Lakeville Cholesterocerous Who Killed Neighbor’s Golden Retriever Lied To Cops About Dog Killing His Chickens, Says He Could’ve Buried The Dog And No One Would Know
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Mark J. Vasseur, the Lakeville Glutton Sandwich who shot and killed his neighbors golden retriever, allegedly because it had killed one of his chickens and he feared for his life, had his arraignment yesterday. Turns out he’s an even bigger dickstick than we initially thought he was.
For instance, here’s why he said he called the cops:
“Mark stated that he thought he was doing the right thing by calling us right away,” Joyce wrote. “If he thought he was doing something wrong, he has a back hoe and he would have dug a hole and put the dog in it and nobody would have ever known.”
Wait….what?? Ya know who tells the cops that they could’ve buried a dead dog in their yard and then told the cops no one would eve know about it? Someone with experience in burying dead dogs. Dig this mother fucker’s yard up!!!
Seriously though, what a great guy!! He was gonna dig a hole and bury the dog, but since he’s such an upstanding individual he called the cops instead. Someone get this guy a cookie. He clearly hasn’t had enough.
And remember his excuse that he shot the dog because it killed one of his chickens (which wouldn’t even be a good excuse, but whatever)? Turns out that was a lie:
During the course of the investigation, Joyce said he learned that Vasseur’s chickens were inside a penned area with no access for the dogs to get to them.
“Mr. Vasseur had to retrieve his firearm from another area of the residence before going outside to see what the dogs were doing,” Joyce wrote in his report.
Police learned that Vasseur’s chickens were not injured or attacked and that he actually could have shot the chickens when he fired shots at Walle, Joyce wrote.
Yup, not only did the dogs not kill any chickens, they had no access to them in the first place. And this cholesterocerous easily could’ve shot one of his own chickens in the process, even though he pretends to care so much about them.
Mark Vasseur charged with malicious killing of a domesticated animal court arraignment in Wareham @NancyWCVB @BostonNewsMan @mikesacconetv @NBC10 @rebeccahymanWL @TauntonToGo @AllyNBCBoston @AprilApril14333 @Henn827 @OaksTall @dajar312 pic.twitter.com/6blFvLKXfk
— Marc Vasconcellos (@PhotogMarc_ent) November 9, 2017
That’s not the only part of his story that doesn’t add up:
“Mr. Vasseur’s own statement to me that he believes he hit the dog with two rounds and he fired what he believed to be six rounds … leaves four rounds unaccounted for,” Joyce wrote.
Six shots. For a 50 pound golden retriever. What a fucking pussy.
Mark Vasseur is charged with the 'malicious killing' of this golden retriever. Vasseur said he shot Walle in self defense when Walle got at his chickens. He'll be arraigned today. Owners Pat Bates & Krissy Dashner just walked into court https://t.co/ac2Z6d04P0 pic.twitter.com/jWSGfSzijT
— Ashley Cullinane (@NBC10_Ashley) November 9, 2017
Luckily his license and guns have all been confiscated because he’s shown that he’s clearly not a responsible gun owner. Not that he’s necessarily capable of killing a human being, but as we’ve seen from his Facebook posts, this was a guy who was just WAITING for his chance to shoot something with a pulse that doesn’t have a designated hunting season.
The only thing this lardvark’s gonna be shooting now is insulin.