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Kevin Hayes Made Turtleboy Execute Him And Add Him To The TBS Graveyard After Spencer-East Brookfield School Committee Election Coup De Tats

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Breaking News: The results are in from the Spencer-East Brookfield School Committee election and it was an overwhelming, resounding, facializing defeat for Kevin Hayes, and a HUGE victory for the Turtleboy Sports Revolution:


Congratulations to Jason Monette and Martha Berthiaume, the latest members of the Turtleboy ticket to be swept into office in a peaceful coup de tats. I’m sure they will restore sanity to this poor community that Kevin Hayes has used as his own personal bank. I mean, that wasn’t even remotely close. The people have spoken. They don’t believe Clive McFarlane’s propaganda. They don’t believe Kevin Hayes mountain of lies. They believe the teachers and the students. All the protests and all the blog were worth it. They’ve all been building up to this. This wasn’t just a victory, it was a Roman triumph.

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Time for heads to roll and for the people of Spencer and East Brookfield to take their schools back. First stop, end the investigation of the teachers and reinstate them immediately. Next step, get rid of scab principal Patricia Jordan at David Prouty. Third step, fire Tracy Crowe and bring in a real superintendent. Fourth step, make Prouty great again. Final step, bury Kevin Hayes in the Turtleboy Sports graveyard.

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Seriously though, why did he make us do this to him? He could’ve just resigned and kept his dignity. But instead he forced us to publicly execute him. We did not want it to come to this, but he left us with no choice. When are people going to learn? If you act responsibly and do the right thing then we’ll leave you alone. But if you poke the turtle, it usually ends with a headstone and a plot. Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

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77 Comment(s)
  • paul
    May 11, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    Love the sight. Keep holding people accountable….something that never happens this day in age. I dont agree with everything you write, but thats what makes America great. We can disagree on things, have a RATIONAL conversation about what we disagree on over an ice cold beer and still remains friends. DONT.POKE.THE.TURTLE.

  • Dave Lind
    May 11, 2016 at 9:19 am

    who is the chick in the graveyard with the boobs in the bikini again? I forgot

    • Wabbitt
      May 11, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      I think that was that southern blogger who got pissed about TB wanting his iced coffee mixed right.

      • Finnish Goalie
        May 12, 2016 at 9:22 am

        That on-line exchange was the highlight of the blog’s Fall season.

  • Heywood Djablowme
    May 11, 2016 at 9:10 am

    Greg Hill sucks dead donkey dicks. He is the worst DJ with the absolute worst bunch of idiots on the airways.

  • Reddog
    May 11, 2016 at 7:03 am

    TB gets the big trophy. Great job following through on this mission. The other 11,500 people of Spencer thank you.

    • BobnMic
      May 11, 2016 at 12:15 pm

      Seriously I kid on here way too much I know but excellent job Turtleboy exposing this creep Hayes. I bet there are a lot of people in Spencer very happy right about now. Nice work.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 11, 2016 at 1:11 am

    I love that we have Urkel Glasses screaming right in his ear too… sure, he’s next to the ta-tas, but he has to listen to that voice for all eternity.

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    * were to come back to haunt? Is that better? I so suck.

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Hey MrButthurt – I’m with you dude. This fucking clown dickwad Kevin Hayes has been exposed as the corrupt ass hat (actually asshole) that he is. He even looks shady but still on the level with real info Turtleboy has exposed him. And his ridiculous nepotism way of doing business and that in it self will was come back to haunt him in the end.

    • LOL
      May 10, 2016 at 11:51 pm

      It was a vote dude… not a trial lol. The real trial should be coming for someone else soon enough. Like any of this was for the kids.

  • MrButthurt
    May 10, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    To Ladycuntface and Bob.

    LMFAO you retards dont have a clue. You do not kow the people involved. You say a landscaper and a secretary I say a wealth of knowledge fron that secretary with over 30 years exp dealing with all new Supers and SC members As far as the landscaper. He runs a well known buisness that is very succesful in a number of things. Hayes is now, was a fucking joke. Corruption was his middle name. The douche did whatever he felt like with no regard to policy or the better of the district. Now he is at home drowning in a scotch bottle crying cause he spent a ton of money trying to get reelected and got fucking destroyed.

    • Concerned for Humanity
      May 10, 2016 at 11:49 pm

      30 Years of watching corrupt b/s and not doing a thing about it… yeah awesome.

      • Concerned for Humanity
        May 10, 2016 at 11:50 pm

        The secretary that is…

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    I honesty can not believe and are astonished at the amount of fucking pussies here in the Turtleboy comment section. I mean there were always those here worthy of some kind of adult distinction in the past but now what the fuck already? Where are you pussy fucking assholes coming from?

