Karens Force Malden City Councilor To Grovel For Forgiveness After Calling Cops On Her For Throwing Crotch Fruit Outdoor Birthday Party 


A Malden City Councilor literally had to issue a public apology for throwing her grown crotch fruit a 21st birthday party.

Alright, so my opinion on this one completely depends on whether or not this woman is a Karen. If she’s not then I have her back 1,000%. If she is, then she deserves to be dragged through the mud for being a hypocrite. But I see no evidence by looking through her social media that she’s ever tried to use her authority as an elected official to push social distancing and masks on people.

I’ve never heard any news out of the City of Malden about them being hardos about it at all. I have no idea who the Mayor of Malden is, which means he’s probably not that bad. The only Mayors I know by named (Curtatone, Rivera, Walsh, Petty, Driscoll, that greasy meatball from Everett) are the power hungry asshole Mayors. The worst I saw was this.

That’s child’s play when compared to some of their neighboring communities.

This woman should be allowed to throw a party for her kid with friends over and not have someone call the cops on her or feel the need to explain herself. I’d have a lot more respect for her if she posted “FUCK OFF” and left it at that. Because even when you “come clean” like this, the Karens are never gonna be pleased.

How bout you mind your own God damn business instead Becky?

“You not only knowingly endangered your own family and friends, but all of ours as well.”

Oh fuck off.

Others had her back.

But here’s the thing – if you’re gonna defend your friend for disregarding the bullshit lockdowns, then you can’t post stuff like this Pauline.

Or this guy.

Warren Lynch – “You have a big heart.”

Also Warren Lynch – “You’re trying to kill people on purpose.”

The bottom line is that in your heart of hearts, you know this is all bullshit. You know that you should be allowed to have a gathering of friends for you kid’s birthday. You know that it’s INSANE that we live in a world where people call the cops when they see 10 people in a parking lot listening to music. You know that a small party isn’t gonna kill anyone. Everyone with a brain understands this. So we need politicians to stand up say, mind your own God damn business Karen. Instead we have politicians all over the country urging citizens to turn on each other and become government narcs. This is the culture they created, and the only way to defeat them is to just do whatever you want and tell Karen to fuck off.



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129 Comment(s)
  • Sic Semper Karen-is
    May 17, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Some unintended humor going on. What’s our Lt Governor’s first name???

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 17, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    This “solidarity” pop up that follows you when you scroll is unnecessary

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 17, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Destroying the state is not a good strategy ya Mow-ron

  • Stink her up
    May 17, 2020 at 10:34 am

    121 comments. 6 commenters. How is quarantine going?

    • I got mine and thats all that counts
      May 17, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      How was the parade in Swsmpscott yesterday.

  • Pro Rape
    May 17, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Thankfully Trump and his team are taking steps to legalize rape. 2,000 more rapists, mostly black, ordered to be released from prison this week by the Trump administration. That push new measures to increase accessibility and changes to what is actually considered rape and we’re closer than we’ve ever been to it being essentially legal. Lib women love to cry rape… when it’s not a crime anymore what will they do? Trump has released over 60% of all incarcerated rapists and child rapists since the First Step Act has gone into effect. Let’s hope he releases most, if not all rapists within the next month or so.

    • Just Asking
      May 17, 2020 at 10:54 am

      What does it feel like to be a contortionist?

      • Pro Rape
        May 17, 2020 at 11:07 am

        The pro rape party has been fighting for Trump from day one. We worked endlessly to make the Kavanaugh appointment happen, and we were incredibly influential on the passage of the First Step Act to make sure that Trump releases rapists from prison. We support the president and we support the full legalization of rape. And so does he. If you have a problem with this, it’s probably because you’re one of those left wing faggot liberals who screams “believe women!” every time some cunt says she was raped. As many as 99 percent of all reported rapes may be false reports. But facts and data don’t matter to kind like you. Go lie in traffic with your pink pissy hat on… you’re goddamn right I’ll run over your liberal ass. Fucking faggot.

