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Kamala The Cop Is Trying To Get Trump Kicked Off Twitter Because She Is Satan And Will Do Anything To Remain Relevant


I didn’t think I could hate anyone as much I hated Pocahontas, but Kamala Harris, in a desperate event to remain relevant after Tulsi Gabbard murdered her campaign, has been on a bender the last few days trying to get Trump’s account suspended.

I can’t understate just how dangerous and authoritarian this is. If Kamala Harris, or anyone like her, becomes President, they will use the power of the Presidency to force private companies to silence speech of their biggest critics. All Trump is doing in the tweets she’s highlighting is accusing the democrats of staging a coup to overthrow him. It’s an opinion he’s allowed to have, and one that millions of Americans agree with. And this vindictive bitch wants Twitter to deplatform him because she knows that they control the mainstream media, but they can’t control his free speech on Twitter. Fuck her, and fuck anyone who tries to get people kicked off of Facebook and Twitter, regardless of how much you hate the things that they’re saying. I thought Pocahontas was the closest thing there was to Hillary, but I was wrong – it’s Kamala the cop. I discuss that and more in last night’s podcast.




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43 Comment(s)
  • harris is a whore
    October 7, 2019 at 11:03 am

    kumdump kamala

    • Hammer time
      October 10, 2019 at 5:31 am

      I hope she’s better at whoring than she is at Politicking lol.

  • Leonard Washington
    October 4, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    Anal Herpes causes mental problems. Severe delusions and hallucinations are side effects. Pity her.

  • SF Bay Blues
    October 4, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    They call her Kamala Mattress for a reason. Ask former SF Mayor Willie Brown.

  • jennifer altman
    October 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Trumpnwont be running in 2020. Hes going to be impeached. He may be removed. And if hes not removed, the gop is not going to nominate a man who has been Impeached. Regardless, his days are numbered

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 4, 2019 at 3:48 pm

      Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

    • Piss Off
      October 4, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      The next few years are going to be difficult for you, you fucking twat. Better stock up on Xanax and redecorate your safe space, you’re gonna need them.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 4, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      What you see is a game, designed only to provide the dems with political cover as the incoming proofs of their evil actions pile up.
      They are panicked over #FISA and #Crowdstrike being exposed.
      There are processes that guide impeachment proceedings.
      There has been no inquiry, no house vote; nothing but talk, as usual.
      They have no impeachable offenses, just claims that lead nowhere; and a lot of MSM in their pocket.
      The President is not being impeached.
      The President is Safe.
      Learn the Game.

    • Donald Trump
      October 6, 2019 at 10:02 am

      Okay Bristol

  • Massholio
    October 4, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Haven’t seen or heard from any whistleblower. Wonder if s/he really exists. If I were Trump I would send any CIA “detail” agents out of the White House to pay on foreign countries, which is what they are supposed to do. Funny that the vast preponderance of people who are supposed to be out in the world spying work in Washington D.C. Harris should go back to what she is good at sucking old men’s limp dicks.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 4, 2019 at 2:52 pm

      The “whistleblower” is a registered Democrat.
      How many more hoaxes will they try to push?

    • jennifer altman
      October 4, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      Hey dummy. Part of the whistleblower protection. Act is anonymity.

      • John Wypyszinski
        Jenisa Cut Up Not Toasted
        October 4, 2019 at 5:17 pm

        ‘Samatter Jen? Can’t Understand Normal Thinking?

    • jennifer altman
      October 4, 2019 at 3:32 pm

      And actually, asking a foreign country to interfere in our elections is a crime.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        October 4, 2019 at 3:50 pm

        We have agreements w/countries to cooperate in investigations. Trump is looking into previous corruption, not Biden’s campaign. Try to keep up.

      • Don't Get It
        October 4, 2019 at 9:30 pm

        Like Christofer Steel ? See u next Tuesday Jen.

      • Jen sucks her brother's weenie
        October 6, 2019 at 7:55 am

        Jen, you repulsive cunt, do you think it’s important to parrot the demofags latest line of bullshit? All you idiot lefties walk around saying the exact same shit, not an independent thought amongst you. You’re an ignorant slut like “heels up” Harris

  • Unelectable Just Like Crooked Hillary
    October 4, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Theres alot of talk about electability in my campaign ya know. Is America ready for this Kamala asked a crowd yesterday and the crowd at her own event yelled back a resounding NO.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 4, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Unc was banning JA critics last night like Owen Benjamin…shit was hilarious.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    October 4, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Every time I see this shitbags face I picture Mayor Brown blowing a load all over it….

  • ace
    October 4, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    I hate the democrats, but Trump is an embarrasment and a fool. He makes Guiliani look reserved, and that guy can’t stop putting his foot in his mouth like a free lunch. Anyone who can’t see this is drinking some strong fkkn Kool-Aid.

    • Wondering
      October 4, 2019 at 12:37 pm

      Who do you suggest we support? Liz? Bernie?

