Just When You Thought The Professional Firefighter’s Of Massachusetts Couldn’t Get Any Lower They Endorse Michelle Dubois, Who Urged Brockton Resident Not To Open Doors For First Responders

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Last week the Professional Firefighter’s of Massachusetts disgraced themselves and spit in the face of police officers by endorsing anti-police candidates Elizabeth Warren, Maura Healey, and Joe Early for office.

But that wasn’t insulting enough. Look who these assholes decided to endorse today:

I have nothing but respect for firefighters. They risk their lives every day to keep us safe. But their union is run by a bunch of corrupt bags of flaccid penises. Mainly this slugpump:

This walking heart attack Richard MacKinnon Jr. obviously didn’t feel like being a real firefighter anymore, and was only in it for the politics to begin with, so he spit in the face of his dues paying members and gave their money to people who actively work against the interests of first responders. No real first responder would ever endorse any of these people.

Whatever you do, DO NOT flood their Facebook page and let them know what a slap in the face this is to first responders.

Just a reminder that Michelle Dubois used her platform to tip off residents of Brockton that ICE was doing a raid to arrest drug dealers and gang members, and urged them not to open the door for first responders.

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Suppose the fire department gets a call to respond to a dwelling where an undocumented person resides. They don’t speak English, so they don’t understand what the firefighters are saying, they see a uniform, they don’t answer the door, and they die from carbon monoxide poisoning. This directly endangered the lives of first responders and the public.

Look what she just posted about it:

“I have always put public safety first.” 

Bitch, are you high? You put public safety first?? By tipping off drug dealers that the cops were coming? By urging people not to open the doors for first responders? The only thing you put first is meaningless virtue signaling.

Even if the PFFM is run by a bunch of radical left wingers, this woman is beyond your standard run of the mill liberal. She’s clinically insane, and its embarrassing that she represents anyone in the state legislature. This is the same woman who later said that she tipped drug dealers off to the ICE raid (which wasn’t real anyway and was just an irresponsible rumor she was spreading because she’s fucking stupid) because she was “helping ICE” know that people know they’re coming:

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This single cat lady doesn’t even pay her utility bills!!


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A year later she once again made headlines when she caused a scene and demanded the General Thomas Hooker entrance to the Statehouse be renamed because she saw middle school boys snicker at it one time.

This isn’t liberalism. It’s just a stupid person with a Facebook account. She doesn’t even understand how #MeToo works. She legitimately wants the entrance renamed because the Civil War hero from Massachusetts she’s so immature that she can’t help but laugh at his last name.

Finally most recently she made up the SAME EXACT STORY that Christine Blasey-Ford used, except she found a way to make it even less believable, because she couldn’t stomach the fact that real victims of rape were getting more attention than her.

As someone pointed out – she puts the “me” in #MeToo. Then she claimed she never said she was nearly raped.

Meanwhile, here’s what she’s been posting about her opponent on Tuesday, John Cruz:

“Alt-right nasties.” This is a grown woman using language like that. She has power. She gets to make laws. She voted to give herself a 40% raise just last year. And she’s talking about right win conspiracy theories because people from outside her district gave money to her opponent. Ya know, people from far away lands like Avon, Norwell, Raynham, West Bridgewater, East Bridgewater (oh wait, she represents WB and EB):

She’s mad that money is coming in from two of the towns she represents but not the shithole city with all the drug dealers.

As if donating to a campaign is illegal. It’s how politics works. It costs money. Just ask Michelle, who has gotten money from Connecticut, Dedham, Somerville, Methuen, Tyringham, Bridgewater, Pittsfield, Boston, Canton, Watertown, Malden, and tons of other places she doesn’t represent.

Basically she’s mad that he raised more money than her, even though most of his money came from within the district, and most of her’s did not.

A child could read this chart and tell you that. She’s dumber than the average child, and she gets to make laws!!

The purple/blue is the district she represents:

It’s the eastern third of Brockton, all of West Bridgewater, and half of East Bridgewater. If you live in her district, for the love of God, vote for John Cruz on Tuesday. She barely beat him last time.

You are literally represented by the stupidest person on earth. Fix it.

