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Last Night Turtleboy Was Honored To Accept The Valley Patriot’s First Amendment Award For Our Tireless Defense Of Free Speech And Demanding Accountability

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Yesterday Turtleboy Sports was honored to be invited to the Valley Patriot’s annual awards show to be presented with their First Amendment Award, for our tireless efforts to report real news…..

North Shore Turtlebabe met with editor Tom Duggan, a staunch First Amendment activist, who recognized our tireless work to uncover corruption in the Massachusetts State Police and countless other entities…

So we thank Tom Duggan for this prestigious award and we vow to continue to fight each and every day to spread the truth, no matter how many people try to stop us. We will not be deterred by Facebook, or Twitter, or boycotts, or harassment, or death threats. Nothing can stop us. Nothing.

Not only that, we vow to continue to grow. Turtleboy is a movement that is not contained to New England. There can be Turtleboys everywhere there is corruption being overlooked, and scammers who need to be exposed. We will find new bloggers in new parts of the country and we will make Turtleboy a household name.

So thank you turtle riders for supporting us. Without your backing and you reading our blogs and listening to our podcasts, none of this would be possible. It’s because you want to read this stuff that we provide it for you.

34 Comment(s)
  • panzer9811
    March 26, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    I see a lot of criticism about the outfit North Shore is wearing.
    BFD- it looks comfortable. She is not exactly accepting a Grammy………(zero offense intended, NSTB).

    I am a newbie here, however, what I deduce from the outfit in question is this… exemplifies the non-conformist views/rider lifestyle/original thinking of the whole Turtleboy concept.
    All you “classy” sheep-like haters probably never won anything in your pathetic lives, and wouldn’t know “respectable, professional, business casual” clothing from a grain bag.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 26, 2018 at 3:40 am


    • panzer9811
      March 26, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      Time to take your meds.

    • Tom
      March 26, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      Obese dumpster muppet. Fat people are so, so worthless.

  • Destinny Pleasure
    March 25, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Pay no attention to these assholes Turtlegirl.
    I’m sure you finished off your outfit with some fresh Timberland’s or Jordan’s for your kicks.
    Anyway’s if this whole blogging thing doesn’t work out I’m sure I can get you a job at Hurricane Betty’s (weekday shift).
    Keep on keeping it real sista! XOXOXOXO

  • TG_reader_NOT
    March 25, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    I’m trying to figure out which reply is by Dianne Williamson…
    “This is the funniest and most ghetto award ceremony I have ever seen! You are such a loser Turtle boy! I hope this helps you feel important”
    “Congrats to TBS. Looks like North Shore Turtlebabe has a nice pair of tits. Definitely would!”

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    We the ’s
    March 25, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    ……For Our Tireless amount Of Annoyance And Sloppiness

  • livesinlowell
    March 25, 2018 at 8:46 am


    North Shore Turtlebabe should have left her going to shop at walmart outfit at home and at least worn something business casual.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Ratchet Turtles
    March 25, 2018 at 7:05 am

    The “ Valley Patriot “ award . More like most ratchet dressed award . Have some professionalism first. Who the fuck goes to any kind of award dressed the way you do ?

    • Connie Chung
      March 25, 2018 at 6:22 pm

      LOL that’s exactly what I was thinking. You think one would dress up a bit to receive this “prestigious award” for reporting on political corruption, prostitution, mall fights, and baby formula and food stamp online yard sales. Maybe this is what the part time Turtle class is wearing to work these days. At least it’s not pajama pants. Had she worn her pajama bottoms, TBS would have had to bust that “breaking news” wide open the minute she walked in the room.

  • Tom Blackburn
    March 24, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    Love it! WHITE POWER!!

  • Photo Shop Fail
    March 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    I get that you want to remain anonymous but the TGirl had no problem taking the picture, even if it looks like Tom has his hand down the EZ access pants and giving her the who’s your daddy finger up the butt.

  • TB Word Wide
    March 24, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    I’m not sure what to make of the two 12 inch computer screens displaying nothing or the Dollar Store red Christmas light plugged into the wall but yeah this screams MONEY!!!