    • Wrong place
      May 17, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      What the fuck does this have to do with the article…nothing. Find somewhere else to push this

  • Monster Smash
    May 17, 2020 at 9:40 am

    ‘It was a …..’ enjoy together. some song.

  • Truth
    May 17, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Remember this November, the Anti-Trump establishment put you all out of work and erased the gains you made the last few years. They used a manufactured crisis to turn us into a total welfare state. The glass ceiling is lower than its EVER BEEN!!!

    May 17, 2020 at 12:52 am

    A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

  • You'll Get What You Get And Like It Buckwild Charlie Parker Style
    May 16, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Hows your asshole? A little sore huh. Wait til Mr. Parker unveils his plan on Monday. We are talking a gaping whole ass pounding without baby oil.

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    May 16, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Where is Dick Scratcher , the guy from Wales?
    As that used up drug addict pigfucker Bristol would say, “I like Dick.”
    Here’s a wonderful old Limerick for you Dick Scratcher
    There was an Old Man with a beard
    Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
    Two Owls and a Hen,
    Four Larks and a Wren,
    Have all built their nests in my beard!
    Descendant of a highlander and jacobite

    • Pep Streebek
      May 17, 2020 at 12:04 am


      • Granny Monday
        May 17, 2020 at 7:39 am

        Let’s go for another chili dog, Pep

        • Sgt. Joe Friday
          May 17, 2020 at 9:39 am

          I’ll deliver my chilidog to your nether regions

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 16, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Governor Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • Who Flung Cum
    May 16, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Her wrist & hand don’t match the rest of what you can see. She must have cankles like tree trunks, and an ass that looks like ricotta cheese in a plastic bag.

    Despite all this said, would…

  • capone181
    Nancy Pelosi
    May 16, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Must be hard to swallow with a mask on.

    • Joe Biden
      May 16, 2020 at 7:18 pm

      Did you change your shampoo, Nancy??

  • bigdaddy
    May 16, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    so how long do I have to wear this fucking mask anyway ?

    • Charlie Baker
      May 16, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      Until you suffocate

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 16, 2020 at 9:24 pm

      Apparently a while longer. 1) Notice the Mass Lottery website now says closed until May 29th. 2) The morons new slogan just debuted: Better to be six feet apart than six feet under.

      • Truth
        May 16, 2020 at 10:19 pm

        Team Lockdown makes the Heaven’s Gate cult look sane.

  • al capoon
    May 16, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    shes a lil chunky huh? i’d plow her though. i grew up in malden in the 50s and 60s and it was a shithole. but now its a hellhole third world shithole. best wishes, al

  • Judge dread
    May 16, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Hyphenate? Check
    Throwing some kinda party that resembles a meth head scene outside of the Chinese Theater in LA, with all these superhero’s? Check
    Amplified audio via a DJ’s PA system pissing off neighbors? Check
    General faggotry? Check

    I don’t like Karen’s but this Malden politician had it coming.

    Without COVAIDS I would still be like wtf is this “my asshole is as wide open as a basketball, where’s the meth at?” party doing in my neighborhood.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 16, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. – H. L. Menken.

  • Michael Collings
    May 16, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Unc we need another blogger to help you out and keep TB churning and burning . I keep refreshing every couple hours and nothing has been posted.
    Hopefully you have some good stuff for the live show tonight

    Ps the solidarity pop up is getting really bad!

    • MJ
      May 16, 2020 at 3:37 pm

      I agree 5150. I like the old days better when there was a new post on the hour, now it’s 3 or 4 a day and that’s not enough. Also, the Solidarity ad is pissing me off too but we could prevent it by paying for the small fee. I plan to do that as soon as I’m back to work and don’t have to worry about every penny I spend

      • Don't Be a Dick to Dick
        May 16, 2020 at 4:05 pm

        Try Ad Blocker Plus. It’s free and works because I don’t see what ya’ll are talking about..

