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Kathy Griffin’s Press Conference Blaming Old White Guys And Trump For Silencing Her Is The Biggest Shitshow You’ll Ever See

Kathy Griffin’s Press Conference Blaming Old White Guys And Trump For Silencing Her Is The Biggest Shitshow You’ll Ever See

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Kathy Griffin made a fool of herself the other day by putting together some “artwork” of herself holding a decapitated head of Donald Trump in a video:


Anyway, it’s backfired pretty badly for her. She’s lost a shitload of endorsements and shows, and CNN cancelled her New Year’s Eve appearance. When 11 year old Barron Trump saw this he thought it was her father’s head. Everything that could’ve gone wrong, has gone wrong.

But honestly, it’s really not that big of a deal when you think about it. I mean, these nutjobs have been calling Trump a Nazi and equating to Hitler for so long that would did anyone expect would happen? Obviously no one would care if she did this to Hitler’s head, so who cares if she does it to Trump’s? Kathy Griffin just got carried away with standard operating procedure. She genuinely thought this would be well received.

But instead of just taking her ball and going home she’s doing what all SJWs do when their backs are against the wall – playing the victim. And you gotta see how she did this with her feministo lawyer at this INSANE press conference today:

HAHAHHAHAHHAA!! Amazing. Absolutely amazing that you can take this image:

And claim to be the victim.

So many amazing quotes:

“A sitting president of the United States, and his grown children, and the first lady, are personally – I feel – personally trying to ruin my life forever.”

Oh yea, it’s Trump’s fault. He made you do this. Trump is the one who made this front page news.

Then she played the “bullied” and “old white guy” cards:

“I’m not afraid of Donald Trump. He’s a bully. I’ve dealt with older white guys trying to keep me down my whole life, my whole career. I’m a woman in  very male-dominated field. … There’s a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me. And I’m just here to say that’s wrong. … This wouldn’t be happening to a guy. This is a woman thing … I’ve been living this my whole career.”

Oh poor Kathy and her persecuted vagina. She’s been dealing with this her “whole career.” And she’s only made millions of dollars being a terribly unfunny ginger whose entire routine revolves around not shutting up.

And just for the record, no one is trying to shut her up. It’s a free country and she can say what she wants. She has the right to hold Trump’s bloody head up like a trophy buck. But the companies she has business ties with also have the right to cancel ties with her when she affects their reputation. And that’s what happened here. Americans were disgusted by this, they called all the places where she had ties to, these companies realized it wasn’t worth it to keep her around, and now she can’t find any work. Donald Trump didn’t silence her. The free market did.

But she said she would continue her crusade against him regardless:

“I’m gonna make fun of the President.”

Go for it. This isn’t making fun of him. This is just fucking bizaree. It’s weirdness for the sake of weirdness. You did it to be edgy, but most people looked at it and were like, “I don’t get it.”

Naturally she did it for the 12 year old nerdy girl:

“If I don’t stand up and say this, I’m afraid there’s gonna be some 12-year-old nerdy girl like me in Oak Park, Illinois, who’s gonna maybe be watching me to see what I do. And this bully, this president, of all people, is gonna come after me? … I’m not laying down for this guy.”

You go girl!! Wait, what exactly has Trump done to go after you?

He said you should be ashamed of yourself and he voiced concern for his son. Yup, what an asshole!! Ain’t nobody gonna “lay down for him.”

She then claimed that she’s been doing jokes like this since the 90’s when she cracked anecdotes about President Clinton’s cumstained dress:

“You could make dress jokes all day long, but you can’t make jokes about Trump.”

Yea, jokes are funny. This isn’t a joke:

It’s just weird. And gross. Kind of like you. Besides that though she’s spot on. Making jokes about a DNA stamp and holding a bloodied and severed head with a serious and angry face are basically the exact same kinds of comedy.

Then the tears came out:

“This is America, and you shouldn’t have to die for [a joke.] The death threats I’m getting, they’re constant, and they are detailed, and they are serious, and they are specific. Today it’s me, and tomorrow it could be you.”

