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Killingly Food Stamp Sale Turns Into Food Stamp Giveaway For Lucky Ratchets!

Killingly Food Stamp Sale Turns Into Food Stamp Giveaway For Lucky Ratchets!

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Food Stamp Friday came early this week:

Lea Morgan is a full time stay at home Mom from Killingly with a litter of children at her disposal.

Because the more kids you spit out, the more stamps are coming your away.

Usually when people engage in illegal fraud like this on Facebook, the comments are vague and short. Not Lea though. She found a buyer right away and then had a lengthy discussion about all the particulars for the world to see:

Well this is different. Nina isn’t selling her stamps, she’s giving them away. Because apparently we give her more than she needs. And Lea is just the broker. Ya see “Taas Mom” needs some stuff for the house. So instead of just paying for the these things like a normal, taxpaying adult, she needs the government to chip in.

Here’s my question – how are these skagbags handing off their DTA cards to someone else who clearly is not them? You have your picture on a DTA card. What’s the point of having your picture if anyone can use the card?

Oh, and good news – Nina is spitting out more children:

New rule: If you own an iPhone, you don’t get food stamps. These are $500 phones. If you can afford one of these and the data plans that come with it, then you can afford to pay for your own groceries. Or we can just keep throwing money at these people because they’re incapable of personal responsibility or managing their finances. Whatever Jim McGovern thinks is best.


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13 Comment(s)
  • August 31, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Excellent post. I certainly appreciate this website.
    Keep writing!

  • Billy Boy 123
    August 27, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    The more I see this shit, the more I am against government assistance. When I go to the grocery store (or any store for that matter), I casually flash my debit card around while in the check-out line so that people around me know that I am not a leech sucking off the government’s tit. Being a millennial sucks, because it is assumed that all of us are selfish, unemployed, completely incompetent dolts who live in our parent’s basement

  • August 27, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    This is exactly why this country will not survive another 50 years. The poor are reproducing at a rate we can’t continue to support. Faster, much faster, then the middle class and the rich. Let’s say this girl’s mom had 3 kids while on welfare. Those 3 kids each had 3 kids, all on welfare. Those 9 third generation welfare children will produce 27 welfare children. And on-and-on it goes. Where it stops… nobody knows.

  • August 23, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Tut, tut, tut. In the Constipation State of Connecticut is where these parasites can purchase caviar with their non-photo issued EBT cards. One is just bewildered by the neglect to not require an ID to make such purchases. In New York State, your EBT card has name, SSN, picture and photograph, along with magnetic strip on back. The comment stating if these parasites can afford a $500 iPhone, along with data plan, then they can obviously pony up for their own food, is spot on.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 23, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Screw Facebook

  • The Rant Queen
    August 23, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    The DTA offices in Springfield & Holyoke don’t provide picture ID EBT cards (as far as I know- maybe it’s changed since my last deposit over a year ago) They have the means to do the picture ID cards, but I’ve never seen anyone with one…and I see a LOT of people with EBT cards.

  • Brian
    August 23, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    This whore looks like she had Krusty Krabs

  • State Mandate
    August 23, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Turtle Boy,

    You’re missing some information regarding the Mass EBT system. I will share it here and not in the Facebook comments due to employment reason’s.

    A single Mom on welfare in MA receives
    1. Food Stamps
    2. Cash Assistance
    3. A car (little known fact )
    4. Cell phone
    5. Section 8 preference due to children
    6. A clothing allowance for back to school shopping $200 per child they will receive that in September
    7. Full meals for every holiday (Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc)
    8. Christmas gifts for children

    I’m not knocking people who genuinely need the benefits, but I can’t afford all of the above on my income

    • State Mandate
      August 23, 2017 at 5:11 pm

      I forgot to add free health care and day care vouchers. Day care vouchers even for a house hold that is not employed

    • Perturbed Patsy
      August 23, 2017 at 6:51 pm

      Really? These must be newly implemented benefits! Just a couple of years ago I had lost my good paying job with excellent insurance coverage and wanted to apply for food stamps during the time I was searching for work. I was able to get WIC no problem and was offered a phone that i declined bc was on a family plan. Section 8 was a 2 to 5yr waitlist at least. Never ever was given the credit for back to school. Even my good friend who was handicapped and on welfare didn’t qualify when I thought she would be more deserving of it than others. The food for holiday meals was not from the state for being on welfare but from places like local churches and Salvation Army (who also does the Christmas gifts). There are lots of resources available in MA but I do not understand how they rate the “deserving” families. So many I have known get nothing and then we see people that have vehicles, the latest iphones etc and they get the most benefits. Ridiculous!

      • State Mandate
        August 25, 2017 at 11:28 am

        If you knew anything about my employment history you would know that all of the above is accurate. I stated section 8 preferred meaning you could have an elderly disabled adult that’s been on the list for 10 year’s, but Suzy Suboxone will get it before him because she has children

  • August 23, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Anybody else getting a 2nd window that opens with phishing scams with fake surveys?
    So far I got verizon and Amazon scams. TB please check your web page thanks.

    • Joe Lupinski
      August 23, 2017 at 10:35 pm

      1Blocker if you are using an iPad. I see no annoying ads.

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