        • MJ
          May 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm

          Thank you

  • Fuck Pig
    May 16, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    The problem with these Karens is that their husbands don’t know how to fuck them properly, and they’re totally miserable so they have to be complete fucking cunts to people. My wife and my 2 gumad don’t have that problem because the Fuck Pig knows how to bring it.

  • Maureen McCarthy
    May 16, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    No matter how or many times “We’re in this together” is shoved at me, my response will be the same. I’m in this with the people who want their lives back, not those who want to sit in the house and wait for what I don’t know. Only 10% of Bostonians tested (750 out of a population of 710,000) were positive for CoronaVirus antibodies and those who locked us up don’t know why we don’t have herd immunity. What alternate universe am I in?

    • Charlie Baker
      May 16, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      Because its about destroying the economy. This has NOTHING to do with a virus. The virus is a tool to scare the sheep into helping us kill the economy. Enjoy your single payer health care after we bankrupt the hospitals.

  • Bill Clinton
    May 16, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    No apology is sincere unless you give up the butt.

  • Bibo
    May 16, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Does governor Charlie Parker’s drug addicted rapist son wear a mask
    If he wasn’t bakers shut bag son he’d be in prison

    • A.J. Parker
      May 16, 2020 at 7:44 pm

      Yes I am a shit bag but I never keep a shut bag! Now shut up and wear your mask like Daddiieeee told you too!
      You better just shut up and obey because if you dont you’ll be fined and or arrested! Who cares if me and Daddiee dont wear a mask. It’s none of your concern! Papa Parker is the king of Massachusetts and you all wont do shit about it. Suckahsss!

  • Dick LaBone
    May 16, 2020 at 9:52 am

    I get the feeling her 21 year old daughter is a serious hottie….

    • My names Dick labon and I'm a pedophile
      May 16, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      I get the feeling you’re a beta simp!
      What do you think, her daughters going to come here, see your comment, than email you and ask you to fuck her?
      Get your shit together you fool and
      Stop dick thinking. you give real men a bad name. No real man would say something as fucking idiotic as that!
      Its dick thinking like that, that probably got you divorce raped by one of those harpies! No go put your stained wife beater on with you froot of the loom jail shorts that have holes in them and contemplate your life.
      Dudes like you should have the soi slapped right out of their fucking throats!

      • MJ
        May 16, 2020 at 3:32 pm

        In defense of Dick, Are you knew to the comments section here? I’m female but the dudes here are always making perverted comments regarding any chick they deem fuckable. Scroll through and see all the dropped “would” if she’s even a 2 according to my standards. 21 is not a child, she’s been an adult for a few years now so Dick definitely wouldn’t be considered a pedophile according to the law. Don’t be a dick to Dick

        • Dick LaBone
          May 16, 2020 at 3:41 pm

          Thank you for your defense. As you stated, my comment wasn’t pervy in the least Odd? Yes but that’s just me…

      • the virgin Connie Swail
        May 16, 2020 at 9:40 pm

        shut the fuck up you weak little pillow biter

    • Nopeee
      May 16, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      She is NOT just FYI

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 16, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Baker & Walsh =
    Tooth Fairy & Easter Bunny, narcissistic opportunists.
    Mired in fatalism.

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 16, 2020 at 9:47 am

      The storm is coming. Stores are running out of lottery tickets. Baker is awaking a sleeping giant.

  • Patels bought all the liquor stores
    May 16, 2020 at 6:30 am

    Malden is a shithole city. , It is another sanctuary haven for illegals . The only reason for visiting is the Charles Row Lionel train store . The largest model train retailer in America. They have a giant train set lay out which ran only on Saturdays . As for this women , well she got called out on it and took responsibility for it . I don’t agree with it and would have told people to go fuck themselves . I don’t know what the salary of a Malden councilor is but I’m sure she did it so save face and be re-elected . The Turtle flip flops on issues a lot . Early on he was Karen in a story of the Worcester pizza joint serving beer , now he’s on the other side . He is a funny guy .

