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Kevin Blackmer Is Prostituting His 16 Year Old GF On Backpage And Her Teen Mom Contingency Defends Her Honor While Family Pretends To Be Good Parents

Kevin Blackmer Is Prostituting His 16 Year Old GF On Backpage And Her Teen Mom Contingency Defends Her Honor While Family Pretends To Be Good Parents

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The other day we published this blog about legendary Ware ratchet Kevin Blackmer, who not only was arrested at the Ware Wal-mart on outstanding warrants, but was also caught in the act of shoplifting while doing so. We also mentioned that he appears to have a new girlfriend named Tort LaFreniere who came to his defense:

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Turns out she’s not too happy with Turtleboy:

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Next thing you know a woman named Angela LaFreniere appeared, claiming to be her stepmother:

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Several people brought up the alarming concern that the girl he is dating is a 16 year old who prostitutes herself. After doing so our inbox was flooded with links that confirmed it was sadly true.

Backpage is somehow a legal form of prostitution in the United States. And Kevin Blackmer’s 16 year old girlfriend does in fact have a backpage accountand another backpage account where she goes by Katelynn:

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As you can see the account was created two weeks ago and she advertises herself as a 22 year old, who will travel to Holyoke or Springfield for clients. She offers “massages,” which of course is code word for poundtown. She also guarantees that your time with her, “is always passionate and never rushed,” and that “intimate safety and satisfaction is guaranteed.”

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Her alleged stepmom had never heard of backpage before:

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Oh please. “It’s time her father and I put a stop to this.” Shut the fuck up already. The time to put a stop to it was before it started. There’s nothing worse than these “parents” who pretend to care afterwards. Newsflash – you guys completely failed this child.

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No one is impressed that suddenly you’re acting like you’re gonna become strict, caring parents because you posted something on Facebook. Wanna be good parents? Have your shitbag husband go find his daughter and put her in a cage. Good parents would never find themselves in this situation. There’s no way any attentive parent wouldn’t know that their daughter was so troubled that she ended up fucking Kevin Blackmer and prostituting herself on the Internet. Then again when your Dad got married in Goddamn BLUE JEANS, I guess this is the type of parenting you come to expect:

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Oh, and please tell me more about how you’re gonna reign her in from your home in New Hampshire:

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But then again, she did save Belgium from the terrorists with her Facebook “prayers”

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So I suppose anything is possible.

Then this chick appeared to defend her honor:

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Hey Lorin, can I buy a vowel please? Of course this hoodbunny is already a teen mom from the Orange area, so naturally she thinks this is something normal for a 16 year old friend to do. “She has to do this for herself.” God, can we please just exterminate this plague of ratchetry? How fucked up do you have to be in the head to think this is normal or justifiable?

Then another teen mom named “Payton,” chimed in with how this was all our fault because we’re shocked by it:

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The thing about these names is, most women change their name to Payton AFTER becoming porn stars. If you’re born with a name like that your parents essentially made you a statistic from the moment you were born. Hey genius – the people going on her page to see this aren’t the problem. The problem is that it’s up there to begin with, and some men are acting on it by hiring her for “massages.”

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Payton then played the “only God can judge card,” when people pointed out how stupid she sounded:

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Then ANOTHER teen mom, appropriately named Kelsey, chimed in to remind everyone that Turtleboy is in fact fake news:

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Yea, Turtleboy is lying about this. It’s not like there’s a link to a backpage proving that we’re not lying or anything like that. And I know when I’m in the market for some truths I always go to some GED-bag from Rutland whose nose comes with its own door-knocker for her mouth:

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And in the least surprising news ever Kelsey like to use the cat filter

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Allowed this thing to play connect 4 with her ovaries:

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Thinks she’s getting “married”

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And takes engagement photos in clothes they stole from the junkie begging for money at Kelley Square.

Next up on the list of enabling skagbags was “Chelsea Ann.” And when you’re born with a name like that it’s only a matter until your coworker’s name is Princeza Aponte. Chelsea Ann “doesn’t see a problem” with a 16 year old girl prostituting herself on Backpage:

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Yup, teenage prostitution is normal. Ya know, because she’s “living life to the fullest.” Some young people do a semester abroad in Paris or go zip-lining in Alaska when they’re living life to the fullest. Others stare at pillows in a shady Holyoke motel while some guy riddled with venereal diseases gets his money’s worth from behind.

But it’s OK because Chelsea “doesn’t see her as a child.”

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Yea, she’s doing a little experimenting guys. No big deal. Some teenagers smoke a little dope and do a couple kegstands. Others sell their bodies on Backpage. Same shit.

 

 

And in the least surprising news of all time, Chelsea is also a veteran junkie whorebag:

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I can’t do it anymore. I can’t keep reading run-on sentences that end in “so.” My head is going to explode. Good thing Tori has 18 year old role models like this to look up to. Experienced, veteran trashbag junkies who won’t judge her. And by judge her I mean, advise her not to be a teenage hooker. Because, ya know, this is just a normal part of growing up ratchet in Ware. She’ll figure it out on her own.

