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Killingly Chronic Mom Feeds Kids Pot Gummies Instead Of Prescription Meds To Calm Them Down, Refuses To Take Them To Hospital, Calls Son A Liar On Facebook While Vowing Internet Lawsuit

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Haven’t had a good story out of the Connecticut corridor in a while. We were due….

Feeding your kids pot gummies to get them to shut up. That’s one way to parent. I wish I would’ve thought of that. When Turtleboy Jr. is throwing a fit I try talking to him rationally and if that fails I put him in timeout. Turns out you can just give them pot brownies. Problem solved.

Ya know you’re a degenerate when your own mother dimes on you to the cops too. Kids show up at Grandma’s house all fucked up and Mom is just like, “They’ll be fine. Let em sleep it off.” Hospitals “cause too much trouble.” Ya know, by diagnosing what’s wrong with you and giving you medicine to remedy it.

Mom had a good excuse though – the kids got into her shit when she wasn’t around. Sure, she stores the legal gummies that children can safely consume with her pot gummies, but that totally doesn’t mean she’s a bad parent. I store my dank nuggets with the chicken nuggets too. Shit happens.

Even Dad dimed on her:

After learning of the incident, Cusson’s husband Matthew Sasser was upset and threw away the remaining gummy bears. He had not known they were in the house prior to this incident.


The worst part about this is that it’s gonna give responsible pot users a bad name. It also makes pot seem like it’s dangerous, which it’s not. Unless you’re a three year old who’s being fed pot gummies when you can’t fall asleep.

Don’t worry though, she’s a good mom because she’s resisting Trump by “choosing humanity,” and she’s got the Facebook filter to prove it.

Anyway, if this happens to you, and you’re publicly shamed on WINY Radio’s Facebook page, it’s probably best NOT to show up in the comments to defend your honor. But when you’re the type of chick who feeds pot to your kids to shut them up you don’t exactly follow conventional wisdom. Let’s see how she chose to defend herself….

I see she went with the “my kid’s a liar, my husband’s a negligent caretaker, and my mother’s a cunt” defense. Bold move right there.

And of course it’s the three year old daughter’s fault for going through her drawers while her husband was showering. Good thing she kept them in a low enough drawer that a three year old could get at them. And even better that she wisely chose to mix the “legal” gummies with her pot gummies. What could possibly go wrong?

She also claims that she has her kids back, even though the police report says otherwise, and she’s working with her lawyer to get WINY Radio to take the post down:

Ummm…WINY Radio just finds the most ratchet police reports and copies and pastes them to their Facebook page. I don’t know why they do this, but I find it very entertaining and I hope they never stop. Either way, I’m sure your lawyer advised you to make sure you run to their Facebook page and tell a bunch of strangers that your 9 year old is a pathological liar.

Notice she says that her kid was taken off of prescription meds over a year ago too. Even though the police report and the child said otherwise. Does she have any documentation that can clear any of this up? Nope. But she posted it on Facebook so it must be true.

That’s when the white knight no one asked for showed up:

Andy Richardson used to work at WINY Radio. We blogged about him last year when he ranted about how sleezy Turtleboy is for literally blogging about things that his employer put on their Facebook page:

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HAHAHAHHA!! Oh yea, back when he was at WINY Radio he posted pictures of junkies and domestic abusers because he loved them. It totally wasn’t malicious or used for public shaming like Turtleboy uses it. Welcome back to Turtleboy bitch.


His defense, just like hers, is that the state police are lying. Because that’s what the state police do – randomly frame hipster moms who feed their kid grilled chronic and cheese sandwiches. Luckily THC Mom is working with her lawyer to develop paperwork that will prove the blatant falsities.

Lots of good lawyers advise their clients to run to WINY Radio Facebook page to clear things up with a bunch of strangers casting judgement on you.

The free muh boi stoner patrol was out in full force to defend her too….

“No casting stones unless you’re perfect.” That’s one of my favs. Because this is totally a relatable situation that could happen to anyone.

According to THC Mom these allegations have been “proven false weeks ago”:

Even though she was arrested on Sunday.

Then Dad showed up to defend her honor….

Bruh…..After learning of the incident, Cusson’s husband Matthew Sasser was upset and threw away the remaining gummy bears. He had not known they were in the house prior to this incident.


According to this brilliant MENSA candidate WINY Radio is in the wrong for exploiting people’s personal life:

Turns out poor Clarence just didn’t know the difference between good and bad drugs. Because he’s never smoked pot (lol). Everyone knows that pot is a good drug for three year olds.

Newsflash moron – arrest reports are PUBLIC record. It’s no longer a personal matter when you get locked up after your own flesh and blood dimes on you to the cops for feeding your kids the devil’s lettuce to get them to shut up.