    • You forgot us bro
      May 16, 2020 at 7:23 am

      Dont forget the hobby bunker. One of the best model shops for military models anywhere!

    • Train tunnels
      May 16, 2020 at 9:56 am

      What kinds of tunnels do you have for the trains?

  • Larry Mondello
    May 16, 2020 at 3:19 am

    Uncle or Auntie Turtleboy or whatever your calling yourself. Please get rid of this “Solidarity”pop up ad for fuck sakes. Not only will I ever look at it I will not go on the site until its removed. What the fuck the thing is like a herpe. It just keeps popping up when you dont want it!

    • Theodore Cleaver
      May 16, 2020 at 6:33 am

      Shut up lumpy

    • Larry Fuck Off
      May 16, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Shut up.

      You’re not going anywhere. You’re a reader that has never donated or bought his book.

      Go fuck your fiat

  • The Media Is An Enemy Of The Country
    May 16, 2020 at 12:01 am

    Fake News Is Not Essential.

  • Real Science Ignored Dont Ask Questions Dont Think Just OBEY
    May 15, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    The risk of death during elective surgery is 0.67%.
    The risk of death from coronavirus is 0.1% to 0.3% which is slightly higher than the seasonal flu.

    The average age of death of a covid patient is higher thsn the average life expectancy in America.

    • Christopher Hitchens
      May 16, 2020 at 7:11 am

      No shit, Sherlock, really?
      Preaching to the choir here.

      • You Aids Infected CumGuzzler
        May 16, 2020 at 5:50 pm

        Hey cocksucker you git a better chance at syphilis with your lifestyle than you do of covis.

  • The Day The Country Died
    May 15, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    I met a blogger who sang the blues
    And asked him for some happy news
    But he just frowned and turned away

    I went down to the sacred store
    Where I’d heard about the Constitution years before
    But the man there said that music would no longer play

    And in the streets, the indentured children screamed
    Lady Liberty cried and the Democrats schemed
    But not a word was spoken, the Bill of Rights was all broken

    And as the flames climbed high into the night to light the sacrificial rite
    I saw Satan and Fauci laughing with delight
    The year that American freedom died

  • Drunko Is No LEADER
    May 15, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    A perpetually stoned snd drunk student from a non academic school for reform school fuckups goes from drunk no nothing thug union rep to mayor and we are listening to him becsuse this is the science. This barely literate bafoon of the highest order can barely tie his shoes snd we follow him. What kind of quackery is this?

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 15, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Since the press is too busy giving Charlie reach arounds let me provide some questions:

    How many patients did the DCU and Cape Cod field hospitals treat?
    Who are the 17 people on your advisory panel?
    When did they last meet?
    What was discussed?
    Does a consensus among them need to be reached before you can give us a fucking clue on what’s going on?
    Does Marty have the courtesy to tickle your balls before he stick his hand up your ass?
    What do you have to say to those people who are probably losing their entire business due to your lockdown?
    Do you have any plans to visit Cape Cod so you can see what 40% unemployment looks like?
    How many extra councilors will you hire to man the suicide hotlines?
    When can we expect to hear Government employees are furloughed? I hear some are working 3hr days and getting full salary (straight from a source who’s family member works for the T)

    • Gropey B.
      May 15, 2020 at 11:33 pm

      I want to give you a reach around if you happen to sit next to me on an airplane. I get to wear a mask now which makes identification tougher.

    • Former City Worker
      May 16, 2020 at 8:44 am

      “Cape Cod so you can see what 40% unemployment looks like?
      How many extra councilors will you hire to man the suicide hotlines?”
      Bro I would LOVE for a reporter to ask this during Charlie “I’m not wearing a mask but you must” Bakers next presser.

      • Liawatha
        May 16, 2020 at 11:29 am

        MAN the suicide hotlines????? MAN???? Seriously???

