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Lawsuit Of The Day: Legal “Expert” Andrew Frost Threatens To Sue Me, Is Still Incoherent And Delusional

Back in March, I had written a blog at the behest of a delusional bootleg pot dealer who was upset the cops broke up his highly advertised, illegal “free pot giveaway” and towed his unregistered vehicle for being parked on a public roadway. If you haven’t read it, you can do so for some context by clicking the link below:

Delusional Pro-Pot “Constitutional Expert” Harasses The Police Shutting Down His Unlicensed “Free Pot Edible” Giveaway, Alleges Police Misconduct In Batshit Word Salad, Tries To Bribe Bristol To Write Favorable Piece, Doesn’t Understand The Laws


He’s displeased because it didn’t go the way he wanted. Oh well, the funny thing about the facts are, they are impervious to the whims of idiots.

We haven’t checked in on him since, but he recently messaged the Turtleboy Sports fan page, which I happen to be an admin on. Spoiler alert: he’s still pretty fucking crazy.


Perhaps it’s contrary to my outward appearance, but I’m not that stupid, you guys. This is a poor attempt at intimidation because Andrew, definitely is that stupid. Obviously my use of the word “bribery” is hyperbole – a commonly used literary device, and one I lean on obviously. I can’t accuse this chud of bribing me, because I work in exactly NO official capacity. Here’s the MA General Law if you feel so inclined to look into it yourself. Andrew did not, because he is an abject moron.

If you feel compelled to message me with endless video clips of a video I’ve definitely already seen because my editor made it, I already know the game, Handy Andy. You perceive his current weakness as something to be capitalized upon. Regrettably, it’s not.  And I’m playing on a slightly different field here, because I am not legally required to incur the cost of counsel. In fact, I incur no legal expense representing myself pro se, and any lost wages or expense I incur responding to a baseless, frivolous suit I will seek to recover in countersuit.

I vet my work very carefully and publish a copious amount of direct source material because not only do I not want to do any undue damage to anyone with my work, I also don’t want to leave myself legally vulnerable or damage my own reputation as a writer. Let’s please remember – Turtleboy is undefeated.


But hey, if someone is looking to litigate successfully down the line, Andrew has provided quite the effective playbook in what not to do. How philanthropic of him.


  1. Don’t send your own appeals paperwork via private message in a feeble and pathetic attempt to misrepresent yourself as having initiated a legal complaint.


I mean, really. You can clearly make out his name in the corner and “here comes the DEFENDANT” clear across the page. A burned out, seemingly mentally ill pot dealer has pending legal action against him? Breaking news! Cool story, bro.

Literally no one here is shocked, dipshit. Likewise, no one is scared. I’ll forgive it, though, because as an idiot your are propense to believe that everyone else is, too. It’s your frame of reference, so we won’t hold it against you.


2. Don’t send a bunch of screenshots of yourself communicating with the people you distribute the marijuana products you manufacture without proper licensing as proof that you are doing “amazing”.



Not only does that reinforce the conclusion that the previous blog conveyed, it destroys any future claim of damages because you just gloated, in text, that you don’t have any. Not that you were going to be able to prove them, anyway. You were a loser before I wrote the blog, a loser after I wrote the blog, and will remain a loser for the forseeable future, all completely independent of me. Also, if by attempting to end the non productive contact you tried to shove down my throat while you threaten litigation is equal to “legal advise” in your book, you may want to seek better counsel. I won’t even get into how poorly you interpreted the law, because that’s nothing new for you here.



3. Don’t brag about how you see the blog as vulnerable due to financial constraint, and make up criminal stature that doesn’t exist.

That’s called “bad faith”, and it destroys any claim. Also, writing a blog that you didn’t like isn’t harassment. I can’t believe that with your level of legal expertise you don’t understand this. Also, the creepy “correction and discipline” bit isn’t a good look. Ominously vowing to “teach me a lesson” could certainly be interpreted as threatening and harassing.


4. Don’t play the old “stop contacting me” card like an angry preteen on Xbox live.

Be more pathetic, you can’t. All one has to do is read the conversation in its entirety, kind of like what I just did there by publishing the whole thing – to see who contacted who first – repeatedly without response. Just because you say something out loud does not make it materialize into existence here in reality. But Andrew, from what I gather, is an infrequent visitor to reality. Smoke less weed, dude. It’s making you even more mentally incompetent. Not a good look.

But anyway, guys, I am quaking in my boots and really scared, blah blah blah. This guy is clearly a legal prodigy. He handles authority really well, and all that.