All you need to do to understand what we’re dealing with here is go to THC Mom’s Facebook page and see the first public post….

Yup. She’s one of those. The chick who read some literature on the Internet and is now an expert on health and biology. We’re talking about cream soda here people. Cream freaking soda. And she’s appalled that her mother is drinking it because she read some shit on Google and watched a YouTube video.

Gee whiz, I wonder if her kids are vaccinated?

It all makes sense now. Kid gets prescribed medicine, but she doesn’t believe in prescription meds because she read somewhere that big pharma puts dangerous chemicals in medication that makes you get AIDS. So she feeds her kid pot gummies and fish oil instead because her friend at the farmer’s market told her it would help him from developing Autism. She probably lectures her mother about this all the time instead of just getting her kids the proper meds. Grandma had enough of it when the kids showed up to her house all fucked up and wanted to bring them to the hospital. Except Mom doesn’t like hospitals because that’s where big pharma is, and the hippies in her peace circle who breast feed their kids until the age of 6 tell them to just sleep it off when your kids have too much weed.

Mystery solved.

29 Comment(s)
  • Dr.D00d
    February 8, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    I know this girl personally.
    She is amazing in bed and legit wanted to hook up with me after I said I was voting for Bernie.
    She’s a freak. I do wish her private pics would leak though. I miss that image.

    • Bingbang
      February 13, 2021 at 10:26 pm

      Pics or it didn’t happen!

      • Not nice
        February 17, 2021 at 12:19 am

        All lies.
        I reached out to her for a threesome with my husband and I and she turned it down.

  • Cousin Pookie
    June 28, 2018 at 12:12 am

    She think she cute.

    June 27, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    I bet she has taken all of the food with sodium chloride in it out of the house too. Such a horrible substance that Sodium chloride is. How dare food companies put Sodium chloride in our food and drinks. They are poisoning our children ban Sodium chloride.

    • The Vorlon
      June 27, 2018 at 11:52 pm

      Ban diHydrogen Monoxide. The LD50 is 90ml/Kg!

    • King of Science
      June 28, 2018 at 12:05 am

      If we don’t eat beef, cow farts will make the sun give us skin cancer.

    • Public Screwls
      June 28, 2018 at 5:46 am

      My car is a hybrid it’s powered purely by hydrocarbons and oxygen! Free mother Gaia from fossil fuels!

  • msheadkracker
    June 27, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    Is she that fucking stupid that she doesnt know what melatonin is? You dont give kids cbd for sleep, you give them melatonin for a few weeks to teach their bodies to produce it to sleep. I have 6 kids, one thats autistic and one with adhd that doesnt require sleep, hes unmedicated but we give him melatonin on a regimine to properly sleep. Kids are kids, why the hell does he have “attachment disorder”? Wtf did she leave him with that he has that? Id put money on her giving them the cbd gummies when they are playing normally to mellow them out, cuz she can deal with kids. And that husband, wearing a “live to vape” shirt, i bet he takes it in the ass while on the gummies. What a fag!

    • Sugar Foot Leonard
      June 27, 2018 at 11:38 pm

      What, taking it in the ass on gummies is gay now? When did this happen?

    • Get the kids outside to play no more drugs
      June 28, 2018 at 6:01 am

      Imagine if these two pot loving parents tried exercise for their kids. Not talking about Zumba class or some yoga bullshit. Talking about kids getting outside running around, hide and seek, riding bicycle for the older one….. just kids naturally playing they know how to tire themselves out if you let them its natural much more natural than a THC gummy candy.

      • Lilly
        June 28, 2018 at 10:22 am

        Amen to that! I am the mother of two boys who are 11 and 8 and I make sure everyday they are both outside doing something. My mother always told me, “if you want them to go to sleep, let em run like dogs, they will be out the minute they hit the pillow! My boys seem to go to bed earlier when they don’t have school because they spend the whole day doing physical activity’s. Keeps em healthy too.

  • Trump Supporter
    June 27, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    I was voting Trump in 2020 but I’ll vote for Bernie for one night of feelin’ the burn with her. A stoner chick who’s skinny after two kids… Wow! She is a keeper!

    • Screw PC
      June 28, 2018 at 11:24 am

      Yeah, you’ll feel a burn after fucking a Bernie supporter. Doctors call it syphilis.

  • ABCD
    June 27, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    How’d her nine year old develop an attachment disorder?

    • Pothead Jr.
      June 27, 2018 at 11:53 pm

      I peeked down her shirt and said “damn, I miss those titties”.

      • Inspector Mussolini
        June 28, 2018 at 5:55 am

        Nice! Probably closest thing to the truth.

