Patch: A pair of poll workers were arrested Tuesday after being told to leave for “unprofessional” behavior and assaulting a police officer and colleague, according to the City Clerk’s office. Heather Bourque, 34, of Wilmington, and Derek Sands, 34, of Chelsea, were scheduled to work at the Gantcher Center at 7 a.m. Tuesday, police said. They arrived half an hour late and were seen “nodding off” and not performing their duties, according to police. They were “hugging and holding each other” and “very rude” to voters, police said.

Sands and Bourque were ordered to leave after they were separated and warned about their behavior. Sands was disruptive and caused voters to leave the polling place, police said. An officer working the polls tried to arrest Sands, but Bourque jumped on his back, police said. Another poll worker was assaulted during the struggle, according to City Clerk Adam Hurtubise. Additional police officers arrived and helped place the pair under arrest. Sands was charged with disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer and resisting arrest. Bourque was charged with disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer (two counts), resisting arrest and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon to wit shod foot.

Usually when I go to vote there’s a 95 year old woman with a red colored pencil who checks my name off and gives me a ballot. But apparently in Medford they’ll hire ANYONE with a pulse to make sure that elections are conducted fairly. They might as well have taken the first two hefalumps they found doing zombie walks through Meth Mile.

And yes, she did wear a shawl and snow boots to a kid’s dance recital. Nuff said.

It’s not like the Medford Election Commission wasn’t aware that they were hiring two slugpumps who would show up late, nod off while working, dry hump the fuck out of each other in front of voters, and then assault a cop and another poll worker while ironically trying to give each other the poll. After all, they have a bumper crop of Google trophies to work with.

Feen Elizameth was arrested last year for shoplifting by asportation.

She’s previously been charged with larceny under $1,200, identity fraud, receiving stolen credit cards…

It also wasn’t her first time being arrested for assault and battery on a cop. She popped her fuck the po-lease cherry in 2006 to be exact.

Yet the City of Medford hired her to oversee their elections.

Meanwhile, King Twitchard of Chelsea has previous charges of conspiracy to violate drug laws.

Assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

Warrants.

Trespassing, drugs, drugs, and more drugs.

But perhaps the biggest red flag was his recent arrest for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on an elderly or disabled person, as well as larceny against that same person.

He literally signed a document in October pleading guilty for it.

No time in jail though, because he’s from Chelsea, which is part of Suffolk County, and Rachael Rollins doesn’t send career criminals to jail for kicking the shit out of elderly people because she needs them to work the polls in Medford.

Keep in mind, the biggest voting block is the elderly, and they sent in two career criminal junkies to help them vote, one of who was recently arrested for beating up an elderly guy with a dangerous weapon.

Neither of these slopqueefs is a resident of Medford, as she’s from Wilmington and he’s from Chelsea. So why were they invited to work the polls in Medford? And did the the City do ZERO research? Do they hire any junkie with a pulse? We tried reaching out to Medford Clerk Adam Hurtubise but have not heard back from him. It’s unforgivable that this could happen in 2019, but sadly for too believable given the fact that Rachael Rollins is tied to it.

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