Oh yea, I’m sure Donald Trump never gets death threats. Turtleboy either. How will you ever survive after reading mean words on the Internet? Mean words can kill you.

Then she pulled a move right out of the Trump playbook:

“What’s happening to me has never happened, ever, in the history of this great country,”

Hmmm…..sounds familiar……

It’s almost as if Donald Trump and Kathy Griffin are both drama queens who have an extensive background in show business. She makes a good point though. No comedian has ever had mean words written to her about that one time she held a severed head of the President in an art project.

Basically she had 48 hours to think about how she was gonna play this one. Every hour she got another phone call telling her a show had been cancelled, and she realized that apologizing and going on the defensive wasn’t gonna go anywhere. So she did what these whiny SJWs always do nowadays – blame everything on Trump. Trump is so bad that he leaves you no choice but to do this to him. Gee, I wonder why it’s so hard for people to people like her seriously.



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25 Comment(s)
  • Duz the carpet match the curtains?
    June 4, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Typical ugly fucking liberal douche bag……. try something like that with Bam Bam’s head and you’d be incarcerated…….. fucking liberal double standards……… the skank deserves everything she gets. Hiring Alred shows how desperate the cunt really is………….

  • frank
    June 3, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    just a media whore………….she is old ugly as on a red head can be ………..just doing what she has to for free press

  • AmericanJedi
    June 3, 2017 at 7:57 am

    I didn’t watch her little “show” but I’m pretty sure it was nothing but “Waaah waaah, Trump hurt my precious feelings and I’m such a victim waaah”. She disgusts me. Did she one ever consider Barron’s feelings? Of course not. Say what you want about Trump but NO child should ever have to see something like that.
    She’s not sorry that she made the picture, she’s just sorry it blew up in her face like a cartoon bomb. It’s not hard to see her motive here. She thought she’d piggyback off all the lefty hatred and be admired for it. Anything for attention, right? Well she got it alright and she deserves everything that’s she’s getting now. Karma’s a bitch like that.

  • WHAT?
    June 3, 2017 at 7:54 am

    I saw that picture and was horrified by that face. HORRIFIED!

    The Trump face was not as bad. It just looked like a prop from a bad 50’s horror movie.

    When you are a talentless “comedian” you do disgusting things to call attention to yourself. People will be disgusted with you. You’ll feign indignity and do some other disgusting feat to try and extend your 15 minutes of fame. This will continue until you retire to Kalifornia, where people like this are the norm.

  • Independent Thinker
    June 3, 2017 at 7:06 am

    Her career was over long before this happened. Had she simply offered a real apology, most of it would have blown over. Instead, she hires a high-profile lawyer, has a press conference, and decides to take on Trump and blame white men for her problems. Now she is no longer on CNN. The toilet stand company doesn’t want her. Appearances are being cancelled, and Al Franken doesn’t even want her to accompany him on his next publicity tour.

    I wonder what her reaction would be if Trump were to hold a mask of her covered in ketchup. “Trump Hates Women,” would be the headline.

    Poor choices and bad decisions have consequences in life.

  • whatevuh
    June 3, 2017 at 6:29 am

    Tiger Woods: “Nobody could possibly screw up their career like I did this weekend”
    Kathy Griffin: “Hold my beer . . . . . “

  • whatevuh
    June 3, 2017 at 6:05 am

    How’s it feel Kathy? Now say it with me: TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT

  • JayC
    June 3, 2017 at 4:42 am

    Kathy Griffin is an unfunny crass D list comedian whose career began to go up in flames two days ago after what she thought was going to be celebrated comedy stunt. Two days after apologizing apparently she has decided to go all out and pour gas over what was a small fire where with time she’d probably recover like celebs who have made less than genius moves over the years (e.g. Paula Dean, Imus, Alec Baldwin, Charlie Sheen). Now she has just exposed herself as a mentally ill nutjob, among crazy her crazy, and increasingly irrelevant, Hollywood celebrity peers.

  • BobnMic
    June 3, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Kathy Griffin – Live by the sword, (career) die by the sword…

  • Rich
    June 2, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    Griffin started this herself, now she can’t take the heat. At 56, looking 66, it’s time to disappear. Also, the secret service should bust her too.