        9 year old who’s been ignored and brushed off their entire life, by their stoned unresponsive parents during the most crucial years. Baby cries for a diaper change, stressed out mom and dad let minutes and hours slip past in a stoned stupor. Now the obvious fix is get the kid stoned never learn to deal with their own emotions or needs. I will say this family is way ahead of the heroin families, mom and dad still together no need to intern them in the (Bernie Sanders Free College and Weed National Concentration Camp) just yet.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    June 27, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    This gives the parents that responsibly medicate their kids with cannabis a bad name. I’m pretty open to giving kids cannabis meds for conditions if it helps. This isn’t that. These kids are higher than jesus. They’re orbiting fucking saturn.

    In my life, yeah I probably would but I’d explore other options first. I wouldn’t use cannabis to solve every problem with my kid. I’d be very reluctant to use it on a 3 year old. If I did have to use it, I’d be damn fucking sure that this kid doesn’t get completely fucking blitzed. With kids, a little bit can go a very long way.

    This is still a very slippery slope. The science isn’t completely finished and the research on the applications is still very much just beginning.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Dumb But Buzzed? Sign Me Up
      June 27, 2018 at 10:44 pm

      Jesus, another stoner that read an article by a stoner and validated its accuracy with her pothead clique. So cool, so edgy, … so fuckin’ stupid and easily led.

      Weed kills brain cells, destroys your memory, makes you dumber, and re-wires your brain so that all you are capable of is playing XBox and while pounding Red Bulls and munching on Funions. Anyone living the “cannabis is magic” lifestyle is getting their pocket picked while they pretend their brains aren’t in a 24/7 semi-comatose fog.

      You know why MJ is legal in Mass and other liberal states? Because the liberals on Beacon Hill and in other capitals figured out the perfect way to tax their stupid and unemployed constituents, while getting these same sheep to keep voting them in so they can continue to keep you dumb and dependent.

      • Tuna Flap Sadie
        June 27, 2018 at 11:48 pm

        P. Niss stands cerected.

      • Devil Dick Sandwich
        June 28, 2018 at 5:36 am

        Amen man! Low iq voters learning “science” from rolling stone magazine. These twaddling fucks believe pot cures everything from cancer to the flu. Next time one of them has a burst appendix I hope they turn their back on horrible Western medicine and treat it with hemp or cannabis oil or an extra ten joints a day, ignorant masses.

        Funny how their favorite recreation drug and psychological escapism also cures everything, used to be a lot of winos on the Boston Common that felt the same way about booze. Personally I believe sex with hot chicks and riding fun motorcycles cures everything. You have to be smart enough to see your own bias, ignore them and still do the right thing. BTW fatsos think cupcakes and Twinkies cure Diabetes, no dumb-ass it’s what got you into your situation.

  • I_Am_In_Love
    June 27, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I would. Definitely. She’s down right hot. Sadly her FB is no longer fully public so I can’t download any pictures of her.
    The one at the top of the blog… she looks amazing. Thick, beautiful eyebrows above her gorgeous eyes.
    Vape boy ain’t spanking it in the shower if he’s got that waiting for him.

    • vicxh
      June 27, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      Absolutely. And if she brings some joints and gummies to the party, boy oh boy, what a total blast. Nothing better than mellowing out and letting her polish the knob….

  • Devil Dick Sandwich
    June 27, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Her husband probably is a negligent care taker and her mother probably is a cunt and her kids probably are liars, but no doubt she did most of the things she is accused of. Just bc your mom’s a cunt and your husband is a looser pot-head is no excuse.

    Dad threw out the remaining gummies to ditch the evidence, guarantee that douchey hipster with a LIVE TO VAPE shirt is as big of a pot head as she is, if not more. He didn’t know… bullshit! Kids had time to get into so much mischief bc dad was bopping the bologna in the shower for 20 minutes. Chick is cute in a skinny young kind of way, very fuckable.

    • vicxh
      June 27, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      Skinny stoner chicks are the best. They know how to inhale deeply ….

      • Dr. Cock
        June 27, 2018 at 11:26 pm

        Yeah, inhale pole. I don’t even mind the armpit hair. The best stoner chicks are the ones who get high enough to slap beavers with each other in front of you.

    • Sticky Rölf the Leather Slave
      June 27, 2018 at 11:29 pm

      The thought of a Devil Dick Sandwick is frozen in my mind.

  • Sugah
    June 27, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    What about the earlier charges of “Risk of Injury to a child” from January? Though I’m sure she’d claim that’s all lies and treachery devised by a 4th grader.

  • Will Crusher
    June 27, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    You folks at Turtleboy ARE sleaze! And thats how I like it, dammit!

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