Then Angel showed up, because this blog simply wouldn’t be complete without a gutterslug named Angel jumping in to offer her thoughts:

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Yea, this chick is a hooker and you’re defending her and telling her how strong she is, but Turtleboy is the one who is fucked up. Definitely. Angel is everyone who hate Turtleboy Sports in a nutshell.

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Then Mariah took it from there, because that was the next name up in the ratchet baby name book:

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Naturally Mariah is from Spencer, because it was really only a matter of time until Spencer made an appearance in this three degrees of separation abortion sandwich. Tori is prostituting herself on the Internet. But please, tell me more about how she’s old enough at 16 to know the difference between right and wrong.

And the fact that this skankbeast is basically encouraging her by suggesting that this is some rational choice she’s making, makes Mariah part of the problem.

But please, tell me more about how the family has gone “above and beyond” for this girl. What exactly have they done? Moved to New Hampshire to start the backup family, and wrote a couple things on Facebook? Because clearly your idea of responsible parenting is very different from the rest of civilized society’s. But please, tell me more about how people who are telling her the truth are not “real friends.” Earth has never needed a plague this badly before. I give up.

The bottom line is, this is fucking sick. It was funny writing about Kevin Blackmer up until now because he was a poopsmooch doing dumb things for our amusement. Writing dumb things on social media about gay people, posing in women’s underwear, claiming to be forced into being a regular at an illegal Ware strip club, claiming to be a hitman for hire, and going by the nickname Street Sweeper.

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But he’s an actual threat to society. He knows this chick is 16 and obviously fucked in the head, and he’s preying on her because he’s an animal. At her age she may in fact be beyond saving. This is probably going to be the person she’s gonna be as an adult. But for now she’s still a kid, and Kevin Blackmer is a 25 year old man exploiting her. Quite frankly it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he forced her into this and watches on a hidden camera while he pleasures himself in her underwear. This dude is a soulless savage, and any decent person who saw him in a public setting would spit in his face and remind everyone within shouting distance that he fucks 16 year old girls and sells them into prostitution.

 

 

 

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26 Comment(s)
  • Gea Dawn
    October 28, 2018 at 10:51 am

    Shame on these parents!! I’m a single mom with 4 kids and doing better than all 4 of her parents with one child. The fact that this POS isn’t in jail already speaks volumes of their parenting skills. Her parents all need charges taken out against them as well for child neglect. Sad situation…

  • ames1049
    August 9, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Save the taxpayers a shit ton of money. Sterilize both of these pieces of shit before they breed.

  • Stk
    September 5, 2017 at 11:24 am

    Tori has been doing This shit since she was 14! I told her mom and step father about it and they said they already knew. Just six months ago I saw a video with Tori and a 40 year old guy.

  • Oh bby a triple
    July 6, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    I fucked her a bunch years ago when I was 15… I should probably go get checked. Eh, Maybe I should just start saving up for a funeral. I most likely have aids, don’t even got get checked :/

  • Keely Simpson
    April 24, 2017 at 7:26 am

    Jamie Bottoms-Klein is a pussy. He is reporting everyone on Facebook for their comments on him. Big whiny baby. I’ll be back in 24 hours….Facebook jail will do me good.

  • WouldntULike2Know
    April 23, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    Animals dont force younger animals into prostitution. They do what they do to survive and don’t act out of maliciousness or spite, or evil. Just instinct. Nature. Etc.

    This guy isn’t an animal. He’s a monster.

    And he’s taking advantage of this obviously unstable and neglected child. No doubt she’s completely out of it, on drugs, during her “secret meetings” from that Hookers R’ Us site, so she can pretend she’s someone else, anywhere else while he pockets the money.

    She’s going to be severely damaged and is in desperate need of help. Her step mom’s “OMG”s aren’t going to do shit for this child, but I certainly pray she does SOMETHING in real life. You think feigning obliviousness makes you look innocent, lady? Hahaha no. It makes you look like the neglegent, irresponsible person you actually are. Assuming you knew nothing about this kid’s life, what the hell do you do all day? How often do you spend time with this girl? To know nothing about her daily activities? I don’t get it.

    How are her parents living in another state?? Who has custody of this kid and who has she been living with this whole time? This is some actual bullshit.

    This girl may be able to fix her shit, if someone fucking SMART can get through to her, and get her to safety. Get her into rehab and therapy. If not, she’s doomed. She’s been damaged, severely, and she has TOTAL MORONS cheering her on and encouraging her early death. Do you fuckwads think you’ll feel like a goddamn hero when she’s raped, murdered and/or ODs? Or will you hold on to that “YOLO Teenagers LOL” rant you gave on FaceBook? I wonder.

  • Stk3
    April 23, 2017 at 1:17 am

    I told her parents two years ago that Tori was smoking crack and selling her ass. I also told them she regularly hangs out with 45 year old sex offenders. They are fully aware of everything she does and obviously do not give a shit.