    • Fred Knessl
      October 4, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      I agree to a point. Let me say that I did not vote for him. I do support the elected folks, be they President or local ward representative. For the good of the country.
      My Aunt Alice was crazy as a loon and live to a ripe old age. Fortunately for us all, she passed long before it was her right to an Obamaphone and a Facebook/Twitter/InstaChat account. Not so fortunate that any crazy with web access can spew their craziness at will. But it’s a free country for now.
      Trump was elected to ‘Drain the Swamp’. This is how he has decided to accomplish it. I think it’s kind of funny sometimes!

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 4, 2019 at 1:16 pm

      3.5% unemployment rate – the lowest in 50 years.

      Trump could cure cancer and you’d still find a way to bitch about him.

      • jennifer altman
        October 4, 2019 at 3:34 pm

        Just fyi, unemployment has been declining for 10 years. You’re stupid if you think that trump accomplished it.

        • Just Saying What Everyone Is Thinking
          October 4, 2019 at 6:21 pm

          You are wrong. The eight years under Obama were a disaster and many people lost their homes and savings. Or is that uncomfortable truth not something that fits into your narrative. Shut the fuck up Jen and go post on CNN or MSNBC where you belong you vapid twat

        • christopher tranos
          October 7, 2019 at 10:34 pm

          Jen not only has a rancid vagina but she is also a bold faced liar. Vapid cunt

    • boris
      October 4, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      Trump gets shit done and he’s hilarious. Enough for me.

      He’s also not advocating to disarm citizens, which is also enough for me.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      October 4, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      Anybody who likes Hillary Clinton should shoot and/or hang themselves.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 4, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    This is how people like her really are. They want unlimited freedom, but they want to restrict the freedom of those with whom they disagree, and that is why Trump is president. He is the only one who had the nerve to stand up and say, “screw you all.” And all this talk about fear. They are the ones scaring the crap out of everyone by saying Trump will do this and Trump will do that, kind of like how they said Reagan would blow up the world. At Bush’s funeral they spoke about what a gentleman he was and how they wished our current president was more like Bush Sr., but when Bush Sr. was president, they really went after him and he lost because he was a gentleman instead of a fighter, although Ross Perot divided the republican vote.

    So keep it up, Kamala, because you will never become president and the only one who would have considered you for VP would have been Biden, but the democrats threw him under the bus because he wasn’t progressive enough for the AOC crowd.

  • Screw Snowflakes
    Granny Porn
    October 4, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Would you watch?

    • Im Gonna Get Me A Young Marine
      October 4, 2019 at 1:16 pm

      They say granny allegedly has a musclebound young marine side piece. Will ABC CnN MessNBC c
      Investigate or will they cover up.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        October 4, 2019 at 6:48 pm

        I watched that shitshow of a ‘press conference’, it was straight out of the Onion. I doubt he was ever in the USMC. He was pretty vague about any details and took too long to answer questions when asked about his bona fides. More fake news. Those guys were trying to hold back from giggling while they were spewing their BS.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 4, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Kamala Harris also says she is going to confiscate 10 Million Guns. The left wants/plans to restrict your rights.
    This is another reason why Donald Trump will be re-elected.

  • Artful Todger
    October 4, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    She’s probably the most hypocritical liar in the bunch right now. She needs to be humiliated, publicly.

  • Rich
    October 4, 2019 at 11:50 am

    She makes my skin crawl…… It’s also that tone of voice; I guarantee that in her mind, she has always been the smartest person in the room.

  • Trump 2020
    October 4, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Fuck her and her non existent campaign. She is a phony asshole and is running on her race and sex. Trump will demolish them all unless they cheat even more than they have in the past.

  • Peter Principle
    October 4, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Chimpnela what puts our democracy at risk is you and animsls like you.
    Fake whistleblowers and fake collusion charges against Trump while your fellow dems enrich themselves at America’s expense.
    Stick to what you know chimpnrla blowing your way to positions of authority way above your skill level.

  • Paul
    October 4, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Do you still upload podcasts to itunes? I hate listening on youtube from my phone, but if you’re doing it that way to grow the channel, I will deal with it.

  • Big fan TB...
    October 4, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Yeah, I saw your stream last night, I had it drop out as it was uneven at best. A few minutes into it and you are spitting nails over that NAACP guy, but then you refuse to turn the fire hose on JA and HTTG?

    Not for nothing, but I became aware of JA and HTTG through your blog, they are now finally getting what is coming to them and now all of a sudden, you are taking the foot off the gas – what the duck?

    I am still a big fan, but as you go from blog to YT channel, I think you should let Bristol be the centerpiece for the videos/live stream.

  • Taste her own medicine
    October 4, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Turtle riders should go to her Twitter and report her. The only way to let them see how dangerous it is to allow speech to be silenced.

  • Richyrich
    October 4, 2019 at 11:05 am

    She’ll bow out within a few weeks.

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