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Breaking News: The results are in from the Spencer-East Brookfield School Committee election and it was an overwhelming, resounding, facializing defeat for Kevin Hayes, and a HUGE victory for the Turtleboy Sports Revolution:
Congratulations to Jason Monette and Martha Berthiaume, the latest members of the Turtleboy ticket to be swept into office in a peaceful coup de tats. I’m sure they will restore sanity to this poor community that Kevin Hayes has used as his own personal bank. I mean, that wasn’t even remotely close. The people have spoken. They don’t believe Clive McFarlane’s propaganda. They don’t believe Kevin Hayes mountain of lies. They believe the teachers and the students. All the protests and all the blog were worth it. They’ve all been building up to this. This wasn’t just a victory, it was a Roman triumph.
Time for heads to roll and for the people of Spencer and East Brookfield to take their schools back. First stop, end the investigation of the teachers and reinstate them immediately. Next step, get rid of scab principal Patricia Jordan at David Prouty. Third step, fire Tracy Crowe and bring in a real superintendent. Fourth step, make Prouty great again. Final step, bury Kevin Hayes in the Turtleboy Sports graveyard.
Seriously though, why did he make us do this to him? He could’ve just resigned and kept his dignity. But instead he forced us to publicly execute him. We did not want it to come to this, but he left us with no choice. When are people going to learn? If you act responsibly and do the right thing then we’ll leave you alone. But if you poke the turtle, it usually ends with a headstone and a plot. Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
If you want Turtleboy to try to save your school district or town, feel free to contact us. This makes us so happy, you have no idea. This is why Turtleboy Sports exists. This is why we fight. To make the world a better place.
P.S. Who’s up next? So many options. Lisa Dyer, Jen Roy, Seven Hills Charter School? So many options, so little time. Celebrate the victory with a shirt:
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