boyfriend and starts new Facebook relationship with meatpuppet who disposed of the body that was easily found by hikers months later.

There’s another component to this too – Troy Ford was black:

Now his fam, who didn’t seem to look for him during the six months that he was missing, is pretending to care about him by going hambeast on Erika’s Facebook page, and calling the entire town racist in some sort of attempt at the English language:


Oh yea, after hearing from Troy’s family I think we can all agree that he was a real big loss to the community.

Corey’s ex-girlfriend decided to show up and defend his honor too:

Bitch, you got dumped for a junkie murderer. Bow your head in shame.


This shitshow is gonna make a great Lifetime movies in a few months. Can’t wait!

16 Comment(s)
  • AB-Smash
    May 12, 2018 at 11:01 am


  • Hughbo Mont
    May 10, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Love the “I’m here for the job” neck tatoo.

  • Farva
    May 10, 2018 at 9:22 am

    The most shocking element of this story is that Vermont has black people in it.

    • Kassidy
      May 10, 2018 at 9:43 am

      There are tons of them. We have lenient judges, excellent welfare benefits and a huge amount of white bitches with low self esteem. What’s not to love?

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 9, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    After seeing Erika’s transformation, I swear I will never do drugs . . . . she has turned herself into an absolute skank, what a tragedy

    • Bill Realist
      May 9, 2018 at 10:26 pm

      Man… Vermont is pound for pound way more ratchet than Massachusetts. People think of Vermont as crunchy hippy. Like the entire state is like Stowe or Woodstock. In reality progressive policies have waged war and tore up the whole state. Now it’s basically devided into three groups. Rich people who moved here from parts afar hell bent on teaching the simpleton locals to be more enlightened, heroine addicts and people who are trying to figure out a way to move to New Hampshire to get the fuck out of here. Rutland and saint Albans are just as ratchet as Lawrence in every way if not more. You all need a turtle blogger up this way. You would be amazed at the shit up there.

      • Kassidy
        May 10, 2018 at 9:45 am

        As a resident of Rutland, I can confirm that every word of this is true. The only thing surprising to me when I read a story like this from VT is how it doesn’t happen more often given the sheer amount of trash that reside here.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 9, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    We have a treatment program for Erika – A high protein diet from the brothers and I and when she gets off the train she may look 75 and have a hole bigger than a Hawaiian volcano but she will be rehabilitated

    • Light One Up
      May 9, 2018 at 9:50 pm

      What was a black dude doing way up there in Vermont anyway? Must be only 1 or 2 left now.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 9, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    Oh geez….several more reasons to legalize human euthanasia

  • BitchBetterHaveMyMoney
    May 9, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    As they say in da hood Troy got got yo

  • z
    May 9, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Technology does bring the world together. You can now be in the boonies and be just as ratchet as someone from the hood in Springfield, Worcester, Boston, LA, Chicago, NYC……..

    Amazing how the exact misspellings carry so far and wide. The same tats. The same clothes. The same drugs.

    “We are the world. We are the people….”

    She was kind of cute before it went bad.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 9, 2018 at 4:44 pm

      When I look at the ruined formerly good looking bitch I can Hear Guns and Roses:

      “I used to love her, but I had to kill her

      I had to put her
      six feet under…..”

      • True Reality Speaks
        Axl Rose is a Skinner
        May 9, 2018 at 8:03 pm

        Guns & Roses is for chicks and cucks. Did you have a crush on the Thompson Twins, too? Get some balls and listen to real music, not some pussy hair band.

    • Real_Finn
      May 9, 2018 at 10:07 pm


      huge fan.


  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    May 9, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    Carmen looks like the lady from Throw Mama from the Train and her daughter looks like someone stepped on her face with golf cleats. Too bad it wasn’t a murder/suicide. We would have one less narcan consuming oxygen thief.

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