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Lawrence Limbo Leads To Quarrel Of Ages Between Two Buttermuffs Friday Night

I thought the ratchet fights only ramped up in the summer. Guessing these are year-round festivities these days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh, you guys are in for a treat! Not one, but two ratchet fights in one day – this one, a little closer to Turtle HQ, in Lawrence:

 

 

As you can see, Lawrence is way more classy than Hartford – they throw hands in form fitting thermal/marathon running blankets and their underoos.

Not sure what this hissy fit was about, but Jiggles in the hot pants

 

 

 

was screeching about this deflated Kim K wanna be

being an old hag.

 

“YOU’RE JUST MAD ‘CAUSE I’M YOUNGER THAN YOU!”

 

…okay? I guess that’s an insult when you literally have zero to offer anyone aside from a glory hole and a little aesthetics.

 

Around the :15 second mark, a little shove-and-tug ensues

and this little butterball in a periwinkle dress

 

sets herself to ludicrous waddle speed, nary a care in the world as her fupa flaps in the breeze

 

She winds up…

 

and booooom shakalaka

 

Congrats, you’ve now got Hep C from rolling around on Lawrence streets!

 

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9 Comment(s)
  • don
    November 29, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    oh wtf. why do women that big dress like that? good thing you typed in english because i had no clue what anyone was saying. i was clinching up my face hoping nothing was going to be shown as i watched the video. noone wants to see any of that fat. it looked like there was a sale at a buffet convention.

  • Turtle Rider
    November 28, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    Why is the woman on the right pantless?? 😮

  • S
    November 28, 2017 at 6:22 am

    Dam I like big butts

  • Irishcurse
    November 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Surprised one of these fine citizens didn’t have a baby fall out of their cock port in the melee

  • Bleh
    November 27, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Frozen cottage cheese.

  • Cellulite lover
    November 27, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    The women are too hot. Wonder if they have anything left on their EBT, this late in the month ?

  • JoeMomma
    November 27, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Check the local aquarium, one must be missing a few whales.

  • Some Guy
    November 27, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Nothing hotter than fat chicks who like 200# of chewed bubble gum throwing down!

  • TJB
    Carumba
    November 27, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    Was this a washed up fat ass jiggly whore contest to see who could wear the least clothes? Come on now, Chelsea….are you going to let these Lawrence lizards show more brown skin than you’re Monday night lineup?

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