Smiles And Sunshine

Kiss Me I’m A Turtle St. Patrick’s Day Parade Shirts Now Available, Custom Made For Whatever City You’re Being Irish In


So we set up a new store so that all our products are custom designed by us and shipped to you by a third party. We’re gonna start banging out gear all the time now whenever the moment calls. I’m talking Maude the Fraud shirts, We Have No Cats Kathleen, and whatever else turtle riders have a demand for. With the St. Patrick’s Day Parades coming up we’re making long sleeves for whatever city you’re watching the parade in. You can get your’s today be clicking here. They come in gray and white (but no green sadly). Worcester, Holyoke, and Boston stand out as the big parades, but we can make these for pretty much any city you want. Let us know if you want one for your parade and we’ll make it happen.







11 Comment(s)
  • Sloppy
    February 14, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Can you do Colrain?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 12, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    What happened to the Patriots shirts?

  • bite me
    February 12, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Can I go to the parade if I am an illegal spic?

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 12, 2019 at 11:25 am

    do they come in extra medium?

  • Drew
    February 12, 2019 at 10:17 am


  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    February 12, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Where can I get one of those wicked cool Patriots Logo Turtleboy shits? I can’t find them in your store.

  • Gay
    February 12, 2019 at 7:15 am

    Lame. You can do better.

  • Wassup
    February 12, 2019 at 5:42 am

    I don’t see an option to change the city name.

  • Turtle Rider
    February 12, 2019 at 4:27 am

    Love it! And if a slur doesn’t kiss me you’re goddamn right I’m gonna force her. Fear the turtle you stupid worthless bitch.

  • Hello
    February 11, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Even a Copenhagen, Denmark St. Paddy’s Day

  • Y
    February 11, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Kiss me, I’m illegal

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