I guess I’ve met my match, and he sells weed from the back of a pickup truck and on Facebook marketplace, and looks a lot like he smells of patchouli and ass.

I don’t really feel like being dragged in to court, no one does. But if we’re gonna dance, let’s dance, Cheech and Wrong. Nobody puts Bristol in the corner.

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40 Comment(s)
  • Kim Wescott
    May 24, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Haha! “Nobody puts Bristol in the corner!” I love it

    Keep ‘em all in line, Bristol.

  • Bret
    May 24, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    I love how these comment threads went from the racist toughguy acts, to you spineless fuckpuppies crying like triggered liberals!
    Too funny
    What’s wrong girls, tampons feeling a bit snugger than usual?

    “Whaaaaa, I’ll be held responsible for my words!”

    Poor little snowFakes

    • Well, No Shit
      May 24, 2019 at 2:57 pm

      Being that you’re clearly too fucking stupid to get it on your own, allow me to provide you with a glimpse of what is going on, fuckknuckle:

      the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.


    • Nee Chi
      May 24, 2019 at 5:59 pm

      Bret, you douche. I’ve never, ever posted racist stuff. But you’re right, I am butthurt. You’re dickhead friend is a complete fraud. Told us he’s never sell us out. But it’s ok, he was only joking.


      • paul mendez
        June 17, 2019 at 12:27 am


    • This Chump...
      May 25, 2019 at 3:54 am

      Syphilitic, oozing like a lanced pustule, malodorous and pathetically ignorant, Bret has once again shown what a lowlife and gelatinous douchenozzle obstruction he truly is.
      I better be careful or he might invite me out. I hope that doesn’t happen because I’ve never hit a girl (with the exception of a good spanking from daddy) and I don’t want to be forced to start now.

    • Gay Dave
      May 25, 2019 at 5:40 am

      Wait a minute toothless didn’t UTB throw you under the bus a few months ago and stop having you on his show?
      And no, people aren’t going chicken shit like the way you and UTB hid and then dropped to your knees and blew Kevin Lynch you fucking faggot remember that?

  • Dick LaBone
    May 24, 2019 at 11:41 am

    On another note Bristol, what happened to your idea of “no morals Monday”?

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      May 24, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      I can’t make that much of a time commitment, unfortunately. I bit off more than I could chew.

  • Nee Chi
    May 24, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Hi Mr. or Mrs. Turtle:)

    Are you still reporting IP Addresses?? Cuz, I just realized all my computers were hacked!! Can you believe that?!

    Someone’s been shit posting to this blog for a while now, using my IP Address’!! I suspect this is the work of PACO (Positive and Affirming ), or maybe some other not so very nice person named Randall Guy. I dunno, but I think for sure it was one of those two.

    I feel very violated. I would like the comments the hacker posted removed.

    Is there someone at the help desk who can file a report for me?

    • Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You'll Be Offered Up as a Blood Sacrifice
      May 24, 2019 at 11:33 am

      That’s it! I’m filing suit right now with Attorney Richard N. Vulva! I want my name cleared of these vicious, unfounded, and slanderous allegations!

      I am trying to spread positivity and love on this vast wasteland of hatred and vitriol, and I am now falsely accused of this heinous crime? I will not stand for it, I tell you!

      I demand all of the IP addresses of anyone who has ever visited this site! I WILL get rich from each and every one of you!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 24, 2019 at 10:56 am

    So mostly this place is about lawsuits now.


    • May 24, 2019 at 11:09 am

      I’ll refocus, I just found this guy’s mental ineptitude hilarious. TL;DR – I don’t want any money, just the blood, tears and dignity of my enemies. I’m rational and sane like that.

    • Nee Chi
      May 24, 2019 at 11:15 am

      There you are!!!

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    May 24, 2019 at 9:47 am

    “I am not legally required to incur the cost of counsel. In fact, I incur no legal expense representing myself pro se, and any lost wages or expense I incur responding to a baseless, frivolous suit I will seek to recover in countersuit.”

    Unless Bristol Turtlechick is a licensed attorney, Bristol Turtlechick cannot represent Worcester Digital Marketing in court. Since Worcester Digital Marketing is a corporation, it has no physical presence that can show up in court to represent itself. And you’re not going to successfully counterclaim for lost wages.

    But go ahead and try. It’s always fun watching pro se litigants.

  • The Name Game
    May 24, 2019 at 9:46 am

    I shuddered at the “correction and discipline” comment too. Into S&M/B&D much, Andy-baby?

    Andrew Frost is the poster boy for why the full legalization of “recreational” marijuana use is such a BAD, BAD idea.

