I thought the ratchet fights only ramped up in the summer. Guessing these are year-round festivities these days.
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Oh, you guys are in for a treat! Not one, but two ratchet fights in one day – this one, a little closer to Turtle HQ, in Lawrence:
As you can see, Lawrence is way more classy than Hartford – they throw hands in form fitting thermal/marathon running blankets and their underoos.
Not sure what this hissy fit was about, but Jiggles in the hot pants
was screeching about this deflated Kim K wanna be
being an old hag.
“YOU’RE JUST MAD ‘CAUSE I’M YOUNGER THAN YOU!”
…okay? I guess that’s an insult when you literally have zero to offer anyone aside from a glory hole and a little aesthetics.
Around the :15 second mark, a little shove-and-tug ensues
and this little butterball in a periwinkle dress
sets herself to ludicrous waddle speed, nary a care in the world as her fupa flaps in the breeze
She winds up…
and booooom shakalaka
Congrats, you’ve now got Hep C from rolling around on Lawrence streets!
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