Just The Tip: Ratchet Chick In Sheep’s Clothing Steals Tip Jar From Tiverton Restaurant, Gets Outed On Facebook, Returns Money To Avoid Shame, Gets Shamed Anyway
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If this chick wanted the tip, all she had to do was ask and it would be graciously provided. Just sayin. Would. Obviously.
Anyway, looks aside this chick is obviously trashy as hell. There is hardly anything more ratchet than stealing out of the tip jar. If you’re bad enough if you’re an addict and pulling a move like this. But if you’re not even addicted to heroin and you’re still robbing the tip jar so some minimum wage employee can have a couple bucks in their pocket, then you basically have no soul. Apologized and made restitution? Bullshit.
What’s the point of putting a chick’s picture up there like that, letting us know she’s been caught, and then not giving us a name? Luckily that’s what the comments are for:
Once again, this is not scientific proof of anything. Just some Facebook gossip that a friend of Ava Saurette is clarifying. This is what this chick looks like:
The teeth:
I’m not saying this chick has a problem, but if she was drowning in the pool you could probably save her life by throwing her a cheerio. As you can see we have on Oliver Twist situation going on here. Clearly this woman is starving to death and desperately needed a junior bacon cheeseburger. Is that her? We can’t say 100% yet, but we did message her about it and now we’re blocked. So yea, more like 99.9%.
This chick works at the Tiverton Yacht Club
She’s into cocktail dresses and metrosexuals in tight pants on the beach:
And in the least surprising turn of events ever, she seems to have attended one of the five million organized hissy fits that was staged due to a peaceful transfer of political power in Washington DC.
When they go low, we go high. And if that fails we’ll steal their tips. Just the tip though. Just for a couple hours. Just to see how it feels. Then we’ll give it back to avoid a public shaming.
Anyway, safe to say if you pull a stunt like this then it’s not the first time you’ve done it. I mean, no normal person is ever tempted to steal the tip jar. Ever. You don’t pull a move like this just once as a spur of the moment thing. You do it because it’s your thing. You’re the Rhode Island tip jar bandit. It’s what you do.
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31 Comment(s)
Looks kind of like a chick I banged last month. Only with buck teeth. The one I was with gave great head, where as Ava would probably shave my dick down to a nub with those choppers.
Maybe but at least with this chick around you don’t have to carry a bottle opener
Always find the silver lining, as the saying goes.
Bitch would look better if she gained 15 pounds, got some sweet NatSoc/WP ink, and shaved her head.
So that she looks more like your cell mate?
Since I’m not a nigger or some other mudperson subspecies, I’ve never been to jail.
Are you just mad that they don’t allow faggots to have conjugal visits? Worried that your big-lipped dindu boyfriend Quantrelleon is messing around on you?
You just clearly and unequivocally expressed your preference for someone with a shaved head, tattoos, and larger physique over a woman. Those were your words -not that there’s anything wrong with that.
With reading skills like yours, you must be a genuine retard on top of being a pillow-biting queer. A moderately attractive white girl like the one in the story, but with some actual meat on her bones, who believes in the superiority of the Aryan people enough to get proof of it written on her skin for life AND is willing to sacrifice her hair to demonstrate her devotion to White Power…THAT would be a desireable woman. Of course you wouldn’t understand that, like you don’t understand most anything.
He’s too stupid to understand he outed himself. Let the little basement dwelling poseur finish junior high before we judge him.
I’m shocked that adults are capable of trashing an innocent girl in completely inappropriate ways just to find something “interesting” to write about online. This is slander, which isn’t only illegal but childish as fuck. Grow up and stop believing everything you see on the internet. Better yet, get off of this *clearly* illiterate website because lets be real it sounds like a group chat belonging to a bunch of middleschool girls. Make judgements for yourselves. She didn’t even do it.
Then why was she photographed carrying the jar? Oh wait, uh, MY CLIENT IS LIBERAL AND COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT.
Not only is this article disgustingly written it’s also compete bullshit. Sucks someone’s life is boring enough for them to make fake news about a young female while also judging her appearance.
For the record I like her appearance, as you can see I’m on your side. Hope that helps with the judgement issue.
Not only is this article offensive but she did NOT steal. This article needs to be taken down. It is offensive and incorrect. Not only are you slandering a perfectly innocent girls name but you are making very crude and innapropriate comments while you are doing it.
PLEASE if you are reading this article do not believe everything you see! THIS IS ALL 100% FALSE!
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
And the name of the restaurant was the Pit Stop, just sayin.
It costs a shit ton o money to live in Tiverton, so a lil extra tip change from the plebs always helps. Next up, a drive by in Little Compton for a pit wax.
She is entitled to the tips. All Bernie supporters are entitled to anything they want, immediately. Just give it to them, dammit! The millionaires and billionaires working at that store have enough money already. I need a nap.
THAT’S NO SHADOW!
(Must have a glorious bush then)
She has a great future in porn if she chooses, skinny and well endowed with little conscience. God Bless America!!!
In the shot on the beach… does she not shave her armpits??? FUCKING GROSSS!!! I hope that’s just a shadow. I don’t care, steal the tips and buy a fucking bic and shave those pits!!!
that’s because she’s really a man
This is fucked up and unnecessary shes a kid she made a mistake get the fuck over it
unnecessary?? me so horny!!!
A kid? No, kids are like 10 or 11, maybe 14.
A mistake? You mean like not using a comma or a period in your comment? Yeah, I guess that’s kind of the same as stealing from hard working people.
Most actual CHILDREN I know wouldn’t even do that. If she’s too old for Daddy to take away her TV privileges and ground her until her 6th grade graduation, she’s not a kid.
And we’re here to make sure it never happens again.
Horse teeth.
Her boyfriend looks gay. She’s got a smoking little body, let’s play a little game called just the tip.
Not only is this article offensive but she did NOT steal. This article needs to be taken down. It is offensive and incorrect. Not only are you slandering a perfectly innocent girls name but you are making very crude and innapropriate comments while you are doing it.
PLEASE if you are reading this article do not believe everything you see! THIS IS ALL 100% FALSE!
So what did happen? We all know that these blogs aren’t always completely accurate so please do set the record straight