So we set up a new store so that all our products are custom designed by us and shipped to you by a third party. We’re gonna start banging out gear all the time now whenever the moment calls. I’m talking Maude the Fraud shirts, We Have No Cats Kathleen, and whatever else turtle riders have a demand for. With the St. Patrick’s Day Parades coming up we’re making long sleeves for whatever city you’re watching the parade in. You can get your’s today be clicking here. They come in gray and white (but no green sadly). Worcester, Holyoke, and Boston stand out as the big parades, but we can make these for pretty much any city you want. Let us know if you want one for your parade and we’ll make it happen.
Can you do Colrain?
What happened to the Patriots shirts?
Can I go to the parade if I am an illegal spic?
do they come in extra medium?
Where can I get one of those wicked cool Patriots Logo Turtleboy shits? I can’t find them in your store.
Lame. You can do better.
I don’t see an option to change the city name.
Love it! And if a slur doesn’t kiss me you’re goddamn right I’m gonna force her. Fear the turtle you stupid worthless bitch.
Even a Copenhagen, Denmark St. Paddy’s Day
Kiss me, I’m illegal