    Hey you little sensitive troll people – you widdle sensitive pooky doos like Wabbitt and his friends. I will put you through boot camp to the likes that you will never imagine or forget and you will shit yourself. Wabbitt, I reached out to you more than twice and you said fuck you. Meaning fuck me. So now fuck you. I will own your small little pea brain and then you will shit yourself on your bus ride downtown.

    • that's stupid
      May 10, 2016 at 11:00 pm

      Hey Bobnfordick did you take the short bus

    • Jsr
      May 11, 2016 at 6:35 am

      You need a hobie lol

    • EnoughAlready
      May 11, 2016 at 11:13 am

      Hey, TBS, can you please block BobnMic from posting? He has clearly gone off the deep end is just embarrassing himself. Thanks.

      • BobnMic
        May 11, 2016 at 12:01 pm

        Not going to happen Wabbitt. Get used to it. Too butthurt? Nice alias. What is this your 5th or 6th so far?

        • NotWabbitt
          May 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm

          No, I am not Wabbitt but I usually post under a different name. However, since you are clearly completely unhinged, I decided to change my username to post the comment above.

          When you reach the point where you are posting comments like, ” I will put you through boot camp to the likes that you will never imagine or forget and you will shit yourself,” it’s obviously time for you to check yourself. Do you really think posting nasty, vile, insulting comments is going to cause anyone to shit themselves?

          Oh, and you and Feisty aren’t as smart and witty as you like to think you are. I find you both to be pretty pathetic and in need of attention.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 12:59 pm

            Wow you really enlightened me. What are you 12? Go change your diapers I can smell them from here.


          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 1:01 pm

            And why not post under what name you usually post under so I know who to avoid?

          • Don'tBeAJerk
            May 11, 2016 at 1:05 pm

            Because you won’t avoid me. You’ll do the opposite of that and then I’ll have to “deal” with you.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 1:27 pm

            Don’t worry your little sensitive head there who ever you are. I do not come on here to make enemies. I make opinions and comments with a little grit and edge to it and a few delicate flowers just seem not to be able to handle it. You know something, the real world is full of people like me and if you can’t handle it then the world will swallow you up whole, spit you out and don’t say I didn’t warn you. It is what it is my friend. Why don’t you grow a pair and come along for the ride. Life is fun if you let it be. Or better yet don’t read my comments. What ever suits you.

          • The Philistine
            May 11, 2016 at 1:30 pm

            You really need to stop. Seriously. Stop with a shred of dignity, if there’s any left.

          • Whatever
            May 11, 2016 at 1:37 pm

            I hope that was directed at Bob.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 1:43 pm

            Philistine. You show me one comment where I went on the offensive toward any commenter on here. If you can do that then I will disappear. But don’t bother wasting your time because you won’t find anything. Do I retaliate? Of course. Maybe not tit for tat albeit I’ll admit that. That’s life. You don’t get pushed around by the assholes of the world. Call it Darwinism if you like but this is what it is and stop being so weak minded. Toughen up kid.

          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 1:52 pm

            I love how he thinks every comment against him is me. Like I care that much about him that I’d go through the trouble of using dozens of fake names just to fuck with him.

            Sorry to burst your safe space Bob, but you’re really not that important.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 2:07 pm

            So what are you, Wabbitt, doing right here and right now? Every time I comment you have search for it to make sure I did not make reference to the asshole who calls himself Wabbitt? Because that is exactly what you are doing. It is weird. Very weird. Now you are stalking me. It’s also weird owning someone’s brain. I don’t find it amusing at all and wish to God it never happened. But it did so here we are. Live with it.

          • AmIWabbitt?
            May 11, 2016 at 3:37 pm

            bob is a nut job

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 3:51 pm

            Agreed. I’ll take ownership of that one. But in a good way.

        • The Philistine
          May 12, 2016 at 6:11 am

          Hell, at this point, I just show up here in the mornings to see what else you decided to type.

          Curious when the admins will get sick of it or decide to turn it into a blog piece of its own.

          We’re past dignity being lost, so go for it.