  • Barry
    May 24, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I don’t know what this guy is about but a pickup truck with “free edibles” written on it would seem to support the same kind of motives held by a guy driving a van that says “free kittens.”

  • Dr. Sigmund Freud
    May 24, 2019 at 9:04 am

    Hello young man, thank you for edifying my libido and death drive theorems. Your attachment to TB is rapidly heading towards an erotic form of psychopathology. You’re compulsive weed smoking enhances this and will only lead to more hate, aggression, and eventually neurotic guilt which is very unhealthy and will destroy your mind. Diagnosis: use less weed. Thank you

  • Protect your ip in 4 mins free
    May 24, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Very ez and it’s free

  • Idgara
    May 24, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Tbs you all are a bunch of snitches ! Who cares what he is doing he didn’t hurt anyone . Tbs is cry babies and became pussies

  • Positive & Affirming (PACO)
    May 24, 2019 at 8:05 am

    All of these lawsuits have proven one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt;

    Tort reform should be a top priority in this state.

    On a related note, I’ll gladly make a donation to BTC’s legal defense fund.

    • Natasha
      May 24, 2019 at 10:21 am

      I liked your old name better.

      • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Now I am Positive & Affirming So That I Won't Be Offered as a Blood Sacrifice
        May 24, 2019 at 11:01 am

        Which one?

        “Positive and Affirming Comments Only, or You’ll…”
        “Well, I Used to Talk Shit But…”
        “Well, No Shit”

        In this new and dangerous world of getting sold out for making comments on a blog that would totally evaporate if people didn’t come to read the comments, I am struggling to find my identity.

        • Natasha
          May 24, 2019 at 11:17 am

          I didn’t realize you were all of those people. I liked the first one “Positive and Affirming…”

          • Positive & Affirming (PACO)
            May 24, 2019 at 11:22 am

            I also like that one. Perhaps I will begin using it again.

            Thank you for your input.

    • Kim Wescott
      May 24, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      Thank you, P.A.C.O.

  • Baited Breath
    May 24, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Where’s the blog on Worcester Magazine winding down? Don’t get depressed, there’s plenty more villains out there.

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    May 24, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Vote down this comment if you are tired of hearing about TBS’s legal issues, and just come here for the rachets…

  • Dr. John
    May 24, 2019 at 7:15 am

    Never show your weaknesses. UT complaining that your going to go out of business because of lawsuits only invites more lawsuits.

  • Todays Poll
    May 24, 2019 at 6:33 am

    Would you buy a swanky T-shirt from Bristol to support her starting HER OWN blog with interesting stories and a safe true anonymous fun comment section where writers like her and SSTG won’t feel like AK might fuck them over?

    Thumbs Up: Heck yeah, those girls do all the work around here, they write interesting stories and I feel like they are stand up gals who I can trust. Where do I send my $20?

    Thumbs down: No way, I love how UTB is constantly badgering us for more money and complaining about Facebook. I feel like UTB is a trustworthy guy and he always has my back!

    • Chubby Chaser
      May 24, 2019 at 6:58 am

      I’m good for $20. Not only would I support a Bristol site but I’d do what I could to spread the word about the site, bringing her new readers and working to make the site very successful!
      I think Bristol would have creative ideas for a site and make the page experience awesome.
      I don’t like hoe AK treats his writers and readers, he’s sort of a dick.

      • Well, Duh
        May 24, 2019 at 9:07 am

        Hmmmm….a new blog run by an actually talent writer who can take a joke and doesn’t freak out at the first sign of criticism, who understands the harmlessness of trolling the interwebs and geuninely seems to enjoy it, or a tiny tyrant of a man who cries and whines and begs for money in between writing mostly shitty blogs from a bunch of different alter ego names, and openly admits with no shame that he’ll sell out his bloggers and readers to save his own little skin? That’s a tough choice, I’ll have to think about it.
        Just kidding, where’s the bristol fund at?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    May 24, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Destroyed By Bristol.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 23, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    Methinks he is confusing amazing with amusing.

    Sounds like one of Californias idiots escaped.

  • Let’s Be Honest
    May 23, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Marijuana + Adults = Losers
    It’s time to grow up stoners

    • Mom’s Basement
      May 24, 2019 at 8:11 am

      I’m not even going to dignify that comment. Instead I think I’ll go back to bed.

  • WPWP
    May 23, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Do not stop fighting for the white race and the preservation of white children.

    • Natasha
      May 24, 2019 at 10:24 am

      WT at it again

      • Natasha
        May 24, 2019 at 11:19 am

        Sorry, YT*

  • Y
    May 23, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Grow up, Stoner!

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