  • April 23, 2017 at 1:14 am

    He’s a fucking loser that needs to,stay in fucking Jail for rap he’s dating a 16 year old. Like the fuck out of here fucking faggit I have he gets 25 years. Like hes disgusting and for the girls I hope she gets help bc dope is a nasty thing stick with weed not dope kill ur local heroin dealer

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    April 22, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    I have no problem with prostitution – some women really need $40 and some men really need a blow job. But when it’s an underage girl it becomes an issue.

    Dollars to donuts this buttnut is pimping her out. She gets her holes stretched out, then daddy takes the money and tells her to get her ass back to the room.

    But at least there’s a little humor – the moron listed her in the men seeking women section. So either she has a baby gravy cannon or her pimp is an idiot.

  • Noseface
    April 22, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Oh my god, I 100% would, well…in 2 years of course.

  • Wut
    April 22, 2017 at 12:01 am

    Um is this distribution of child porn then?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 22, 2017 at 4:41 pm

      She isn’t nude in any of the pictures. Though obscuring the phone number would have been in order.

      • Elsa J Bogart l.p.
        April 24, 2017 at 7:50 am

        Notably, the legal definition of sexually explicit conduct does not require that an image depict a child engaging in sexual activity. A picture of a naked child may constitute illegal child pornography if it is sufficiently sexually suggestive. Additionally, the age of consent for sexual activity in a given state is irrelevant; any depiction of a minor under 18 years of age engaging in sexually explicit conduct is illegal

        He’s literally got child pornography on his blog now, and he knows it, he called her a minor and a child multiple times……

        • Keely Simpson
          April 24, 2017 at 9:05 am

          The person who wrote this is NOT a man, it is a woman!! There are FEW Turtleboy writers.

    • Elsa J Bogart
      April 24, 2017 at 7:45 am

      I wondered that too….i don’t know how posting pictures of a child in sexually compromising positions helps at all.

  • Herb Pease
    April 21, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    Was born in Ware, long time ago. Only thing with metal through the nose back then was cows we owned. Not much difference now. Same IQ.

  • Elsa
    April 21, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    A) sex workers have been around forever, there is nothing inherently wrong with being an ADULT sex worker who is safe, and making the informed decision without being forced, and preferably works somewhere where it is legal for the safety of everyone involved.
    B) A CHILD can not give consent to be a sex worker. So either we are concerned for her well being because she is a child being raped and in danger, or she is an adult who put themselves out there to be judged and ridiculed. Don’t pretend that you are calling attention to her for any other reason than to ….well…talk shit. If you cared about her safety you would contact the authorities with this information and get her off the streets and get her some help, not slander her to the entire eastern coast and destroy her chances to repair her life and put this behind her by immortalizing it on the internet, her backpage was a lot less likely to be seen by future prospective schools or employers. You are punishing a child for apparently being grossly neglected, taken advantage of and abused.

    • Elsa
      April 21, 2017 at 9:33 pm

      I should make it clear that I am not a turtle boy hater, sometimes I agree and sometimes I don’t. I just never see the point of attacking kids who need help or encouraging the hateful cowards of the internet.

  • KayD
    April 21, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Looks like Mariah’s comment is aimed at the other teenagers to me.

  • Jenn
    April 21, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Umm “mom” and dad where the hell do you think your child is while she is out prostituting with her 25 y/o pimp? My 16 year old daughter better have her ass in school, at her part-time job or home!
    You seem like parent of the year material!

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 21, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    I sure hope that someone in LE is reading this article and getting an investigation started on this. And I hope that fuckstick kevin takes a fall for this shit and gets to do some hard time.

  • Nasty Rats
    April 21, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    What a bunch of nasty, repulsive people. All my age too!
    I know of some of them; that Wypych girl is the biggest bully in Orange,
    got pregnant when she was 15 by a 25-year-old gangsta- wannabe criminal, ‘and her sister and her boyfriend used to sell/ do heroin.
    Stop having kids you losers.

  • maxs
    April 21, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    look at these people green hair – nose rings – ear rings for little boys – half dressed little girls – what the hell – they have no place left but to go up – who are their roll models – someone from hollywood ? – the really sad news is that these people will be the same people in 20 years from now doing the same thing – on welfare with kids by mistake – who suffers the poor children do – brought up by parents that cant take care of them selves – single mothers – dead beat dads –

    • Ashamed Atholian
      April 21, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      I know of them, none of them have stable home/decent fathers.
      I live in a town where I hate everybody my age–they’re all on drugs,
      alcoholics, having kids, no jobs, and just being downright low-life’s.
      Everybody my age is dying in this town from something stupid they did.
      Go back 20 years later they’ll be in the exact same situations.

      • itsjustme
        ITSJUSTME
        April 21, 2017 at 7:49 pm

        As someone much older than you (if you’re about the age of these kids) I guarantee you’re correct, they will be in the same place 20 years from now, just with more kids and more baby daddies. You sound smart, use that and take yourself far.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    April 21, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    Let’s see if the parents go file chargers on him for statutory rape and a CHINS on her. Ten bucks says nope. All talk no action. It’s too bad but if she is 16 that’s exactly what needs to be done. At least to get her off back page for fuck sake.

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