All-Star Criminals

King Twitchard And Feen Elizameth Get Hired To Work Medford Polls Despite Tons Of Google Trophies, Get Arrested After Assaulting Medford Cop And Dry Humping In Front Of Voters 

 

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Patch: A pair of poll workers were arrested Tuesday after being told to leave for “unprofessional” behavior and assaulting a police officer and colleague, according to the City Clerk’s office. Heather Bourque, 34, of Wilmington, and Derek Sands, 34, of Chelsea, were scheduled to work at the Gantcher Center at 7 a.m. Tuesday, police said. They arrived half an hour late and were seen “nodding off” and not performing their duties, according to police. They were “hugging and holding each other” and “very rude” to voters, police said.

Sands and Bourque were ordered to leave after they were separated and warned about their behavior. Sands was disruptive and caused voters to leave the polling place, police said. An officer working the polls tried to arrest Sands, but Bourque jumped on his back, police said. Another poll worker was assaulted during the struggle, according to City Clerk Adam Hurtubise. Additional police officers arrived and helped place the pair under arrest. Sands was charged with disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer and resisting arrest. Bourque was charged with disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer (two counts), resisting arrest and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon to wit shod foot.

Usually when I go to vote there’s a 95 year old woman with a red colored pencil who checks my name off and gives me a ballot. But apparently in Medford they’ll hire ANYONE with a pulse to make sure that elections are conducted fairly. They might as well have taken the first two hefalumps they found doing zombie walks through Meth Mile.

And yes, she did wear a shawl and snow boots to a kid’s dance recital. Nuff said.

It’s not like the Medford Election Commission wasn’t aware that they were hiring two slugpumps who would show up late, nod off while working, dry hump the fuck out of each other in front of voters, and then assault a cop and another poll worker while ironically trying to give each other the poll. After all, they have a bumper crop of Google trophies to work with.

Feen Elizameth was arrested last year for shoplifting by asportation.

She’s previously been charged with larceny under $1,200, identity fraud, receiving stolen credit cards…

It also wasn’t her first time being arrested for assault and battery on a cop. She popped her fuck the po-lease cherry in 2006 to be exact.

Yet the City of Medford hired her to oversee their elections.

Meanwhile, King Twitchard of Chelsea has previous charges of conspiracy to violate drug laws.

Assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

Warrants.

Trespassing, drugs, drugs, and more drugs.

But perhaps the biggest red flag was his recent arrest for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on an elderly or disabled person, as well as larceny against that same person.

He literally signed a document in October pleading guilty for it.

No time in jail though, because he’s from Chelsea, which is part of Suffolk County, and Rachael Rollins doesn’t send career criminals to jail for kicking the shit out of elderly people because she needs them to work the polls in Medford.

Keep in mind, the biggest voting block is the elderly, and they sent in two career criminal junkies to help them vote, one of who was recently arrested for beating up an elderly guy with a dangerous weapon.

Neither of these slopqueefs is a resident of Medford, as she’s from Wilmington and he’s from Chelsea. So why were they invited to work the polls in Medford? And did the the City do ZERO research? Do they hire any junkie with a pulse? We tried reaching out to Medford Clerk Adam Hurtubise but have not heard back from him. It’s unforgivable that this could happen in 2019, but sadly for too believable given the fact that Rachael Rollins is tied to it.

 

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35 Comment(s)
  • zatzatzatoh life
    November 8, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. This time he bumps his ass cheek into ye face as he departs with an unfiltered fart onto ye screen. Ye realize science is mysterious as ye look at ye screen + spores. Some appearing to open while others seem satisfied as the once malodorous organism folds. The Ghost Cowboy doesn’t wait around to ponder the science. He hightails it out while ye select a proper instrument to swab the dew off ye screen.
    Ye notice that he placed the VOICE guy post-it note near the tainted screen.

  • megamortus
    November 8, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Excellent article, NSTB. Investigative journalism with classic humor. TBS always has the scoop all the other zipper head outlets have no balls to cover.

  • guess what
    November 8, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Surpised. (NOT)

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 8, 2019 at 8:40 am

    As long as that fat fucking ape in a dress Rachel Rollins is the DA these maggots will be free to walk the streets
    Any law abiding decent white person should move out of Suffolk county while they still can

  • Russmo
    November 8, 2019 at 8:32 am

    Medford is a third world shithole

    These two filthy maggots probably blend right in

    The broad looks like a syphillus victim
    The guy looks like a queer

  • Well lookedylooks life
    November 8, 2019 at 6:53 am

    Ghost Cowboys says it gruffly to ye. Ye heart pulses as ye can feel him glaring at ye. Ye look at the bad man with a flat brimmed hat. ye muffle an uncomfortable breath. Ye skin gets too warm like he’s staring a hole thru ye. He’s shooting his eyes from ye to he. Stale cigar smoke engulfs ye. He winks twice. The departs.

  • Turd Reversalist
    November 8, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Skeletor and Junkweefa were probably hired by design.
    If your trying to push illegals and other impostors through to get your fair haired candidate voted in, someone who can’t focus on who’s checking in would be the ideal poll worker.
    Local politics can be just as shady as the national races, sometimes even worse.