  • Women need to go back to the kitchen and shut up
    May 15, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    We need to go back to only men being allowed to hold office and only property owning men are allowed to vote. Imagine how strong of a country this would be?

    • Da Womenz
      May 16, 2020 at 6:43 am

      Outstanding logic! Yes, because Charlie “Clown Shoes” Baker and Marty “Low IQ “ Walsh are doing such a great job running this shithole state of Massachusetts.

      • Douchey
        May 16, 2020 at 10:01 am

        Considering women make up more than 50% of the electorate, they voted these two shitbags in.

      • his logic is sound
        May 16, 2020 at 10:07 am

        the “beta” men primarily act like girls to appeal to women…
        the “sensitive” male….
        and men in politics have to pander to skirts for votes..
        if we eliminate women from politics and any power in society…
        maybe…,just maybe men can be men again…
        I am being a little “playful”…with this “HAwT Take”…
        but there is truth to the pandering part….
        we”re a “thoughtful” society now because of estrogen filled men…and testosterone filled women….and those who pander to them

  • Ku Klux Karen
    May 15, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    What’s going too happen when I rat out Karen for not wearing a mask, than a few days later, I get ratted on by Karen for not wearing a mask?

    Asking for a Karen!

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 15, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Ok, enough with we need to teach people how to be responsible for others. I’ll give you the first two weeks when we thought or were unsure of how contagious and dangerous this was because of YouTube videos of Chinese dropping in the street. I have not seen ONE VIDEO of a person from Europe, South America, North America, Russia, etc drop in the street form the Wuhan Flu. This is the most overhyped flu in the history of mankind. And these fuckers w/ their masks and holy than thou attitude are making it worse.

    Ask any parent out there, its been min 2 months since their kid, especially if its an only child, has had interactions with other children. We are fucking up a whole generation of kids! The social skills these kids would learn from being around their peers is going to be non-existent. We got morons like Walsh and Baker (or Walsh with his hand up Baker’s ass) scaring the kids because unfortunately some parents are so stupid they believe everything the dynamic dumbass shit pump daily to us. Someone give me one reason, one, why we are cancelling public events up thru August! IF you believe its necessary, you’re pretty much rooting for the country to fail. And if its because of one man, do us a favor, remove yourself from the equation. At least one tool bag that likes to beat people did.

    And Li Ho and Ho Lee, thanks for the laugh, needed it today.

    • Dr Fauci Jr
      May 15, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Not only socially, but their immune systems are also being compromised… at what they tell is is the least inopportune time. Your body needs to be exposed to all the bad shit so that it learns how to fight it. Just look at the peanut allergy bullshit. You start giving a kid with a peanut allergy little bits at a time, the body learns to adapt, and there you go… said kid now knows the pleasure of cashews!

      • Dr. Fauci Sr.
        May 15, 2020 at 10:05 pm

        This message is not approved by the Democratic National Committee!

      • Do the Reich Thing
        May 15, 2020 at 10:39 pm

        Damn good point. My kid when in daycare was sick all the friggin’ time. I had to keep the kid out sometimes a week and I still paid. I can count the sick days on one hand since joining public school.

        What I really can’t wait for is the beach situation. I hear some beaches want reservations? HA! I can’t wait til the riots being w/ people storming the beach. I’ll be damned I drive 1hr to Cape Cod and told, sorry, 25% full, no one else is allowed today.

      • Charles Entertainment Cheese
        May 15, 2020 at 10:43 pm

        So, Dr. Fraudci; what you’re saying is, all those times I grabbed the Birthday boy or girl and threw them into the ball pit, it was actually a good idea?

        Who woulda thunk, that an orphan, who threw Birthday parties for kids because he didn’t know his own birthday, was wrong about sheep immunity.

        All those years they said I was wrong for throwing kids into the ball pit at my entertainment establishment so they wouldnt get sick and miss school.

        They said I was the crazy mouse!