      • Bob'sNuts
        May 11, 2016 at 2:08 pm

        I’m actually starting to worry about what this nutjob will do out in the real world. I hope he doesn’t have access to guns or we might be reading about him in the T&G soon…

        • BobnMic
          May 11, 2016 at 2:11 pm

          Really. One example please and not my counter punching at a first punch thrown. That is something that anybody with a backbone would do.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 2:15 pm

            And trust me if you are going to read about me in the T&G it will for nothing but good like previous articles were about. You don’t know me dude at all but you are certainly quick to judge. Let me guess, a SJW college idiot. Did I get that right?

        • Whatever
          May 11, 2016 at 2:42 pm

          I’m starting to think he might be Q.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 2:47 pm

            I do not like that dude at all. He has caused more shit around here and on TB’s facebook page that I lost count. Hell, he comes directly after me sometimes and I most certainly have fun fighting him off as well. I’m crazy like that I’ll admit. Call me an asshole or anything you want but please not Q.

        • WhoIsWabbitt?
          May 11, 2016 at 3:39 pm

          Lol one post showing you’re a nut job? There’s like 5 on every article TB writes

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 3:46 pm

            That’s a stretch and you know it. Keep it real homey keep it real. Let’s not make something out of nothing. Grow up libtard.

          • Bob'sNuts
            May 11, 2016 at 3:49 pm

            It’s bizarre isn’t it? I’m starting to think he might be the nutjob who used to be one of the den leaders when my son was in scouts. First name is Jeff. He also thinks he’s a pillar of the community and is constantly seeking attention and trying to scam people.

          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 4:07 pm

            More like six. Right in a row. Because he can’t just make a comment and move on, like a normal functioning member of society.

    • Sissy Hankshaw
      May 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm

      Use the word “pussy” some more. It turns me on.

    • bobngoon
      May 11, 2016 at 4:10 pm

      By evidence of your own posts, it is clear the biggest pussy is you. Threatening everyone like a moronic keyboard warrior, really? How old are you anyway? Wabbit disagreed with you being a dick a few posts back and ever since then you throw a fit as worthy as any troll or social justice warrior would do when their feelings are hurt without having anything truly intelligent to say as a comeback. You can’t even answer anyone you disagree here without some baseless name calling. In a ridiculous way, these posts you put up are starting to get almost as amusing as your obnoxious verbal tirades: you see the irony you clown? in no way are they worthy of adult distinction. Then you threaten people; Are you psychotic or just pathetic? Either way, loons like you give the rest of the (reasonable) TB readership a bad name, so if you can’t be civil as you claim, do everyone a favor and leave this forum.

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      May 12, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      Funny you should talk about pussies. Correct me if I am wrong but aren’t you the one who pitched a fit over a Cheers comparison? I think you may be projecting a little.

  • ladyrepublican
    May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Just freakin great news Spencer! Now we have a secretary & a landscaper on the school committee! Such professional people to run a school district…. we’ll be a level 5 in a year! Such a dumb freakin French town… always was…. always will be!! Does anyone remember last year when the SC elected a new chairman (don’t remember his name from EB) and they realized he was a complete idiot and voted after the meeting to elect Hayes?
    I can only imagine the SC meetings going forward…. a total joke. I’m sure the education will improve now that they are not fighting administration….lmffao….who is responsible for teaching? Its not my fault that the students are stupid!!
    Fahey is a crook… if he doesn’t like losing his AD position….look for a job elsewhere.
    Its unfortunate the vote went this way…. residents of Spencer sell now…. it is only going to get worse!

    • GetFuct
      May 11, 2016 at 5:36 am


  • Sally Rottencrotch
    May 10, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    OOOh I love the Turtleboy hoodie and I want to give Worcester bloggers my dads credit card ans SS. # so I can get be a proud TB rider cuz Worcester people are so honest. Here’s another idea for you Fagnuts. NOBODY is buying or wearing Turtleboy hoodies. You are a bunch of middle aged snake oil salesmen!!!! Go WAAF and Greg Hill.

    • ItsAllABadDream
      May 11, 2016 at 8:30 am

      WAAF and Greg Hill? You mean the time machine to 1990?

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 11, 2016 at 9:24 am

      I liked Greg Hill too, back in the mid-90s.

      It’s nice that he gave LB “purpose” though.

  • Yoooo
    May 10, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Hayes is probably crying himself to sleep tonight.

  • CAM
    May 10, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    I’m so happy

  • Wabbitt
    May 10, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Isn’t it coup d’etat? Freshman French class was a long time ago.