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25 Comment(s)
  • Kerry
    November 4, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    One of the highest respected firefighter right there and most highly respected president of the firefighters of Massachusetts. And all of that due respect is for a reason. Much hard work as a firefighter and much hard work in the community and in the state of Massachusetts. You really have no idea. Your highly offensive and disrespectful comments and puns will not sway this man. Go ahead and keep the comments coming. This article is so out of sorts and so wrong. Get your facts straight

    • Said Everyone
      March 8, 2019 at 1:47 pm

      He’s a pussy and so is his union and their blind allegiance to the party of socialism and freaks

    • Your Mom
      October 2, 2019 at 11:26 pm

      He’s an asshole and so are you

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    November 3, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Knowing a few fireman not a single one plan to vote for any of these democratic assholes. They endorse these people behind their members backs…..vote em all out!

  • Harry Koch
    November 2, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    This guy makes Forrest Gump look like a Rhodes Scholar.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 2, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Whats the problems here?

    She didn’t say not to open your door to Firefighters.

    God you snowflakes are so touchy.

  • JoeMomma
    November 2, 2018 at 9:20 am

    Time to switch to all volunteer fire fighters……

  • deflateddoritodinks
    November 2, 2018 at 8:42 am


  • Demachusetts
    November 2, 2018 at 7:37 am

    jeebus christ is Michelle Dubois expanding? I hope the floor beams are steel reinforced. Politics pays well eh Michelle? No Ramen noodles for her, she has a taxpayer funded super-sized feed bag wrapped around that horse face.

    I’m sure most firefighters are anti-Warren especially since she proposes higher taxes, sanctuary cities and she calls out every LEO as being racist and corrupt. Unfortunately their Michelin Man union boss is pandering for favors from the Dems on Beacon Hill. Politics in Mass, same old, same old. Dubois is also a hard left Democrat piece of shit, redundant, I know. The D voters in mass will put these idiots back in the drivers seat next Tuesday, sad, GTFO.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    November 1, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Disgraceful !
    The rank and file of the PFFM need to do two things:
    1) Shit-can their fat fuck President.
    2) Make a public apology for their fat-fuck President and denounce the endorsement.
    To not do either is complicit to agreeing with fat-fuck and the E-board.
    PS: Your Brothers in Blue are happy you have our backs. (Insert sarcasm here)

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    November 1, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    No way that fat fuck was ever a fireman.

  • McElroy
    November 1, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    As a member of the PFFM it kills me to see my union dues supporting someone like her. Rest assured, myself and most of my brother firefighters would NEVER back a candidate that refuses to stand by our brothers in blue. Please don’t let this endorsement represent the real men and women of the fire service

  • bigdaddy
    Vin scully
    November 1, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    Image the double play Rusty Kuntz to Randy Bush to Pete Lacock

    • Bartolo Colón
      November 1, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      DPs generally involve the Big Sexy Colon!

  • bigdaddy
    November 1, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Maybe she wasnt a twins fan and liked Randy Bush

  • Michelle Dubois be like
    November 1, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Yes I’m aware that John Lee Hooker’s name is prominently displayed throughout the country but he’s black so I wouldn’t touch that one with a ten foot pole.

  • Princess Gray Beaver
    November 1, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Where was this fat bastard a fireman? He doesn’t look like he took his job very seriously. I’ll bet he sucked as a fireman and loves all the attention from being the president of a union that doesn’t truly represent its members. Maybe he can start banging these ugly broads he supports. It will solve several problems. His obesity and their cuntiness.

  • Barry
    November 1, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    She is apparently waiting until after the election before telling Dick McKinnon that he needs to change his first name.

  • Demographic Solution
    November 1, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    If suburban white Democrats were forced to live next to urban ones, the Democratic party would disappear overnight.

    • Tesco Vee
      November 1, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      Oh holy cripes a thousand upvotes for this true statement. My God, please, just one upper middle class smuggster who votes Democrat…please…just spend an -afternoon- in Larrytown, and take in all that you’ve created. I double dog dare ya!

    • Fa Fa Fooey
      November 3, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      In theory it sounds good, but in practice, no. Brookline-roxbury, Milton-Mattapan, Andover-Lawrence, Holyoke-The hamptons/South Hadley, etc. I think what you meant though is infusing public housing into these affluent towns. A cooledge st in revere would be perfect in Wellesley, needham, Dover, or Groton. I support that. Spread the Diversity in Massachusetts!

  • TJB
    November 1, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 1, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Graft and corruption. It’s Massachusetts, after all.

  • Princess Gray Beaver
    November 1, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Another and fry unsatisfied D. Someone throw it in there and clear her clouded brain. Please dust that old mop off for Christ’s sake

  • Travis Rearick
    Cheeseburger Richard
    November 1, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    If I were a fire fighter I would start withholding my ̶m̶c̶d̶o̶n̶a̶l̶d̶s̶ ̶g̶i̶f̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶d̶s union dues.

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