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We’ve covered many a shady contractor before on Turtleboy Sports. These people are the worst. They pray on the elderly and other vulnerable people they know they can get cash out of without ever completing a job. So it’s nice to see that the Maine State Police are cracking down on this shit:
Karl Stetchmarx stole over $170,000 from people, and his sneakers still look like they fell off the welfare truck.
He might not be able to do any of the work you pay him to do, but I’ll tell you one thing he is good at – fucking:
Yea, he made that. All that. No wonder he needed the cash.
On the Maine SP Facebook page everyone who was ever scammed by Sleezy Top came out of the woodworks to share their stories.
The $50,000 bail might seem high, but there’s a good explanation for that:
“Mr. Webber had claimed to do extensive amounts of work in multiple areas. The amount of money charged was astronomical. Even if the work had been done, the amounts charged would just make your eyebrows raise to begin with,” Niles Krech, an investigator for Maine State Police Troop D, said Friday. “He just took money and didn’t do anything and made representations that he did. That, I think, is the big difference between this and the more common kind of cases that you hear about.”
Police were joined by inspectors from the Maine Office of Professional and Financial Regulation and a hydrologist, as they checked to see what work actually had been completed at the houses, one of which had been rented to Webber. The homeowner had an estimate done that showed one of the houses was valued at less than he had paid Webber to work on it.
According to Krech, one reason why Webber’s bail was set so high is because police learned that he has an active warrant for his arrest from Virginia for a similar reason, a 2009 charge of larceny for failure to perform construction. Maine police will let authorities in Virginia know that he is in police custody here, in case they would like to extradite him, Krech said.
Maine!!! This mother fucker was meant to live in Maine.
Don’t worry though, his 10 kids won’t miss him that much since he lost custody of them a while ago and they’re likely in foster care. Or as Karl Stetchmarx calls it – free babysitting.
Someone started this petition to get them back.
Turns out that’s not how custody of children works.
The oldest son also might be in on the scam, since he works for his father’s bootleg company:
Like father, like son.
Meanwhile Ma Dukes is over there going full Duggar and acting like her baby daddy is being unfairly persecuted.
Oh shut the fuck up. None of you are praying. These fake religious people pretend they’re holier than thou because they’ve mastered the art of raw dog. Then they all come out of the woodwork when one of them finally goes down.
It’s a cult. Every time I see one of these twatwaffles write “praying” on Facebook I wanna feed them to satan’s asshole.This piece of shit doesn’t deserve your prayers. He steals money from innocent people. A lot of money. People’s life savings and shit. He took their cash knowing full well he had no intention of doing an ounce of work. He’s done this his entire life, he’s a shitty father who lost his kids to the state, and he can’t even get himself a decent pair of shoes. The only thing he can do is fuck. And God forbid we use the Mr. Turtlebabe birth control method either (the chest). Hope he rots.