    • you actually think kids
      May 16, 2020 at 10:27 am

      spend a lot of time with each other…prior to Covid-19?
      They don’t.
      This has been pretty much how kids have lived-other than school or sports–
      for maybe 8-10 years now
      my daughter has told me that even at lunch they don’t talk to each other that much…
      everyone is on their phone or laptop
      now kids old enough to drive socialize a bit more…
      but parents have allowed their kids to live in their bedrooms with their phone and laptop..
      that’s how they “interact”.
      Other than sports and trips to the mall together…
      this hasn’t impacted them at all…

  • YouSoDum
    May 15, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Can’t take credit, heard it elsewhere.

    *This is the world’s largest IQ test.*

  • CantMakeThisUp
    May 15, 2020 at 9:33 pm


  • May 18th is NOT the date
    May 15, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    It went from “flatten the curve” to “find the cure”. From “social distancing” to “house arrest”. From “2 weeks” to “3 months”. From “we’re in it together” to “snitch on you neighbors”. From “individual liberty” to “comply or pay fine”. We lost the target. And government knows it.

    Bend over cause Parkers gonna give it to you good on Monday and he wont even have the courtesy to use baby oil. Just straight up the poop shute

  • MJ
    May 15, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    God I can’t stand these Beckys and Karens. I wish she just straight up told them to fuck off. She probably already lost their votes if she’s planning to run again anyway because the last thing Beckys and Karens do, is let insignificant shit that has nothing to do with them, go

  • Women are sociopaths
    May 15, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    Miserable people love company. And they see this as an opportunity to make everyone else miserable. They can hide their motivations behind “public health”.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 15, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Karen: now you listen to me, you gutter-mouth punk. i’ve dealt with your kind before, and every time i did, it took me a month to wash off the filth.

    [Nazi lockdown breaking terrorist]: i know my rights. i know the law, too!

  • Dr. Octopus
    May 15, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    This shit is so out of hand, the Mayor and the governor with their daily press conferences and the media all constantly talking about how a symptomatic people are spreading this virus all over the place without even knowing it have fear mongerd everyone into thinking that literally everyone they come into contact with is probably infected, it’s fucking madness.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      May 15, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      And now you do what they told ya
      Now you’re under control
      And now you do what they told ya
      Now you’re under control
      And now you do what they told ya
      Now you’re under control

      • Go back to the mother land Zach and preach
        May 15, 2020 at 9:15 pm

        Sorry Zach, you and i don’t know any slaves nor has our parents. And plenty of brown people walk down rodeo. What a fraud writer with incredible musicians playing behind him.

  • Linda
    May 15, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    “just do whatever you want and tell Karen to fuck off”
    EXACTLY. From now on I’m going to do just that.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 15, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    We Interrupt all Socialization to Bring You an Abdication
    of our National Economy . .

    I’d say it in Chinese, but no one but Ho Le Phuk would know what the Phuk I just said.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 15, 2020 at 7:23 pm

      You spell it wrong, Lee.

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        May 15, 2020 at 7:32 pm

        Sorry, I didn’t know what the Phuk I was doing.

        Free egg rolls for you, sorry, take out only.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Ho Li Phuk
          May 15, 2020 at 7:38 pm

          I take mine in back booth, Lee.
          It pronounced Fook, Lee.

          • capone181
            Lee Ho
            May 15, 2020 at 7:54 pm

            Ho Li, are you from Phuket Province?

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Ho Li Phuk
            May 15, 2020 at 8:37 pm

            You talk Thai? I from Pawtucket/Providece line.

          • capone181
            Lee Ho
            May 15, 2020 at 9:02 pm

            No speak Thai.

    • Sum Tin Wong
      May 15, 2020 at 8:12 pm

      I understand too.