    I think little lady needs the brownie hole punched but only with universal precautions.
    Some days are better than other on this job.
    -T.R.

    • Dammit.
      November 8, 2019 at 12:11 am

      *you’re
      I usually don’t make that mistake, dammit.

  • Russmo
    November 7, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Looks like he just shot a bag of heroin

  • whodawhatdahowda life
    November 7, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Ghost Cowboy says it as he crouches down next to ye to look at the screen with ye, But he’s not looking at the screen. He’s looking at ye. He winks. Smiles at ye. Ye can see that he’s got cigar leaves stuck in his teeth, A breathless pause…..

  • Judge dread
    November 7, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Dude totally has the “I have court on Tuesday” look. I can spot these ratchets a mile away.

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    November 7, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Love seeing Wilmington addicts make the news… She is a waste of oxygen. No wonder she hooked up with this guy. A perfect pair.

  • What is it about heroin?
    November 7, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    From reading about the people in this blog, you would think heroin is some kind of civic engagement wonder drug! These two dirtbags, get high and go work the polls. JA and HTTG get high and go hang around police stations.

    When I was young, we would smoke a joint (or two) and stay as far from any place the police would be, lest we get caught. Times sure have changed since the 90’s.

  • The Wilmington Library Sperm Bank
    November 7, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Cum one Cum all!

    Swallow up that literature! Delve deep into the recesses of knowledge!

    Cum see me in the abnormal psychology section, under ‘C’ for cum!

    Let me drink in that information!

    Cum on by! $20.00 cash only! We’ll give the Screwy Decimal System a New Meaning!

    Love and deep gulps,

    Heather ‘Slurps’ Bourque

    • Dick Scratcher
      November 8, 2019 at 9:21 am

      **Slow, reverential applause**

      Sir/Madam,
      Truly one of the finest comments I have seen on here. Just superb.
      Yours, in admiration.

      DS

    • Y
      November 8, 2019 at 12:01 pm

  • Say It Aint So
    November 7, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Wasnt this the girl who was arrested at the library in Wilmington for offering $20 blow jobs a few years back?

    • Head of the Class
      November 7, 2019 at 6:13 pm

      Shhh! I’m next in line dude!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      Link, please.

  • Said Nobody
    November 7, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    What a lovely couple who it seems are truly interesting in helping their community

    • Said Mercedes
      November 7, 2019 at 6:31 pm

      They are helping the community! All of the H they are buying off of me makes my Mercedes payments each month!

  • Liawatha
    November 7, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Why for heaven’s sake did the jack booted Medford cops order Heather and Derek to leave! Nodding off? Of course they’re tired, they are working and serving their community! smh.

    • Poke Her in The Panties
      November 7, 2019 at 6:38 pm

      That is correct little Squaw! They were working the Democrat side of the voting aisle. It’s very tiring putting up with nonsensical looney tune voters of the D with artificially colored hair, numerous psychological issues, tattoos that make no fucking sense, and drooling problems!

      • Liawatha
        November 7, 2019 at 9:40 pm

        Pshaw!

  • F*U
    November 7, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Kill them all. Import all the fentanyl China will give us. Load up every moron who wants it. Get rid of all the narcan. Kill these losers off. Wipe the slate clean.

  • The silent majority
    November 7, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Fucking shitbags!
    Here they were, given a job that barely requires a pulse, and they fuck it up.
    And yet….we the taxpayer’s, will be REQUIRED by our esteemed lawmakers to provide for these useless excuses for humanity, for the rest of their useless lives!
    Yup !
    Which is reason # 6,568 why I will NEVER, ever vote for anyone with a (D) after their name !
    Ever !

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 7, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    I find it so surprising that Medford Clerk Adam Hurtubise was away from his desk and hadn’t got back to you. Total shocker.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 7, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    This dudes face just screams ‘criminal’.

    • Startled Pancake
      November 7, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      You’re not wrong.

      Trust the Phizz.

      This dude looks about 7 miles of bad road in every direction.

      • Thank you SP
        November 7, 2019 at 7:25 pm

        “This dude looks about 7 miles of bad road in every direction”.

        LMFAO, that’s going in the act. Thank you.

        • Startled Pancake
          November 9, 2019 at 1:35 pm

          I’ll wait for the gratuity.

          • Luke Fondleberg
            November 9, 2019 at 3:28 pm

            In show business it’s pronounced “royalty.” Congratulations on superior material!

  • Kosh Naranek
    November 7, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Let’s give them back ALL their drugs.

    AT ONCE

  • VINNY
    November 7, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    I wonder which pol in Medford sponsored these two bozos for the job as poll workers. She thought the job was pole dancing.

  • Captain Trips
    November 7, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    “Hey Derek, let’s shoot some H and work the polls!”

    “It will count toward our community service hours for our probation!”

    “Sounds good hunny! Get our spikes, spoons, and lighters, and let’s GO!”

    They probably WERE doing it for community service hours for probation.

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