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  • Lawrence Limbo Leads To Quarrel Of Ages Between Two Buttermuffs Friday Night



    I thought the ratchet fights only ramped up in the summer. Guessing these are year-round festivities these days.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Oh, you guys are in for a treat! Not one, but two ratchet fights in one day – this one, a little closer to Turtle HQ, in Lawrence:

     

     

    As you can see, Lawrence is way more classy than Hartford – they throw hands in form fitting thermal/marathon running blankets and their underoos.

    Not sure what this hissy fit was about, but Jiggles in the hot pants

     

     

     

    was screeching about this deflated Kim K wanna be

    being an old hag.

     

    “YOU’RE JUST MAD ‘CAUSE I’M YOUNGER THAN YOU!”

     

    …okay? I guess that’s an insult when you literally have zero to offer anyone aside from a glory hole and a little aesthetics.

     

    Around the :15 second mark, a little shove-and-tug ensues

    and this little butterball in a periwinkle dress

     

    sets herself to ludicrous waddle speed, nary a care in the world as her fupa flaps in the breeze

     

    She winds up…

     

    and booooom shakalaka

     

    Congrats, you’ve now got Hep C from rolling around on Lawrence streets!

     

    Anyone know these washed up prom queens? Better yet, what were they throwing hands over? Hit up the TB Inbox on Facebook or get me directly in my (in)box at [email protected]

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Carumba


      Was this a washed up fat ass jiggly whore contest to see who could wear the least clothes? Come on now, Chelsea….are you going to let these Lawrence lizards show more brown skin than you’re Monday night lineup?

    2. Some Guy


      Nothing hotter than fat chicks who like 200# of chewed bubble gum throwing down!

    3. JoeMomma


      Check the local aquarium, one must be missing a few whales.

    4. Cellulite lover


      The women are too hot. Wonder if they have anything left on their EBT, this late in the month ?

    5. Bleh


      Frozen cottage cheese.

    6. Irishcurse


      Surprised one of these fine citizens didn’t have a baby fall out of their cock port in the melee

    7. S


      Dam I like big butts

    8. Turtle Rider


      Why is the woman on the right pantless?? 😮

    9. don


      oh wtf. why do women that big dress like that? good thing you typed in english because i had no clue what anyone was saying. i was clinching up my face hoping nothing was going to be shown as i watched the video. noone wants to see any of that fat. it looked like there was a sale at a buffet convention.

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