      • Wei too lo
        May 15, 2020 at 8:32 pm


  • Mahty the alcoholic mush mouth
    May 15, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Mayor christianson of Malden doesn’t fear Covid he’s scared shitless of sucking the wrong black cock and getting AIDS

    • Stronger Together
      May 15, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      2 mayors with more in common than they think.
      That virus will kill more deviants thsn covid

  • Bobo Zarilla
    May 15, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Warren Lynch is a hypocrite
    I live across the street from him and he has his black boyfriend and another queer over his house for threesomes several times a week
    I’m guessing warren doesn’t wear a mask when he’s sucking Jamal ofg

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 15, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    A wise man once said: “Find what you love and let it kill you”.

    Perhaps the masked spastics just don’t love their little virus enough.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 15, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      that’s the way the egg rolls.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 15, 2020 at 10:14 pm

        Eating healthy is the slowest way to die. You think suicide by egg roll is possible without becoming a fat-ass? Axin’ for a friend.

  • whatevuh
    Trump 2020 - make liberals cry again
    May 15, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Get rid of every God dam Democrat as soon as possible, and things will improve greatly !

  • hartf811
    Hernan Cortés
    May 15, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    We are all going to die. (sometime)
    + we got really good setting up field hospitals for the homeless. So most of us are good.
    Flood the streets with Fentanyl, lock the doors on nursing homes, burn Chelsea to the ground (like happened before). Throw Nancy Pelosi, Bernie, IMMMA Bald headed Pressley, AOC, Bumbles O’Biden, Ain’t Jemima from GA, those filthy, feral Muslim chicks from MN and MI and Lizzy Warren into the same pot. Help the virus do its work so that it can be done sooner. The sooner we kill off the stupid, the illegal, the addled and infirm the better our economy can be. I used a virus before and I got the gold.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      May 15, 2020 at 7:07 pm

      Fuck off.

    • 90MillionDollars
      May 16, 2020 at 8:30 am

      You have a point. Many of those that this virus is targeting are not helping the economy much, nor providing this country any benefit. Seriously… everyone is all worried about Social Security going broke! Guess what… this is helping social security. 90,000 or so USA deaths. Lets say 60,000 of those are people on public assistance at an average of $1500 per month. That’s $90 million dollars a month in US savings. That’s from just about 22 months of this virus. The rest of the deaths? Collateral damage.

      • 90MillionDollars
        May 16, 2020 at 8:31 am

        Meant to say “2-3 months”

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    May 15, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Crazy bitches fuck off

  • randiguy2006
    May 15, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Is this all you’re going to post about now? Getting tedious.

    • Truth
      May 15, 2020 at 6:32 pm

      Should TB do stories about the Red Sox season??? The latest concert tour to come through the area?? Food festival?? What?? THERE’S NOTHING ELSE HAPPENING!!!

      • WeRFucked
        May 16, 2020 at 8:36 am

        Come on. No food stamp fraud? Handicapped parking bastards? No ratchets being ratchets? I come here for the comedy. I don’t care about Becky or Karen unless one of them got caught having sex on camera in the town hall with their boss.

  • H. L. Mencken
    May 15, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Fuck her right in the pussy

    • My Real Quote Bitch
      May 17, 2020 at 12:42 am

      The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. – H. L. Menken.

  • Pull my putter
    May 15, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Four guys ride to the golf course together in the same vehicle and when they get to the golf course they won’t let them use a cart. The golf course won’t take cash because there could be chink bugs on it but they will take a credit card. I guess the commie cold can’t stick to a Visa card.
    Thank you governor Baker for your clear and logical leadership. Thank God you’re not a democrat!

  • H.L. Mencken
    May 15, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    What he said.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 15, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Fuck Marty Walsh. Charlie Baker, pre-emptive fuck you too! I know what you’re going to do on Monday.

  • H.L. Mencken
    May 15, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats

  • H.L. Mencken
    May 15, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats

    • al capoon
      May 15, 2020 at 6:40 pm

      HL Menken, and I’ll get to you first

  • Harry McDirtius
    May 15, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Facebook, Twitter, and the like are the worst inventions in human history.
    Lady, you’re a mother first and everything else after. Your kids matter, Karens do not!
    I get it: tell ’em how you really feel and you lose votes. Fuck ’em, if you let them talk so condescendingly to you, you just might lose your kids’ respect.
    I’m not sure we can vote our way out of this madness, it just might take real action.