  • UsualSuspect
    June 2, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Kathy Griffin has been, and always will be, an annoying, no talent liberal SJW hack. Enjoy the karma! Feed her to the wolves, she deserves everything she gets.

    • Enlightened
      June 2, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      Who’s laughing now Kathy? Comedienne my ass.

  • JoeMomma
    June 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    I remember when comedians were funny……I’m wicked old.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    June 2, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    Just another liberal lemming looking for relevance to prop up an over inflated ego.

    I do love when these hypocrites get a taste of their own medicine, though. Even if they respond by doubling down on their stupidity.

    • Realist
      June 2, 2017 at 9:09 pm

      Make sure you stay tuned to Fox News They are beating this to death! A fringe comedian ridiculing a fringe President, Who cares!!

      • Pam
        June 3, 2017 at 9:49 am

        Talking to yourself again !

  • fordsnharleys
    June 2, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Trump haters think 90% voted for Hillary and the electoral college gave him a win like Goodell gave Brady a suspension. I know people who voted for Hillary that think this was disgusting. Don Imus and Jimmy the Greek lost their jobs for less.
    This is why SJWs are retards. Excuse me I should have used the PC fucking moronic. They refuse to acknowledge the diversity of people who have different backgrounds than them and justify their name calling by shunning differences in the name of diversity. Obviously she did not do this alone and I wonder if she was advised not to.

  • Fed up
    June 2, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    It’s amazing how they can dish it out, but turn it around on them and their shocked. That’s what conservatives have to do at this point. Whatever they do to us they need to get in return. Maybe than they will think about their actions.

    • itsjustme
      June 2, 2017 at 10:47 pm

      Exactly. She has made a career out of bullying people including a minor a few years ago. Now we are suppose to feel bad one of her “jokes” backfired in her face and people are doing the same to her?

      Your comment reminds me of that gross Amy Schumer chick, she makes a living telling jokes about how much of a whore and slut she is (her exact words, not mine.) Yet when a 16 year old kid got his picture taken with her at some event and posted online something like “had a fun night with Amy Schumer last night, bet Im not the only guy to ever say that” she went ballistic on him and wrote back something like “are you saying I’m a whore” and then said something about his dad in attempt to make it sound like she had slept with him. Then others jumped in trying to make like was some kid that doesn’t respect women.

      Sorry, I know off subject but you’re right, these “comedians” can dish it but can’t take it themselves.

    • AmericanJedi
      June 3, 2017 at 8:08 am

      Well that and make sure you carry. These people are nucking futs.

  • Big Raymond
    June 2, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    She’s a ginger, specifically a ginger woman, she cooks up this isis “comedy skit” beheading of the American President. Uses props and photos, then intentionally puts it out for the world to see.

    Bloody, decapitated heads haven’t been funny since ever, Halloween decoration at best. Even if I was a Trump hater I’d want my money back, where are the laughs, just a crazy old ginger with angry thoughts.

    Now she’s claiming to be a victim and hires a lawyer, for what? What’s the lawyer for… what the F***. Kooky woman, crying, doing crazy shit then blaming everyone but herself, fuck her!

    I’m tellin ya, ginger women are dangerous, stay away lads. Don’t be fooled.

    500 mg thorazine, stat.

    • itsjustme
      Normal ginger
      June 2, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Hey I resent that. I’m the coolest (natural) ginger you will ever meet. Don’t judge us all on one crazy one.

    • Matthew
      June 2, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      Hey, NOT cool! #GLM #GingerLivesMatter #AllGingersAreBeautiful

      • North Country Turtle Rider
        June 3, 2017 at 12:11 am

        No, but seriously, you guys, I think we can all agree that if indeed there are aliens living among us, they are probably the gingers.

        • itsjustme
          Natural redhead
          June 3, 2017 at 12:41 am

          Is this my husband? He is always telling me I’m a alien/human hybrid because of my hair color. He is always sending me articles to back up his claims. Google it, some interesting stuff. Haha

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