    Turtleboy wins again!

  • vicxh
    March 24, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Come on man – give us a pic or two of turtle girl 🙂

  • Hahahahaha
    March 24, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    This is the funniest and most ghetto award ceremony I have ever seen! You are such a loser Turtle boy! I hope this helps you feel important

    • TB Word Wide
      March 24, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      You’re shitting right?

      If you’re all for sweat pants, T-shirts, and hoodies then yeah let’s see more.

  • Laquisha the Hot Mama
    March 24, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    If I had a face like ‘North shore turtle babe’ I’d wear a mask in public too!!

    As a rule girls who refer to themselves as ‘babe’ or ‘sexy’ are far from it.

    • Bret
      March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm

      Or “hot”?

  • quid pro quo
    March 24, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Well I hope Turtleboy gives Tom a $4 plaque for something in return.

    Maybe an award for standing next to a ratchet wearing a giant plastic turtle head and trying to keep a straight face?

  • Finn
    March 24, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I’m really digging the pedophile candy cane tie and the girls preview of her next tit tat!

  • Todays Poll
    March 24, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    What’s more funny?

    Thumb up for the Turtlegirls Webster prom dress.

    Thumbs down for the dudes Walmart suit and wrinkled shirt that came straight out of the dirty clothes hamper.

  • High End
    March 24, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    All was going well at the awards show until the manager came out and said “Listen this is a Friendly’s restaurant, either you people order some food or you have to leave!!”.

  • Man Hands
    March 24, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    That’s a man baby!!

  • Red Carpet
    March 24, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    These awards shows always like to brag about ‘who’ the recipients are wearing.

    So why is there no mention of SSTG excepting the award for TB sports and wearing Salvation Army and Goodwill? What a fucking mess.

  • Major Congrats Turtleboy
    March 24, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Wow I can’t believe you won an award from the prestigious Valley Patriot!!!

    Wait a fucking minute, nobody has ever even heard of them.

    It’s the equivalence of the raspy stripper winning the Turtleboy sports award for ratchet of the year.

    Valley Patriot lol what a fucking JOKE!

    March 24, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    I like to dress in yoga pants, tank top , and a hoodie to an award ceremony because that is classy.

  • Clarence Emerson
    March 24, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    Love the yoga pants, dirty T-shirt and black hoodie.
    Way to keep it classy on awards night.
    Fucking slob!

  • mitch
    March 24, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Thank God for Turtleboy ! TB and riders are true American patriots. They have exposed the corrupt corporate media like no one else and SHOULD be lauded no matter your political persuasion !! Sadly, the left HATES TB because their narrative is destroyed and thus brands TB as an oppressor of the underclass… what a joke . The left and the Democrats have proven over and over that they detest the WORKING CLASS.
    The democrats have made it clear that they represent the NON-WORKING class. Wake up people and vote them OUT !!! and support TB, it’s our only chance.

  • just passing thru
    March 24, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Tom is going to be giving that award to himself next year, as he is about to do battle in court with another fine example of former MSP who has been sucking off the government teet for way too long and in way too many publicly funded positions. For his sake I hope he has the ability to prove his allegations and defend what he has printed. I am not always in agreement with Tom, or the Valley Patriot, or even TB for that matter, buy I defend the right of “the press” ( as it exists in this digital world) to publish.

  • Name*
    March 24, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Congrats to Turtleboy Sports and many thanks to Tom and his staff for recognizing the important work being done by the writers at TBS. It would have also been nice if they had got your name right on the plaque. Details “Tom Duggar”….details.

  • WooRider
    March 24, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    And you wore that outfit? Kinda ratchet. 🙂 hahaha.

  • bev51354
    March 24, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Congratulations!! Well deserved

  • ElJefe72
    March 24, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Congrats to TBS. Looks like North Shore Turtlebabe has a nice pair of tits. Definitely would!

    • Tit Observer
      March 25, 2018 at 8:55 am

      Exactly what I was thinking. NSTB next time show off those sweater puppies a little more for christ sake!

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