Kevin Blackmer Is Prostituting His 16 Year Old GF On Backpage And Her Teen Mom Contingency Defends Her Honor While Family Pretends To Be Good Parents

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The other day we published this blog about legendary Ware ratchet Kevin Blackmer, who not only was arrested at the Ware Wal-mart on outstanding warrants, but was also caught in the act of shoplifting while doing so. We also mentioned that he appears to have a new girlfriend named Tort LaFreniere who came to his defense:

Turns out she’s not too happy with Turtleboy:

Next thing you know a woman named Angela LaFreniere appeared, claiming to be her stepmother:

Several people brought up the alarming concern that the girl he is dating is a 16 year old who prostitutes herself. After doing so our inbox was flooded with links that confirmed it was sadly true.

Backpage is somehow a legal form of prostitution in the United States. And Kevin Blackmer’s 16 year old girlfriend does in fact have a backpage account, and another backpage account where she goes by Katelynn:

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As you can see the account was created two weeks ago and she advertises herself as a 22 year old, who will travel to Holyoke or Springfield for clients. She offers “massages,” which of course is code word for poundtown. She also guarantees that your time with her, “is always passionate and never rushed,” and that “intimate safety and satisfaction is guaranteed.”

Her alleged stepmom had never heard of backpage before:

Oh please. “It’s time her father and I put a stop to this.” Shut the fuck up already. The time to put a stop to it was before it started. There’s nothing worse than these “parents” who pretend to care afterwards. Newsflash – you guys completely failed this child.

No one is impressed that suddenly you’re acting like you’re gonna become strict, caring parents because you posted something on Facebook. Wanna be good parents? Have your shitbag husband go find his daughter and put her in a cage. Good parents would never find themselves in this situation. There’s no way any attentive parent wouldn’t know that their daughter was so troubled that she ended up fucking Kevin Blackmer and prostituting herself on the Internet. Then again when your Dad got married in Goddamn BLUE JEANS, I guess this is the type of parenting you come to expect:

Oh, and please tell me more about how you’re gonna reign her in from your home in New Hampshire:

But then again, she did save Belgium from the terrorists with her Facebook “prayers”

So I suppose anything is possible.

Then this chick appeared to defend her honor:

Hey Lorin, can I buy a vowel please? Of course this hoodbunny is already a teen mom from the Orange area, so naturally she thinks this is something normal for a 16 year old friend to do. “She has to do this for herself.” God, can we please just exterminate this plague of ratchetry? How fucked up do you have to be in the head to think this is normal or justifiable?

Then another teen mom named “Payton,” chimed in with how this was all our fault because we’re shocked by it:

The thing about these names is, most women change their name to Payton AFTER becoming porn stars. If you’re born with a name like that your parents essentially made you a statistic from the moment you were born. Hey genius – the people going on her page to see this aren’t the problem. The problem is that it’s up there to begin with, and some men are acting on it by hiring her for “massages.”

Payton then played the “only God can judge card,” when people pointed out how stupid she sounded:

Then ANOTHER teen mom, appropriately named Kelsey, chimed in to remind everyone that Turtleboy is in fact fake news:

Yea, Turtleboy is lying about this. It’s not like there’s a link to a backpage proving that we’re not lying or anything like that. And I know when I’m in the market for some truths I always go to some GED-bag from Rutland whose nose comes with its own door-knocker for her mouth:

And in the least surprising news ever Kelsey like to use the cat filter

Allowed this thing to play connect 4 with her ovaries:

Thinks she’s getting “married”

And takes engagement photos in clothes they stole from the junkie begging for money at Kelley Square.

Next up on the list of enabling skagbags was “Chelsea Ann.” And when you’re born with a name like that it’s only a matter until your coworker’s name is Princeza Aponte. Chelsea Ann “doesn’t see a problem” with a 16 year old girl prostituting herself on Backpage:

Yup, teenage prostitution is normal. Ya know, because she’s “living life to the fullest.” Some young people do a semester abroad in Paris or go zip-lining in Alaska when they’re living life to the fullest. Others stare at pillows in a shady Holyoke motel while some guy riddled with venereal diseases gets his money’s worth from behind.

But it’s OK because Chelsea “doesn’t see her as a child.”

Yea, she’s doing a little experimenting guys. No big deal. Some teenagers smoke a little dope and do a couple kegstands. Others sell their bodies on Backpage. Same shit.

And in the least surprising news of all time, Chelsea is also a veteran junkie whorebag:

I can’t do it anymore. I can’t keep reading run-on sentences that end in “so.” My head is going to explode. Good thing Tori has 18 year old role models like this to look up to. Experienced, veteran trashbag junkies who won’t judge her. And by judge her I mean, advise her not to be a teenage hooker. Because, ya know, this is just a normal part of growing up ratchet in Ware. She’ll figure it out on her own.

Then Angel showed up, because this blog simply wouldn’t be complete without a gutterslug named Angel jumping in to offer her thoughts:

Yea, this chick is a hooker and you’re defending her and telling her how strong she is, but Turtleboy is the one who is fucked up. Definitely. Angel is everyone who hate Turtleboy Sports in a nutshell.

Then Mariah took it from there, because that was the next name up in the ratchet baby name book:

Naturally Mariah is from Spencer, because it was really only a matter of time until Spencer made an appearance in this three degrees of separation abortion sandwich. Tori is prostituting herself on the Internet. But please, tell me more about how she’s old enough at 16 to know the difference between right and wrong.

And the fact that this skankbeast is basically encouraging her by suggesting that this is some rational choice she’s making, makes Mariah part of the problem.

But please, tell me more about how the family has gone “above and beyond” for this girl. What exactly have they done? Moved to New Hampshire to start the backup family, and wrote a couple things on Facebook? Because clearly your idea of responsible parenting is very different from the rest of civilized society’s. But please, tell me more about how people who are telling her the truth are not “real friends.” Earth has never needed a plague this badly before. I give up.

The bottom line is, this is fucking sick. It was funny writing about Kevin Blackmer up until now because he was a poopsmooch doing dumb things for our amusement. Writing dumb things on social media about gay people, posing in women’s underwear, claiming to be forced into being a regular at an illegal Ware strip club, claiming to be a hitman for hire, and going by the nickname Street Sweeper.

But he’s an actual threat to society. He knows this chick is 16 and obviously fucked in the head, and he’s preying on her because he’s an animal. At her age she may in fact be beyond saving. This is probably going to be the person she’s gonna be as an adult. But for now she’s still a kid, and Kevin Blackmer is a 25 year old man exploiting her. Quite frankly it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he forced her into this and watches on a hidden camera while he pleasures himself in her underwear. This dude is a soulless savage, and any decent person who saw him in a public setting would spit in his face and remind everyone within shouting distance that he fucks 16 year old girls and sells them into prostitution.

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