    • May 10, 2016 at 9:43 pm

      If the red line doesn’t come up then we hit the enter button

    • BobnMic
      May 10, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      Hey failure to reconcile here with my several attempts thus making YOU the shit for brains and aggressor – So a traitor in french lore subjects your fancy. It appears somewhat current to your current existence. You want to over throw what? Where are you coming from you fake smart person? You can’t even give yourself a handjob without something battery operated and you know it so. It’ll be a while since I go back to the table with you – you fucking suckbag asshole. You throw the first punch. I respond albeit large. I offer to end it and you essentially say fuck me. Who is the real asshole here dipshit?

      • BobnMic
        May 10, 2016 at 10:04 pm

        Not you TB. Asshat Wabbitt was the target because he sucks..

        • The Philistine
          May 10, 2016 at 10:23 pm


          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 8:56 am

            It’s really gotten pathetic at this point.

          • boobnmic
            May 11, 2016 at 3:59 pm

            I agree. Just stop

      • Non Sequitor
        May 11, 2016 at 12:05 pm

        Christ Almighty you’re probably the type that would bitch about a bride’s dress at a wedding. Get over yourself already.

      • EVERYONE
        May 11, 2016 at 3:28 pm

        Shut the fuck up bob

        • BobnMic
          May 11, 2016 at 3:37 pm

          Spoken like a true SJW scumbag hero. Did you just recently come back from U.Mass? Why don’t you tell everybody to shut the fuck up so the only opinions around here can be yours and yours only. You’d love that wouldn’t you. Then you could spend all day giving yourself thumbs up.

          • WabbitBrain
            May 11, 2016 at 3:48 pm

            Nope, you’re the only one that needs to shut up

    • Turtle Rider
      May 10, 2016 at 10:27 pm

      Yes, oh yes it is.

    • BobnMic
      May 11, 2016 at 12:10 pm

      What? – are you going to go after Turtleboy now? Really? Really? This is his blog dickweed. But go on ahead please do. He’ll expose you and embarrass the shit out of you. Then you’ll cry to your Mom for a bus ticket so you can go hang out down at the Mid-town Mall. You’re probably the guy that does all that pissing in the corner’s thus giving that dump the allure that it has.

      • fuckstick
        May 11, 2016 at 3:24 pm

        What are you even fucking talking about?

        • BobnMic
          May 11, 2016 at 3:31 pm

          Befitting name. Did your parents give you that name? Boy, you never had a shot in life did you? Sad. The above comment was meant for Wabbitt. Ya know, the guy in the tower with a rifle picking off any and everybody he can? His dig to TB who owns this blog may be his doom. That’ll be amusing to watch.

          • fuckstick
            May 11, 2016 at 3:56 pm

            Actually it’s a biblical name. And from what i see, everyone likes Wabbitt and thinks you are a fucking numb-nuts

          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 4:04 pm

            One Cheers comparison and I’m a mass murdering sniper. The mental gymnastics exhibited there would put Mary Lou Retton to shame.

          • fuckstick
            May 11, 2016 at 4:17 pm

            If bob competes in a mental gymnastics competition, I think it would have to be at the special Olympics

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 4:29 pm

            Ok so some digs I can not dispute. This is one of them.

          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 6:41 pm

            Of course, my “dig” to TB won’t be my downfall for a couple of reasons.

            1. Correcting the spelling a term in a language he doesn’t speak natively isn’t a dig.

            2. TB isn’t an oversensitive buttnugget like Bob. He doesn’t go on three day, frothing rampages because someone poked fun at him.

            Dead serious dude, if you had just called me a shithead and been done with it, it wouldn’t have been a blip on anyone’s radar; my own included. But this petty, ridiculous tantrum has just made you look like a petulant child. You’re literally a bigger laughing stock on this blog than Kevin Lynch and Jeff Neal ever were. Combined. And it’s entirely your own doing.

            Sit back. Take a long, hard look at your life choices up to this point, and realize that you, me, and everyone else is nothing but a meaningless, infinitesimal spec in the grand scheme of the universe. All we are is dust in the wind.

  • God Bless
    May 10, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    I can’t believe there are 500 morons in Spencer/East Brookfield that voted for him. Crowe is an embarrassment to all educators. She has been an embarrassment where ever she goes…………SEBRSD needs to fire her even if they have to eat her contract…. They can just use all the money they will save on ridiculous lawsuits.

    • Boss Tweed
      May 10, 2016 at 9:27 pm

      Don’t fire her. Hire a new Super and make her sit in her new conference room.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    May 10, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    you rock TB!

  • Deb McNamara
    May 10, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Good bye Scum.

  • Boss Tweed
    May 10, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    Now can we fire his 2 kids that got jobs. They can’t be much better, especially with daddy not protecting them.

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