Herald:  The parents of a 1-year-old Lawrence girl who was hospitalized for fentanyl exposure were ordered held without bail Tuesday on drug trafficking charges — after cops said the couple initially lied about where their daughter found the pill. Mcdanner Pereyra and Jennifer Ouch, both 27, of Lawrence, were charged with trafficking a Class A substance (fentanyl), illegal possession of ammunition and possession of a large-capacity magazine. They were arraigned in Lawrence District Court and are being held pending a dangerousness hearing on Feb. 26. 

Ouch brought her daughter to the Lawrence General Hospital emergency room Sunday after she found the toddler with a pill in her mouth, court records show. Both Lawrence police and the Department of Children and Families responded to the hospital Monday afternoon, a Lawrence police report said. A doctor told police the girl’s urine screening tested positive for fentanyl, the report stated.

Ouch and Pereyra initially told police they had taken their two children to a Methuen trampoline park the day before and then went shopping at Target. Pereyra told police that on the ride home Ouch said their daughter had put a small, round blue pill that she found on the floor of the store into her mouth. Ouch told police a similar story, and said she thought the pill was candy, the report said. But the couple’s 6-year-old son told police his sister stayed in the shopping cart the entire time at Target, and that once home she made a “yucky face” and that’s when Ouch took the blue pill out of her mouth, the report said.

Pereyra later “apologized for lying to us and stated that he was afraid of what DCF would do if they heard that she [his daughter] found the pill at home,” telling police he “told his girlfriend to lie” about where the incident occurred and that “he believed that his daughter found the pill at home or on her way into the house,” the police report stated.

Police searched the couple’s apartment and seized 43.9 grams of suspected fentanyl, 2 1/2 “Xanax bars,” 17 tablets imprinted for promethazine hydrochloride, a large digital scale and $896 in cash found under a mattress. Police also found a gun box with a high-capacity magazine loaded with 11 9 mm rounds, a holster and a safety manual for a semiautomatic pistol, as well as four boxes of 7.62 mm rounds, 23 loose 9 mm rounds, and 20 loose 7.62 mm rounds, the report said. Pereyra denied owning a gun and “denied dealing Fentanyl or any other drugs outside of Marijuana,” the report said. Court records show Pereyra was found guilty of possession with intent to distribute a Class B substance in 2012. DCF took custody of both children. Authorities said the parents could face more charges.

I for one am shocked that these two gutter pigs would be shitty parents. The Lawrence PTA meetings will never be the same. The most egregious part of this story is that her last name is Ouch. I shit you not. Ouch. And from the looks of her Facebook page she plays the loving mother of 2.

Gotta love their failed attempt at lying too. “My 1 year old found a blue pill on the ground at Target so instead of being a responsible parent I just let her keep sucking on it for hours and then she got sick.”

Because when my crotch fruits pick foreign objects up off the ground at Target and put it into their mouths I just kind of let them do their thing. It’s not like the Methuen-Lawrence area is crawling with diseases or anything like that.

These poison peddlers should never, ever, ever get to see their kids again. Parenting isn’t a three strikes and you’re out situation. If you’re dealing drugs out of your home, not only are you destroying other people’s lives, you’re also endangering your children. Drug dealers get robbed. And from the looks of it he’s got a gun that he keeps somewhere else, since they found a bunch of rounds, a gunbox, and a Goddamn manual for how to use a semiautomatic pistol. They’re selling fentanyl, zanny bars, and pills, but Knobjob Marley says they’re only selling weed.

I’d love to see them lock them up and ship their kids off to a home where they can actually have a shot at life, but then again this is Massachusetts so they’ll probably have them back for supervised visits within a couple weeks.

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