    • Tar and Feathers
      May 15, 2020 at 5:52 pm

      I hear it worked out great over 200 years ago.

    • Truth
      May 16, 2020 at 6:52 am

      If she told off these Karens she would pick up more votes than she loses.

    May 15, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Fucking dirty bitches, Fuck you Karen Fuck you…Dirty fucking kunts. God I hate fucking karens…..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 15, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    You, Ms. Sica-Bernbaum, didn’t hold a parade you hosted a party! You endangered the life of each and every Maldonian! I know Mayor Christenson. If you want to keep your sinecure, you need to beg for forgiveness! Grovel at my feet!

    • MJ
      May 15, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Liawatha, you kill me! If she sees this, she’s not going to know your shtick and will probably think you’re being serious

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 15, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    The stock answer for each and every one of these assholes?
    Fuck off !
    And if you apologise to them?
    You’re a cunt.

  • WTF
    May 15, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    172 days until the end of this bullshit. But who’s counting.

  • Karen please explain
    May 15, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    How the fuck is those people gathering going to put the community at anymore risk? They were already going to the grocery store and pharmacy before the party. What’s the difference between going to grocery store before the party or after the party if it’s the same people?

    This virus doesn’t magically pop out of a wormhole triggered by 10 or more people in the same spot at the same time. Your masks don’t do a damn thing. Even the CDC says so on their website. The virus doesn’t die once it blows 6 feet away from an infected person. This entire shutdown is lunacy and demonstrates how the mental patients are running the show.

  • realestatepup
    May 15, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Here’s a question for all the scared little sheep….WHY NOT GO GET A COVID ANTIBODY TEST? If you have the anitbodies, what are you worried about? You had it and got over it, end of story, go on with your life.
    Here’s what I found out today: Quest Diagnostics is doing antibody test at every open location. These tests are COVERED BY ALL INSURANCE. YOU MUST ASK, AND PROBABLY DEMAND, YOUR DOCTOR WRITE UP A LAB REQUEST FOR YOU TO GO GET IT.
    The wonderful Quest tech I talked to said docs are not asking for it, and get this, because they “don’t know how to interpret it”. So I asked for more info. She said the test comes back as negative for antibodies or positive for antibodies. But like any other lab test in the universe, there are always the caveats. Which state you could have been exposed to something else that is making you test positive for antibodies. So the docs won’t order it. I am smelling a rat from on high.
    If you haven’t been using the brain you were born with, there are faulty Covid tests out there that will test fruit positive, yet those are falling from the sky for anyone who wants one, yet NO ONE is talking about antibody testing.
    I wonder why? Probably because if it’s revealed that millions of people in MA alone have been exposed and recovered and didn’t even know, the jig is most definitely up and there will be some splainin’ to do.
    Also keep in mind this: The nasal swab can determine you have Covid-19 in your nasal passages yet you can still have antibodies to the Covid in your bloodstream at the same time. So the tests actually don’t really tell us jack shit. But it does perpetuate the fear mongering and phasing of the phases we are being subjected to by Tall Deval.
    Folks, tell everyone you know to go get the damn antibody test and then call up every rep, every selectman, and ask why we are not being told THOSE NUMBERS. If you can by pass your doc and self-pay, it’s 120 bucks. The truth is hidden between the lies.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      May 15, 2020 at 5:47 pm

      realestatepup = works for Quest Diagnostics = coronavirus pimp.

      • Danielle Preves
        May 15, 2020 at 6:21 pm

        Yeah ok. Make less sense you can’t. I am advocating to get the antibody test to prove this whole thing is BS. Reading is fundamental.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Old Tom Morris
          May 15, 2020 at 7:34 pm

          Danielle Preves = real estate in the shitter = pimping for Quest

  • WZevon
    May 15, 2020 at 5:18 pm


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