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Haven’t had a good story out of the Connecticut corridor in a while. We were due….
Feeding your kids pot gummies to get them to shut up. That’s one way to parent. I wish I would’ve thought of that. When Turtleboy Jr. is throwing a fit I try talking to him rationally and if that fails I put him in timeout. Turns out you can just give them pot brownies. Problem solved.
Ya know you’re a degenerate when your own mother dimes on you to the cops too. Kids show up at Grandma’s house all fucked up and Mom is just like, “They’ll be fine. Let em sleep it off.” Hospitals “cause too much trouble.” Ya know, by diagnosing what’s wrong with you and giving you medicine to remedy it.
Mom had a good excuse though – the kids got into her shit when she wasn’t around. Sure, she stores the legal gummies that children can safely consume with her pot gummies, but that totally doesn’t mean she’s a bad parent. I store my dank nuggets with the chicken nuggets too. Shit happens.
Even Dad dimed on her:
After learning of the incident, Cusson’s husband Matthew Sasser was upset and threw away the remaining gummy bears. He had not known they were in the house prior to this incident.
The worst part about this is that it’s gonna give responsible pot users a bad name. It also makes pot seem like it’s dangerous, which it’s not. Unless you’re a three year old who’s being fed pot gummies when you can’t fall asleep.
Don’t worry though, she’s a good mom because she’s resisting Trump by “choosing humanity,” and she’s got the Facebook filter to prove it.
Anyway, if this happens to you, and you’re publicly shamed on WINY Radio’s Facebook page, it’s probably best NOT to show up in the comments to defend your honor. But when you’re the type of chick who feeds pot to your kids to shut them up you don’t exactly follow conventional wisdom. Let’s see how she chose to defend herself….
I see she went with the “my kid’s a liar, my husband’s a negligent caretaker, and my mother’s a cunt” defense. Bold move right there.
And of course it’s the three year old daughter’s fault for going through her drawers while her husband was showering. Good thing she kept them in a low enough drawer that a three year old could get at them. And even better that she wisely chose to mix the “legal” gummies with her pot gummies. What could possibly go wrong?
She also claims that she has her kids back, even though the police report says otherwise, and she’s working with her lawyer to get WINY Radio to take the post down:
Ummm…WINY Radio just finds the most ratchet police reports and copies and pastes them to their Facebook page. I don’t know why they do this, but I find it very entertaining and I hope they never stop. Either way, I’m sure your lawyer advised you to make sure you run to their Facebook page and tell a bunch of strangers that your 9 year old is a pathological liar.
Notice she says that her kid was taken off of prescription meds over a year ago too. Even though the police report and the child said otherwise. Does she have any documentation that can clear any of this up? Nope. But she posted it on Facebook so it must be true.
That’s when the white knight no one asked for showed up:
Andy Richardson used to work at WINY Radio. We blogged about him last year when he ranted about how sleezy Turtleboy is for literally blogging about things that his employer put on their Facebook page:
HAHAHAHHA!! Oh yea, back when he was at WINY Radio he posted pictures of junkies and domestic abusers because he loved them. It totally wasn’t malicious or used for public shaming like Turtleboy uses it. Welcome back to Turtleboy bitch.
His defense, just like hers, is that the state police are lying. Because that’s what the state police do – randomly frame hipster moms who feed their kid grilled chronic and cheese sandwiches. Luckily THC Mom is working with her lawyer to develop paperwork that will prove the blatant falsities.
Lots of good lawyers advise their clients to run to WINY Radio Facebook page to clear things up with a bunch of strangers casting judgement on you.
The free muh boi stoner patrol was out in full force to defend her too….
“No casting stones unless you’re perfect.” That’s one of my favs. Because this is totally a relatable situation that could happen to anyone.
According to THC Mom these allegations have been “proven false weeks ago”:
Even though she was arrested on Sunday.
Then Dad showed up to defend her honor….
Bruh…..After learning of the incident, Cusson’s husband Matthew Sasser was upset and threw away the remaining gummy bears. He had not known they were in the house prior to this incident.
According to this brilliant MENSA candidate WINY Radio is in the wrong for exploiting people’s personal life:
Turns out poor Clarence just didn’t know the difference between good and bad drugs. Because he’s never smoked pot (lol). Everyone knows that pot is a good drug for three year olds.
Newsflash moron – arrest reports are PUBLIC record. It’s no longer a personal matter when you get locked up after your own flesh and blood dimes on you to the cops for feeding your kids the devil’s lettuce to get them to shut up.
All you need to do to understand what we’re dealing with here is go to THC Mom’s Facebook page and see the first public post….
Yup. She’s one of those. The chick who read some literature on the Internet and is now an expert on health and biology. We’re talking about cream soda here people. Cream freaking soda. And she’s appalled that her mother is drinking it because she read some shit on Google and watched a YouTube video.
Gee whiz, I wonder if her kids are vaccinated?
It all makes sense now. Kid gets prescribed medicine, but she doesn’t believe in prescription meds because she read somewhere that big pharma puts dangerous chemicals in medication that makes you get AIDS. So she feeds her kid pot gummies and fish oil instead because her friend at the farmer’s market told her it would help him from developing Autism. She probably lectures her mother about this all the time instead of just getting her kids the proper meds. Grandma had enough of it when the kids showed up to her house all fucked up and wanted to bring them to the hospital. Except Mom doesn’t like hospitals because that’s where big pharma is, and the hippies in her peace circle who breast feed their kids until the age of 6 tell them to just sleep it off when your kids have too much weed.