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Kid Cock’s Perp Walk After Getting Bailed Out By Hardo Brother For Fitchburg Road Rage Is The Stuff Ratchet Dreams Are Made Of

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Kid Cock’s Perp Walk After Getting Bailed Out By Hardo Brother For Fitchburg Road Rage Is The Stuff Ratchet Dreams Are Made Of

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Yesterday we wrote this blog about some ponytailed Kid Cock who was caught on film in an act of road rage in downtown Fitchburg by a local Dad with his 4 year old daughter in the backseat.

Har-do. Guaranteed this guy has zero problem punching a chick. He probably kicked so many guy’s asses back in 83 too. What a bad ass!!

And of course he was really pissed because this guy interrupted his trip to the art museum, so he had no choice but to stand in the middle of the road, grab his schmenzer, and gyrate it for the world to see:

Of course we were able to figure his name out before any of the MSM could:

And Mike Bryce was arrested by the Leominster PD a few hours later. But when his brother showed up to bail his ass out, that’s when things got really fun:

“Any comment?”

“I’m innocent!!!”

Of course you are Michael.

Of course you are.

Can’t say I can figure out the logic of covering your head with your shirt if you’re just gonna flip off new reported five seconds later:

But then again, when you grab your cock in the middle of Main Street and ram into the back of a car with a 4 year old in it, you kind of play by a different set of ratchet rules.

But man, the Bryce family sure does like the middle finger. And his brother wasn’t fucking around either. He assaulted the reporter right on camera.

How awesome would it have been if he got arrested right there and his brother, who he just bailed out, ended up bailing him out half an hour later? Just another Wednesday for the Bryce clan.

The best part about this video is when he emerges from the police station wearing pajama pants:

Keep in mind, he was not wearing pajama pants in the video, and he was arrested at 5:45 PM. He literally went home after a fit of road rage, and decided that 2:00 PM was a good time to get into his jam-jams. Do you understand what an amazing white trash day that is? Punching cars, grabbing cock, rammin babies, getting arrested in your PJ’s, and then your brother almost gets arrested while in the process of bailing you out. Leominster’s finest ladies and gentlemen!!

P.S. Someone get me one of the Bryce brothers for Friday night’s Turtleboy Live show. Medford Pete has nothing on these assholes.

Double P.S. Kyle Dooling, the guy who did the filming, should’ve left instead of putting his daughter in harm’s way like that. He’s hardly a hero. Although he acts like one a lot on Facebook, and apparently this is not the first time he played superman on Main Street in Fitchburg:

Yea sorry, if you frequently find yourself in situations where you’re getting in conflicts with assholes on Main Street, you might be part of the problem too. Ya know, because the tape doesn’t show what happened that led up to the road rage incident. Just sayin.

 

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Fitchburg-Shuffle
    May 12, 2017 at 9:51 am

    Kind of funny how Kyle plays the victim now. There are plenty of locals who were victims to his larceny and stupidity during his formative years. He was the reason people stopped keeping radar detectors in his their cars.

  • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    May 11, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Should add that this little pussy was arraigned today and held without bail pending a dangerousness hearing. Hope the little vag gets a little justice served on him in lockup.

    Some phony tough guy jumps out of his vehicle and starts punching mine with my kids in the car he’s gonna be looking down the barrel of my .45. Let’s see how hard he acts when he’s shitting his PJs.

  • Big Raymond
    May 11, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Low lives, all of them, including a few of the commenters. Next time somebody disparages the South or rural United States, remember this in our wonderful state of Massachusetts.

  • Chip Striker
    May 11, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Wow, what an awesome Wallmart Warrior this retard is. Denim jacket, ponytail, teeth that look like he’s been chewing on rocks. Then he does the perp walk in Bruins pajamas?? This is legendary!!!

    I bet you, without even missing a beat, I can guess 100% whats in his refrigerator, his trailor and exactly what the wilderbeasts he’s fornicated with look like.

    I really need to get his autograph. You sir, are a legend.

  • KEVIN LYNCH
    May 11, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    Kyle is often involved in such incidents. He agitates people constantly. This is like the fifth incident within Kyle on Main St in a years time.

  • TL
    May 11, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Not for noting but the guy filming this is a pussy. I don’t care if my daughter is in the car or not, if I stop to yell at someone like he did I’m throwing down. He’s a puss for not getting out of the car and hiding behind his phone. Gay.

  • Pj pants lover
    May 11, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    If I’m not expecting to get arrested in the next few hours is it acceptable then to come home after a long day at work and throw on some comfy pjs? That’s what I like to do. The bra usually comes off as well if I’m in for the night, unless I’m expecting uniformed guest.

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 11, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    Kevin Lynchs cousin?

  • Chuck
    May 11, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Ship the violent old man to Bridgewater for thirty days observation.

  • Mom's Basement
    May 11, 2017 at 11:17 am

    This entire thing was just a ploy to get thrown in jail. That’s why he slipped into his nighty and lubed up before heading to the police station. His cell mates were “in the can” in more ways than one!

    • Michael Bryce's Reamed Out Anus
      May 11, 2017 at 11:34 am

      Awww mom, stop, you’re embarrassing me in front of millions of turtle riders. But I did have a good time with all the boys in lockup. It was sore at first, but after I dabbed some baby orajel on it I’m all tingly back there now. Your idea of wearing my jammies and lubing up prior to booking was a great idea too. No more struggling with zippers when that wagon circle forms and I can get right down to business.

      And I’d really like to thank Turtleboy for giving me my new nickname “Kid Cock”. It was whispered in my ear several times last night.

  • Strata
    May 11, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Maybe Mr Bryce is just angry because of all the poor choices and decisions he’s made in his life, and lives a meaningless & unfulfilled life. All of his own making. His actions scream loser ! So miserable that he goes out of way to try to makes others miserable like himself. Enjoy your shitty life Mike

  • Mark D
    May 11, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Saw that shitbag on the news last night and first thing I noticed was the Bruins pajamas. LOL

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